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over a year ago
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Do you hear it, every year, when the weather warms? That buzzing. You see it bumping endlessly at the window. A massive black fly. You approach to open the window so that it can fly free rather than swotting it.
As if inviting your ire, it buzzes off to the next closed window. You approach that but once again, it taunts you by buzzing into the room, somewhere, and promptly disappears.
Why, for the love of God, do they do that??? Every bloody window is open but it chooses to lie in wait in the room. I feel it’s watching me, waiting for me to let my guard down and relax before it emerges, once again to torment me!!
What are your thoughts. Do you think it’s a fly conspiracy to drive us mad over the Summer? There must be a Pixar cartoon in the making whereby squadrons of flies plan a D-Day attack on humankind every year in vengeance for their compatriots that we swot.
Perhaps it’s time to call a truce and make peace with them. What say you? |
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"Do you hear it, every year, when the weather warms? That buzzing. You see it bumping endlessly at the window. A massive black fly. You approach to open the window so that it can fly free rather than swotting it.
As if inviting your ire, it buzzes off to the next closed window. You approach that but once again, it taunts you by buzzing into the room, somewhere, and promptly disappears.
Why, for the love of God, do they do that??? Every bloody window is open but it chooses to lie in wait in the room. I feel it’s watching me, waiting for me to let my guard down and relax before it emerges, once again to torment me!!
What are your thoughts. Do you think it’s a fly conspiracy to drive us mad over the Summer? There must be a Pixar cartoon in the making whereby squadrons of flies plan a D-Day attack on humankind every year in vengeance for their compatriots that we swot.
Perhaps it’s time to call a truce and make peace with them. What say you?"
Sounds like you’ve been possessed by Poe!
How you doing man? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you hear it, every year, when the weather warms? That buzzing. You see it bumping endlessly at the window. A massive black fly. You approach to open the window so that it can fly free rather than swotting it.
As if inviting your ire, it buzzes off to the next closed window. You approach that but once again, it taunts you by buzzing into the room, somewhere, and promptly disappears.
Why, for the love of God, do they do that??? Every bloody window is open but it chooses to lie in wait in the room. I feel it’s watching me, waiting for me to let my guard down and relax before it emerges, once again to torment me!!
What are your thoughts. Do you think it’s a fly conspiracy to drive us mad over the Summer? There must be a Pixar cartoon in the making whereby squadrons of flies plan a D-Day attack on humankind every year in vengeance for their compatriots that we swot.
Perhaps it’s time to call a truce and make peace with them. What say you?
Sounds like you’ve been possessed by Poe!
How you doing man?"
Good point!! I’ll bet you don’t have this issue in your crypt. Nice one, keeping those cobwebs.
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"This is why I have pet house spiders in certain windows, no flies
Ooo…mouthing a clever defence indeed."
My cat used to chase them out before he became fat & lazy.
But yes, OP, I bloody hate them. Windows & doors open to let in beautiful fresh air & you get big, fat, buzzy bluebottles  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you hear it, every year, when the weather warms? That buzzing. You see it bumping endlessly at the window. A massive black fly. You approach to open the window so that it can fly free rather than swotting it.
As if inviting your ire, it buzzes off to the next closed window. You approach that but once again, it taunts you by buzzing into the room, somewhere, and promptly disappears.
Why, for the love of God, do they do that??? Every bloody window is open but it chooses to lie in wait in the room. I feel it’s watching me, waiting for me to let my guard down and relax before it emerges, once again to torment me!!
What are your thoughts. Do you think it’s a fly conspiracy to drive us mad over the Summer? There must be a Pixar cartoon in the making whereby squadrons of flies plan a D-Day attack on humankind every year in vengeance for their compatriots that we swot.
Perhaps it’s time to call a truce and make peace with them. What say you?
Sounds like you’ve been possessed by Poe!
How you doing man?
Good point!! I’ll bet you don’t have this issue in your crypt. Nice one, keeping those cobwebs.
You’ve been quiet or was it I who was. "
Ha ha! Nope. My mate Renfield collects them before they become a nuisance.
Maybe our paths have just not crossed for a week or so! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is why I have pet house spiders in certain windows, no flies
Ooo…mouthing a clever defence indeed.
My cat used to chase them out before he became fat & lazy.
But yes, OP, I bloody hate them. Windows & doors open to let in beautiful fresh air & you get big, fat, buzzy bluebottles "
Why do they buzz to that one pane of glass that isn’t open??? Why????? |
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"Do you hear it, every year, when the weather warms? That buzzing. You see it bumping endlessly at the window. A massive black fly. You approach to open the window so that it can fly free rather than swotting it.
As if inviting your ire, it buzzes off to the next closed window. You approach that but once again, it taunts you by buzzing into the room, somewhere, and promptly disappears.
Why, for the love of God, do they do that??? Every bloody window is open but it chooses to lie in wait in the room. I feel it’s watching me, waiting for me to let my guard down and relax before it emerges, once again to torment me!!
What are your thoughts. Do you think it’s a fly conspiracy to drive us mad over the Summer? There must be a Pixar cartoon in the making whereby squadrons of flies plan a D-Day attack on humankind every year in vengeance for their compatriots that we swot.
Perhaps it’s time to call a truce and make peace with them. What say you?
Sounds like you’ve been possessed by Poe!
How you doing man?
Good point!! I’ll bet you don’t have this issue in your crypt. Nice one, keeping those cobwebs.
You’ve been quiet or was it I who was.
Ha ha! Nope. My mate Renfield collects them before they become a nuisance.
Maybe our paths have just not crossed for a week or so! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you hear it, every year, when the weather warms? That buzzing. You see it bumping endlessly at the window. A massive black fly. You approach to open the window so that it can fly free rather than swotting it.
As if inviting your ire, it buzzes off to the next closed window. You approach that but once again, it taunts you by buzzing into the room, somewhere, and promptly disappears.
Why, for the love of God, do they do that??? Every bloody window is open but it chooses to lie in wait in the room. I feel it’s watching me, waiting for me to let my guard down and relax before it emerges, once again to torment me!!
What are your thoughts. Do you think it’s a fly conspiracy to drive us mad over the Summer? There must be a Pixar cartoon in the making whereby squadrons of flies plan a D-Day attack on humankind every year in vengeance for their compatriots that we swot.
Perhaps it’s time to call a truce and make peace with them. What say you?
Sounds like you’ve been possessed by Poe!
How you doing man?
Good point!! I’ll bet you don’t have this issue in your crypt. Nice one, keeping those cobwebs.
You’ve been quiet or was it I who was.
Ha ha! Nope. My mate Renfield collects them before they become a nuisance.
Maybe our paths have just not crossed for a week or so! "
Oh yes, I forgot you have Renfield handy. Would you mind sending him round when you’re sound asleep in your dungeon please. |
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"This is why I have pet house spiders in certain windows, no flies
Ooo…mouthing a clever defence indeed.
My cat used to chase them out before he became fat & lazy.
But yes, OP, I bloody hate them. Windows & doors open to let in beautiful fresh air & you get big, fat, buzzy bluebottles
Why do they buzz to that one pane of glass that isn’t open??? Why?????"
Or in my case, it IS open, the idiots just need to buzz up a few inches  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is why I have pet house spiders in certain windows, no flies
Ooo…mouthing a clever defence indeed.
My cat used to chase them out before he became fat & lazy.
But yes, OP, I bloody hate them. Windows & doors open to let in beautiful fresh air & you get big, fat, buzzy bluebottles
Why do they buzz to that one pane of glass that isn’t open??? Why?????
Or in my case, it IS open, the idiots just need to buzz up a few inches "
They do it on purpose, being to drive us insane. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you hear it, every year, when the weather warms? That buzzing. You see it bumping endlessly at the window. A massive black fly. You approach to open the window so that it can fly free rather than swotting it.
As if inviting your ire, it buzzes off to the next closed window. You approach that but once again, it taunts you by buzzing into the room, somewhere, and promptly disappears.
Why, for the love of God, do they do that??? Every bloody window is open but it chooses to lie in wait in the room. I feel it’s watching me, waiting for me to let my guard down and relax before it emerges, once again to torment me!!
What are your thoughts. Do you think it’s a fly conspiracy to drive us mad over the Summer? There must be a Pixar cartoon in the making whereby squadrons of flies plan a D-Day attack on humankind every year in vengeance for their compatriots that we swot.
Perhaps it’s time to call a truce and make peace with them. What say you?
Sounds like you’ve been possessed by Poe!
How you doing man?
Good point!! I’ll bet you don’t have this issue in your crypt. Nice one, keeping those cobwebs.
You’ve been quiet or was it I who was.
Ha ha! Nope. My mate Renfield collects them before they become a nuisance.
Maybe our paths have just not crossed for a week or so!
Would you care for an h'ors deuve? "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you hear it, every year, when the weather warms? That buzzing. You see it bumping endlessly at the window. A massive black fly. You approach to open the window so that it can fly free rather than swotting it.
As if inviting your ire, it buzzes off to the next closed window. You approach that but once again, it taunts you by buzzing into the room, somewhere, and promptly disappears.
Why, for the love of God, do they do that??? Every bloody window is open but it chooses to lie in wait in the room. I feel it’s watching me, waiting for me to let my guard down and relax before it emerges, once again to torment me!!
What are your thoughts. Do you think it’s a fly conspiracy to drive us mad over the Summer? There must be a Pixar cartoon in the making whereby squadrons of flies plan a D-Day attack on humankind every year in vengeance for their compatriots that we swot.
Perhaps it’s time to call a truce and make peace with them. What say you?
Sounds like you’ve been possessed by Poe!
How you doing man?
Good point!! I’ll bet you don’t have this issue in your crypt. Nice one, keeping those cobwebs.
You’ve been quiet or was it I who was.
Ha ha! Nope. My mate Renfield collects them before they become a nuisance.
Maybe our paths have just not crossed for a week or so!
Would you care for an h'ors deuve?
Heh heh heh "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you hear it, every year, when the weather warms? That buzzing. You see it bumping endlessly at the window. A massive black fly. You approach to open the window so that it can fly free rather than swotting it.
As if inviting your ire, it buzzes off to the next closed window. You approach that but once again, it taunts you by buzzing into the room, somewhere, and promptly disappears.
Why, for the love of God, do they do that??? Every bloody window is open but it chooses to lie in wait in the room. I feel it’s watching me, waiting for me to let my guard down and relax before it emerges, once again to torment me!!
What are your thoughts. Do you think it’s a fly conspiracy to drive us mad over the Summer? There must be a Pixar cartoon in the making whereby squadrons of flies plan a D-Day attack on humankind every year in vengeance for their compatriots that we swot.
Perhaps it’s time to call a truce and make peace with them. What say you?
Sounds like you’ve been possessed by Poe!
How you doing man?
Good point!! I’ll bet you don’t have this issue in your crypt. Nice one, keeping those cobwebs.
You’ve been quiet or was it I who was.
Ha ha! Nope. My mate Renfield collects them before they become a nuisance.
Maybe our paths have just not crossed for a week or so!
Would you care for an h'ors deuve?
Heh heh heh
(vomit)"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you hear it, every year, when the weather warms? That buzzing. You see it bumping endlessly at the window. A massive black fly. You approach to open the window so that it can fly free rather than swotting it.
As if inviting your ire, it buzzes off to the next closed window. You approach that but once again, it taunts you by buzzing into the room, somewhere, and promptly disappears.
Why, for the love of God, do they do that??? Every bloody window is open but it chooses to lie in wait in the room. I feel it’s watching me, waiting for me to let my guard down and relax before it emerges, once again to torment me!!
What are your thoughts. Do you think it’s a fly conspiracy to drive us mad over the Summer? There must be a Pixar cartoon in the making whereby squadrons of flies plan a D-Day attack on humankind every year in vengeance for their compatriots that we swot.
Perhaps it’s time to call a truce and make peace with them. What say you?
Sounds like you’ve been possessed by Poe!
How you doing man?
Good point!! I’ll bet you don’t have this issue in your crypt. Nice one, keeping those cobwebs.
You’ve been quiet or was it I who was.
Ha ha! Nope. My mate Renfield collects them before they become a nuisance.
Maybe our paths have just not crossed for a week or so!
Would you care for an h'ors deuve?
Heh heh heh
(vomit)
Why do my icons never work!!!!!!"
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