Last text to me said “Breathing and orgasming is more technical than you'd think” literally just received that. And got another (from the same person) as I’m typing this “No take backs. It's basically a contract now”

My last one I sent said “we’ll never play together”

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Last text received...

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Yeah I'd doubt I'd keep a straight face either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d just have a thumbs up emoji, so I’ve gotten away quite lightly I feel….

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"doing man-stuff"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m ready to go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine would be

"I'm not sure yet"

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Probably best to do a bank transfer

J x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are to blame ... I have fist ache

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are to blame ... I have fist ache

maybe not the best t-shirt, but definitely the best, "what's the story"?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Takes a real man to date a trans

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s so annoying

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By *EAT..85Woman over a year ago

Nottingham

I havnt mentioned it to the kids, if it goes ahead it will be a surprise.

( Obvs I'm getting married

)

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

Last text sent: oh do fuck off.

Last text received: just click the bloody link!

I'd rather wear the last text sent than received.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Frankie says

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Some good ones thanks all x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will pass the message on, thanks"

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keep the nightie on then.

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By *he AmbassadorMan over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Ooommmffftt

And then some,

You made me twitch.

Actually that ain't a bad T Shirt to have at all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“It’s in the garage”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What a shit performance

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By *issAphroditeWoman over a year ago

Norwich

"Do you remember these?" (plus a photo of some children's sticker books).

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By *il sub princessWoman over a year ago

West Midlands

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Last one sent:

'I want to be a cat'.

Last one received:

'I'd very much like to be a cat too'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you free? Xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Last sent.....

Under the pillows

Last received.....

FFS just come out already!

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

She is the bomb!

I can see why you get horny over her

Talking about a good friends mixing deck and equipment

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"She is the bomb!

I can see why you get horny over her

Talking about a good friends mixing deck and equipment "

Oh is that my new nickname? "Mixing deck and equipment".

I've had worse

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Give my love to your mum"

That's pretty good actually...

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

They are in Wales.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"She is the bomb!

I can see why you get horny over her

Talking about a good friends mixing deck and equipment

Oh is that my new nickname? "Mixing deck and equipment".

I've had worse

Posh you are naughty but I like it

Ps..I've had worse too

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Stop

(I live a wild life).

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll be off then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ETA 16:00 hrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Phone in sick!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Enjoy. It's a gorgeous evening.

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By *oeBiggs321Man over a year ago

Reading

It’s coming home

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

The vision in my mind is you having pizza at the Manor with Amanda and the pigs.

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