"I might just get a raging hard on tonight and do a magic trick
Make the sky remote disappear "
It’s not a magic trick if you’re just putting the remote 6feet behind your cock when taking the pick …it’s all a matter of perspective ?? |
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"Better book into A&E to get it removed.
or tie some string round it
Cable tie it to a scaffolding plank
I tie men to planks so they don't fall in. "
I'd stretch you open like a latex glove |
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