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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Traditionally it’s through a mans stomach, but that’s a good way to make sure that they’re incapable of leaving the room and I’m sure that there was a scene in Se7en about that…
Speaking as we’re no longer in ‘traditional’ times, what’s the best way to your heart?
N.B. I bear no responsibility if people use this information for nefarious ends or to get to your heart… |
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"Through my brain. If a person talks about a subject that they're knowledgeable and passionate about, I just melt. "
I have an in depth knowledge of pothole geography on the A59 stretch north of Preston …. Did you come yet??   |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Through my brain. If a person talks about a subject that they're knowledgeable and passionate about, I just melt.
I have an in depth knowledge of pothole geography on the A59 stretch north of Preston …. Did you come yet?? "
Who would have thought that such knowledge would come in useful, yet here we are… |
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"Through my brain. If a person talks about a subject that they're knowledgeable and passionate about, I just melt.
I have an in depth knowledge of pothole geography on the A59 stretch north of Preston …. Did you come yet??
Who would have thought that such knowledge would come in useful, yet here we are…"
Yup - I’m thinking she’s putty in my hands right now!!  |
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To be honest. The best way to my heart is a woman sending me a picture of herself bent over with her foof framed by her arse cheeks as she looks over her shoulder and gives me a cheeky wink.
((This might just work)) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Scratch and tickle my back with finger nails, not rough just like a massage.
Totally relaxes me, anyone willing to take their time doing it would have me in the palm of their hands
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Compassion to others, being able to laugh at yourself, the excitement to travel off the beaten path with me. But trust me with everything about you!
And letting me eat BBQs all year round
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be honest. The best way to my heart is a woman sending me a picture of herself bent over with her foof framed by her arse cheeks as she looks over her shoulder and gives me a cheeky wink.
((This might just work)) "
Im working on my winking action for this. |
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"To be honest. The best way to my heart is a woman sending me a picture of herself bent over with her foof framed by her arse cheeks as she looks over her shoulder and gives me a cheeky wink.
((This might just work))
Im working on my winking action for this. "
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
There isn't one.
Be yourself and I'll either take an interest or I won't. I really don't have a thing or a type that instantly breaks through and has me take you in. Often I can surprise myself in who I end up taking interests in.
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"With humour...if someone can make me snort laugh and match my sarcasm levels then we're going to get along 
So that's why you took an interest when I send you those pictures! "
You're pretty...being pretty is a way into my knickers, and I don't keep my heart in there  |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"There isn't one.
Be yourself and I'll either take an interest or I won't. I really don't have a thing or a type that instantly breaks through and has me take you in. Often I can surprise myself in who I end up taking interests in.
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I don’t have a type. BINGO!!
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"With humour...if someone can make me snort laugh and match my sarcasm levels then we're going to get along
So that's why you took an interest when I send you those pictures!
You're pretty...being pretty is a way into my knickers, and I don't keep my heart in there "
What do you keep in your knickers?! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"There isn't one.
Be yourself and I'll either take an interest or I won't. I really don't have a thing or a type that instantly breaks through and has me take you in. Often I can surprise myself in who I end up taking interests in.
I don’t have a type. BINGO!!
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I was going to type something similar! It's a good reply.
I like passion but it has to be with other things. Someone who I think is more intelligent than me will always have a bit of a soft spot. I guess time but not just time. Actual focus. If someone pours focus and energy into me, that's a good way into my heart. But not just that. My heart is a complicated place. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"There isn't one.
Be yourself and I'll either take an interest or I won't. I really don't have a thing or a type that instantly breaks through and has me take you in. Often I can surprise myself in who I end up taking interests in.
I don’t have a type. BINGO!!
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Don't mock the phrase! I ended up saying that because the response was long winded (shocking from me I know). So condensed it in to the world famous "I don't have a type" it would have saved you lots of additional reading, but now you have brought additional rambling upon yourself! |
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"With humour...if someone can make me snort laugh and match my sarcasm levels then we're going to get along
So that's why you took an interest when I send you those pictures!
You're pretty...being pretty is a way into my knickers, and I don't keep my heart in there
What do you keep in your knickers?! "
That depends what knickers I'm wearing...the big ones negate the need for carrying a handbag, I keep everything in there |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"There isn't one.
Be yourself and I'll either take an interest or I won't. I really don't have a thing or a type that instantly breaks through and has me take you in. Often I can surprise myself in who I end up taking interests in.
I don’t have a type. BINGO!!
Don't mock the phrase! I ended up saying that because the response was long winded (shocking from me I know). So condensed it in to the world famous "I don't have a type" it would have saved you lots of additional reading, but now you have brought additional rambling upon yourself! "
I couldn’t resist.
Waffle all you like, I have a soft spot for rambling |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"With humour...if someone can make me snort laugh and match my sarcasm levels then we're going to get along
So that's why you took an interest when I send you those pictures!
You're pretty...being pretty is a way into my knickers, and I don't keep my heart in there
What do you keep in your knickers?!
That depends what knickers I'm wearing...the big ones negate the need for carrying a handbag, I keep everything in there "
Are those your house keys and mobile phone or are you just pleased to see me? |
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Be interested in me, take time to talk to me, listen to what I say and be good looking while holding a bar of Aldi 70% dark salted caramel chocolate and having a similar sense of humour to Alfie Moore |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There isn't one.
Be yourself and I'll either take an interest or I won't. I really don't have a thing or a type that instantly breaks through and has me take you in. Often I can surprise myself in who I end up taking interests in.
I don’t have a type. BINGO!!
I was going to type something similar! It's a good reply.
I like passion but it has to be with other things. Someone who I think is more intelligent than me will always have a bit of a soft spot. I guess time but not just time. Actual focus. If someone pours focus and energy into me, that's a good way into my heart. But not just that. My heart is a complicated place. "
I'll add onto the end
If you can make me smile that's a good start, laugh you're onto a good thing. Be quirky, different and interesting. Tantalise me with shades of enigma and mystery. Accept me for who I am (quirks and moods and all). Have your own style. Be yourself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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at the risk of sounding a little self centred  ... showing a genuine interest in getting to know me as much as I would want to know them. mutual attraction / humour / spark clearly are all important, but if there isn't a genuine desire from them to get to know me then I'm probably not going to be interested. |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Making an effort to want to know me, kindness, humility and humour
I’m more interested in bricks and giraffes, soz
Feck ya
Wow! You kiss your mother with that mouth?! "
you didn’t have to bring Rosie into it |
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I dont really let people into my heart. It took me a year to fall in love with my partner. I fell in love with him because he took time to get to know me. Supported me. Was none judgemental. Hes kind, patient. Nurtures me and teachers me. Im very much a slow burner |
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"Their time and undivided attention is most important to me.
Plus, chocolate and a good dicking."
Chocolate dicking is that a new fetish :p
.. And after an in depth read . The dreaded not noing for single males..... Damn  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Time, patience, getting to know the real me, good and bad. Makes me laugh, but holds me when I cry. Doesn’t judge me, and understands my family position x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Keeping the pieces of mine under lock and key in cold storage.
No access granted.
Will it survive the chill? "
Someone special will have the map, the key, the heat to thaw it one day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Keeping the pieces of mine under lock and key in cold storage.
No access granted.
Will it survive the chill?
Someone special will have the map, the key, the heat to thaw it one day. "
That's a good way to think about it. It means you didn't give up completely on your own heart. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Keeping the pieces of mine under lock and key in cold storage.
No access granted.
Will it survive the chill?
Someone special will have the map, the key, the heat to thaw it one day.
That's a good way to think about it. It means you didn't give up completely on your own heart. "
No, never. Just have to be careful who holds it in their hands. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Keeping the pieces of mine under lock and key in cold storage.
No access granted.
Will it survive the chill?
Someone special will have the map, the key, the heat to thaw it one day.
That's a good way to think about it. It means you didn't give up completely on your own heart.
No, never. Just have to be careful who holds it in their hands."
Right? Some people can't hold them steady. You want it to be held like a newborn baby. With love, amusement, but also tight and secure. Like in the womb
Because when you give someone your heart, you trust them not to drop it in the corner like a toy they no longer want to play with or an ornament you stick on a shelf and remember to dust it off once a month, you trust they will nurture it. So yeah, keep it safe. It deserves a right connection. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Keeping the pieces of mine under lock and key in cold storage.
No access granted.
Will it survive the chill?
Someone special will have the map, the key, the heat to thaw it one day.
That's a good way to think about it. It means you didn't give up completely on your own heart.
No, never. Just have to be careful who holds it in their hands.
Right? Some people can't hold them steady. You want it to be held like a newborn baby. With love, amusement, but also tight and secure. Like in the womb
Because when you give someone your heart, you trust them not to drop it in the corner like a toy they no longer want to play with or an ornament you stick on a shelf and remember to dust it off once a month, you trust they will nurture it. So yeah, keep it safe. It deserves a right connection. "
It’s worth waiting for that one that will do all that because they choose to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Their time and undivided attention is most important to me.
Plus, chocolate and a good dicking.
Chocolate dicking is that a new fetish :p
.. And after an in depth read . The dreaded not noing for single males..... Damn "
To be fair, we couldn’t be much further apart anyway |
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Hate shagging straight after eating.
Not interested in food until after the deed is done and I know that I will be going home, often with something for the freezer as well, after we've recouped our used up energy. Any chance of round two and I will just gratefully accept the take away.
I seem to know a lot of good cooks (exotic cuisine) so have to make my ground rules clear and the prospect of being overfed has a deterrent effect on the danger of marriage ensuing, as well.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being very protective over me... does it for me... A manly man
That makes more sense in this thread "
I don't know how my comment ended up in another thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At the moment? Through a deep, full on body snug-in cuddle....and kisses, lots of proper, proper kisses. Want to feel like i mean something, not just a thing to be used.... just something deep and powerful. That is the way to my heart x |
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"Making an effort to want to know me, kindness, humility and humour
*Gets out his notepad*
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Although this site is what it is. Unfortunately both sexes tend to forget the above.
In all honesty yes I tend to be guarded. You can see that from posts and profile text or lack of I should say we are at the end of the day complex sometimes emotional beings. And above all human
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Through my brain. If a person talks about a subject that they're knowledgeable and passionate about, I just melt.
I have an in depth knowledge of pothole geography on the A59 stretch north of Preston …. Did you come yet?? "
that's deep! |
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Surprised nobody has mentioned Haribos yet (whatever they are).
Normally they appear to be an in-crowd, cult thing on the forum, second only to popcorn fetching.
Maybe most users, of various persuasions, have found something else to suck that gets to a man's heart? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Food, affection, passion about their hobbies & interests, lack of sexual inhibitions. Men with broad shoulders, deep voices, a pretty penis, pert bum, and sexual dominance done properly, not misogynistic porn or 50 shades of I don't care about your consent. Women with hourglass curves, good perfume, and similar kinks & fantasies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kindness, a playful wit, authenticity. Obviously thats overly simplistic, but those 3 will peak my interest. Or they would if I hadn't decided not have a relationship until my children have reached adulthood. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kindness, a playful wit, authenticity. Obviously thats overly simplistic, but those 3 will peak my interest. Or they would if I hadn't decided not have a relationship until my children have reached adulthood."
Would you like to stroke Nero? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Got to be genuine , funny , honest and just down to earth . Nothing better than sitting around a table , couple of beers chilling out and the banter and jokes are flying around the table . I |
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Great believer in tables, here.
Abhor TV dinners and takeaways eaten off the lap.
Same goes for drinks.with my decent crystal glasses I don't want people to have no where solid to put them down.
(Hoping my humour is also standing me in good stead) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always find it tough to answer these sorts of questions, along with what do I look for flin a person because I lost all the things I like, but it always ends with me wondering what I can them offer them in return... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A glass of tequila/whiskey and modesty are really the keys to my heart, paired with a nice ass and ability to dance. My partner rn is one of the most laidback people I’ve met and it balances me out perfectly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Surprised nobody has mentioned Haribos yet (whatever they are).
Normally they appear to be an in-crowd, cult thing on the forum, second only to popcorn fetching.
Maybe most users, of various persuasions, have found something else to suck that gets to a man's heart?"
Did you say Haribos... Just reminded me of fruit pastilles...Now that's a way to my heart... Chewy Fruity Fruit Pastilles...Yums especially the black ones  |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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"I’m not looking for someone to access my heart. But if they are interested in the contents of my pants then we can have some fun.
I bet you have lots of interest "
Not as much as you might think |
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"I’m not looking for someone to access my heart. But if they are interested in the contents of my pants then we can have some fun.
I bet you have lots of interest
Not as much as you might think "
You might be able to auction them if they are soiled enough! |
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"What's a heart?"
A deflection device for people not willing to use their brain.
So sad that this wonderful bit of evolutionary engineering has been belittled into being the repository of 'feelings'. |
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