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By *enks OP Man
over a year ago
hereford |
Have to say having tried the Original source tea tree and mint shower gel its a no from me as a little to invigorating for me to say the least.
One ladies review
"For a moment, I wasn’t entirely sure what had happened. Had I repeated the never to be forgotten error when I managed to apply hair removal cream which was strictly not for front bottoms to my front bottom? Had a stray spark inadvertently set light to my pubic thatch? BECAUSE IT FUCKING FELT LIKE IT."
"Yes, Original Source, your innocuous looking green bottle of so called shower gel, it turns out, is an absolute fucking liability. MY FLAPS WERE ON FUCKING FIRE.
"I had a quick look at the ingredients list to see if it contained gasoline. It did not. There was a warning though. ‘KEEP AWAY FROM EYES.’ Keep away from eyes? KEEP AWAY FROM EYES? Frankly, my eyes were the least of my problems right now."
"I frantically scrubbed my flaps, which by now felt as though they were being ceremoniously scrubbed by ants wearing ice skates laced with chilli sauce."
"‘7,929 tingling leaves’ claimed the front of the bottle. Tingling? TINGLING? This wasn’t tingling my minge. It was starting a fucking bush fire down there. (Pun entirely intended. You can thank me later.)"
"Some twelve hours later, my front bottom has finally calmed down, though may well be suffering from as yet unconfirmed PTSD. My eyes have eventually stopped watering. And so, in the interests of public safety, I thought I would pen you this missive."
"May I suggest a rebranding of the front of your bottles of Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel? Something along the lines of the following: ‘7,927 tingling leaves which will accost your genitalia until it screams for mercy.’" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The last time I used that it literally felt like it burned by labia off!
It’s a no from me!  "
Omg same here.
The worst part was it was at a guys house after we’d had sex and I just wanted to freshen up.
I let out a little squeal in the guys bathroom lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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First off I’m confused the OP is a guy yet it’s burning his flaps?? 
Secondly mint is known to stimulate the blood vessels have the tingling sensation though if you naturally want an enlarged penis it’s good to use on a regular basis, or so I’m told |
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By *issitCouple
over a year ago
Banbury |
"Have to say having tried the Original source tea tree and mint shower gel its a no from me as a little to invigorating for me to say the least.
One ladies review
"For a moment, I wasn’t entirely sure what had happened. Had I repeated the never to be forgotten error when I managed to apply hair removal cream which was strictly not for front bottoms to my front bottom? Had a stray spark inadvertently set light to my pubic thatch? BECAUSE IT FUCKING FELT LIKE IT."
"Yes, Original Source, your innocuous looking green bottle of so called shower gel, it turns out, is an absolute fucking liability. MY FLAPS WERE ON FUCKING FIRE.
"I had a quick look at the ingredients list to see if it contained gasoline. It did not. There was a warning though. ‘KEEP AWAY FROM EYES.’ Keep away from eyes? KEEP AWAY FROM EYES? Frankly, my eyes were the least of my problems right now."
"I frantically scrubbed my flaps, which by now felt as though they were being ceremoniously scrubbed by ants wearing ice skates laced with chilli sauce."
"‘7,929 tingling leaves’ claimed the front of the bottle. Tingling? TINGLING? This wasn’t tingling my minge. It was starting a fucking bush fire down there. (Pun entirely intended. You can thank me later.)"
"Some twelve hours later, my front bottom has finally calmed down, though may well be suffering from as yet unconfirmed PTSD. My eyes have eventually stopped watering. And so, in the interests of public safety, I thought I would pen you this missive."
"May I suggest a rebranding of the front of your bottles of Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel? Something along the lines of the following: ‘7,927 tingling leaves which will accost your genitalia until it screams for mercy.’""
 just hilarious! Thank you for the humour |
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By *enks OP Man
over a year ago
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"First off I’m confused the OP is a guy yet it’s burning his flaps??
Secondly mint is known to stimulate the blood vessels have the tingling sensation though if you naturally want an enlarged penis it’s good to use on a regular basis, or so I’m told "
If you read my post you will see I state one ladies review, that is a review given by a lady on a website, its quite a famous one, at no point have I said that is my review. Hope that clears it up for you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a fab playmate who enjoyed the tingly sensations.. he left his bottle on our last meet up..
After ignoring it for a few weeks I stupidly thought I would give it a whirl..,,
For the love of god(and I ain’t remotely religious)
It can only be described as the devils work..,  |
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