We've all been there, when things go terribly wrong.
Usually reserved for our younger years.
I'll start
So 14 or 15 thought a Henry hoover would be a good idea. Started off brilliant. If I angled it just right it would slap my little boy all over the place sending me into a knee shaking orgasm, but as we know the little fella wants to hide away once he's had his moment in the spotlight. This then created enough room for him and his two friends to take a little journey into the belly of Henry(should mention I removed the hose) little fucker smiling at me all the while. After what seemed like a week I managed to shut Him down. The state of my poor boy, looked like I had taken a few bee stings along one side of my little chap. Couldn't touch him for a full week( at that age you can imagine how sorry for myself I felt) soon made up for it, not gona say i never used a hoover again after all the orgasm was amazing.
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Early twenties I wanted a wank but only slippery substance I had was shower gel. Used it neat, had my wank and washed it off.
Next day woke up and went to the loo and the skin had started to peel off all over my cock - had sore red patches all over it.
Lasted about a week. The shower gel had completely dried the skin out.
Wasn't all bad though as my girlfriend used to rub moisturiser into it but no sex as it was rather painful.
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"Early twenties I wanted a wank but only slippery substance I had was shower gel. Used it neat, had my wank and washed it off.
Next day woke up and went to the loo and the skin had started to peel off all over my cock - had sore red patches all over it.
Lasted about a week. The shower gel had completely dried the skin out.
Wasn't all bad though as my girlfriend used to rub moisturiser into it but no sex as it was rather painful.
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Fuck me... what shower gel do you use??? |
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"Early twenties I wanted a wank but only slippery substance I had was shower gel. Used it neat, had my wank and washed it off.
Next day woke up and went to the loo and the skin had started to peel off all over my cock - had sore red patches all over it.
Lasted about a week. The shower gel had completely dried the skin out.
Wasn't all bad though as my girlfriend used to rub moisturiser into it but no sex as it was rather painful.
Fuck me... what shower gel do you use??? "
Can't remember which one but I am presuming I didn't manage to get it all off properly. Never use neat shower gel to have a wank. |
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"Poor henry  heny was fine, if anything looked like he enjoyed it
Did you clean him up
then I would become the vacuum cleaner. "
IT'S THE CIIIIIIRRRRCLE OF LIFE |
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