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"At least with boobs you can sling a bra on do they keep off your skin, sweaty balls well what can you do when they stick to your hairy men legs? Maybe you need ball slings to keep them tidy  "
Like those stork baby pouches in kids books..? |
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"At least with boobs you can sling a bra on do they keep off your skin, sweaty balls well what can you do when they stick to your hairy men legs? Maybe you need ball slings to keep them tidy
Like those stork baby pouches in kids books..? "
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"I have sweat and also loads of tiny bugs and greenfly wafting about. I need someone to pick the bugs from my sweaty crevices "
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Anyone want to come and lick them? How incredibly gross is that 
What's something you've never uttered before? 
I hate sweaty bodies by the way...
Come and sample my sausage. "
I don't believe you've never uttered those word's before. |
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"Anyone want to come and lick them? How incredibly gross is that
What's something you've never uttered before?
I hate sweaty bodies by the way...
Come and sample my sausage.
I don't believe you've never uttered those word's before."
I really haven’t!!! What made me think of it happened this morning.
Sending a message on FB dating, girl is a vegetarian and sent a message saying “well it might work out to your advantage cos it’s the only meat I’m interested in” after I said my family are all meat eaters (not a euphemism).
I then replied “haha I look forward to you sampling me………I can’t even finish that sentence“!!! 
So nope, almost but never!!! |
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"I have sweat and also loads of tiny bugs and greenfly wafting about. I need someone to pick the bugs from my sweaty crevices
What are your feelings on flyswatter markings? "
Ooh I could have a waffle bottom |
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"I have sweat and also loads of tiny bugs and greenfly wafting about. I need someone to pick the bugs from my sweaty crevices
God have mercy on us all"
My garden is all about the nature |
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"I have sweat and also loads of tiny bugs and greenfly wafting about. I need someone to pick the bugs from my sweaty crevices
God have mercy on us all
My garden is all about the nature"
Amazon?
Not prime then |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Anyone want to come and lick them? How incredibly gross is that
What's something you've never uttered before?
I hate sweaty bodies by the way...
Come and sample my sausage.
I don't believe you've never uttered those word's before.
I really haven’t!!! What made me think of it happened this morning.
Sending a message on FB dating, girl is a vegetarian and sent a message saying “well it might work out to your advantage cos it’s the only meat I’m interested in” after I said my family are all meat eaters (not a euphemism).
I then replied “haha I look forward to you sampling me………I can’t even finish that sentence“!!!
So nope, almost but never!!!"
I didn't realise it for that racy on FB dating! |
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"I have sweat and also loads of tiny bugs and greenfly wafting about. I need someone to pick the bugs from my sweaty crevices
You’re quite a catch lady  "
of interest to all lizards and those with a sticky tongue |
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"I have sweat and also loads of tiny bugs and greenfly wafting about. I need someone to pick the bugs from my sweaty crevices
What are your feelings on flyswatter markings?
Ooh I could have a waffle bottom "
You can have anything you like. If we wrap you in a fly sticky tape it might give them a specific focus. I reckon they are drawn to your irresistible garden pheromones;-) |
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