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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'll take it.
That's kind. If you give me your address i'll 'acquire' the dog and bring it over. "
No worries Granny.
Could you do something to sort out the microchip so it doesn't seem like I've stolen it please. |
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"In what way OK? For you or the dog.
What type of dog?
Why does it need rehoming? "
By okay I mean would anyone mind. Like the owner , the police , the dog ....
A noisy dog.
It needs re homing because I can hear it. |
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"If it's a neighbours dog and you're putting up with constant barking then yes along with the neighbours,if it's your own then I'm afraid not."
Good answer. I'll ask NSP if she has room for the owners too . |
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"Why so far away? xx
So that I won't be able to hear it barking
If it a regular problem, report it to your local council. Even better if you can provide details of when and how long it barks."
I'm a theif not a snitch  |
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"I'll take it.
That's kind. If you give me your address i'll 'acquire' the dog and bring it over.
No worries Granny.
Could you do something to sort out the microchip so it doesn't seem like I've stolen it please."
I used to like those. Not very healthy though. |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
Beyond the shadows. |
"Would it be okay for me to re-home a dog. Somewhere quite far away from here ?
Is the dog happy with the situation?
I haven't asked it yet. It's too busy vocalising hour after hour after hour."
We'll I think we all know what the first steps is don't we then. Don't forget to take some walls sausages a a peice offering. |
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"Would it be okay for me to re-home a dog. Somewhere quite far away from here ?
Is the dog happy with the situation?
I haven't asked it yet. It's too busy vocalising hour after hour after hour.
We'll I think we all know what the first steps is don't we then. Don't forget to take some walls sausages a a peice offering. "
I'm not sure if the neighbours like sausages. Maybe if I swapped the dog for a steak and kidney ? |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
I'd say it's fine - just leave a note for the owners;
"Dear Owners,
woof woof woof.
Woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof.
Regards
The dog.
P.s. all the time you've had me you've called me by the wrong name (google translate used).
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"I'd say it's fine - just leave a note for the owners;
"Dear Owners,
woof woof woof.
Woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof.
Regards
The dog.
P.s. all the time you've had me you've called me by the wrong name (google translate used).
"
Oh |
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"I'd say it's fine - just leave a note for the owners;
"Dear Owners,
woof woof woof.
Woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof.
Regards
The dog.
P.s. all the time you've had me you've called me by the wrong name (google translate used).
Oh "
my |
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I know what a ball ache this is the neighbours didn't believe me when I said their dog was barking constantly when they went out,so Environmental Health it was I refused to let anyone take the piss. 9 year's on we live in ignorant bliss of each other I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire,oh hang on I would and pooch is now in doggy heaven. |
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"I'd say it's fine - just leave a note for the owners;
"Dear Owners,
woof woof woof.
Woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof.
Regards
The dog.
P.s. all the time you've had me you've called me by the wrong name (google translate used).
Oh
my"
God ! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I'd say it's fine - just leave a note for the owners;
"Dear Owners,
woof woof woof.
Woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof.
Regards
The dog.
P.s. all the time you've had me you've called me by the wrong name (google translate used).
Oh
my
God !"
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"In what way OK? For you or the dog.
What type of dog?
Why does it need rehoming?
By okay I mean would anyone mind. Like the owner , the police , the dog ....
A noisy dog.
It needs re homing because I can hear it."
Just throw it some food it will shut up then. |
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"Why so far away? xx
So that I won't be able to hear it barking
If it a regular problem, report it to your local council. Even better if you can provide details of when and how long it barks.
I'm a theif not a snitch "
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"In what way OK? For you or the dog.
What type of dog?
Why does it need rehoming?
By okay I mean would anyone mind. Like the owner , the police , the dog ....
A noisy dog.
It needs re homing because I can hear it.
Just throw it some food it will shut up then. "
Got a juggernaut I can borrow ? |
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"Chunky that's genius ! Almost.
I am going to bark in the garden.
Always and every time their dog does...... i'm gonna
Tip - do all recording - stick it on repeat through a speaker. "
Dear God !!!!! You are a past master.
I will. I will ! |
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Yes. Absolutely you can. I think it’s in the bible
‘And on the seventh day God finished his work that he had done, and he rested on the seventh day from all his work that he had done. And the dogs that were disturbing the peace were rehomed far away’ |
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"I'll take it.
That's kind. If you give me your address i'll 'acquire' the dog and bring it over.
No worries Granny.
Could you do something to sort out the microchip so it doesn't seem like I've stolen it please.
I used to like those. Not very healthy though. "
What the McCain ones, I don't like anything McCain, won't even back his horses |
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"Why so far away? xx
So that I won't be able to hear it barking
If it a regular problem, report it to your local council. Even better if you can provide details of when and how long it barks.
I'm a theif not a snitch "
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"I'll take it.
That's kind. If you give me your address i'll 'acquire' the dog and bring it over.
No worries Granny.
Could you do something to sort out the microchip so it doesn't seem like I've stolen it please.
I used to like those. Not very healthy though.
What the McCain ones, I don't like anything McCain, won't even back his horses"
His Dad has a brewery in Liverpool. It's prob why they don't know how to make chips |
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"Yes. Absolutely you can. I think it’s in the bible
‘And on the seventh day God finished his work that he had done, and he rested on the seventh day from all his work that he had done. And the dogs that were disturbing the peace were rehomed far away’"
I knew i'd read it somewhere ! Thank Allah I'm a good Christian. |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"In what way OK? For you or the dog.
What type of dog?
Why does it need rehoming?
By okay I mean would anyone mind. Like the owner , the police , the dog ....
A noisy dog.
It needs re homing because I can hear it.
Just throw it some food it will shut up then.
Got a juggernaut I can borrow ? "
No sorry, I have a very large German shepherd you could borrow his Barking would drown out the other dogs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If the dog is always outside barking, there's usually a reason for it. Don't blame the animal, blame the owners.
I know this post is tongue and cheek but think of a dog's welfare before your ears  |
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