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By *went OP Man
over a year ago
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"Accidentally on top of a dog shit. Romantic I just read that and spat my coffee out 
I was wearing my friends coat too. Erm yeah, I'm really sorry your coat is covered in shit  "
That’s made me laugh.
Hope the coat came clean. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Accidentally on top of a dog shit. Romantic I just read that and spat my coffee out
I was wearing my friends coat too. Erm yeah, I'm really sorry your coat is covered in shit "
I can imagine their face was a pinscher |
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Ón what I thought was a secure balcony in Budapest, until I look up mid mount to a boardroom full of suits across the road 1 floor up from me, all looking as us
Like 9pm on a Fri night, wtf,
1 guy even gave me the thumbs up,  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Ón what I thought was a secure balcony in Budapest, until I look up mid mount to a boardroom full of suits across the road 1 floor up from me, all looking as us
Like 9pm on a Fri night, wtf,
1 guy even gave me the thumbs up, "
You only scored one?  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"In the DJ booth at Butlins in Bognor. Cos I'm classy.
I got a blow job in the DJ booth in a club I was working in, was very interesting trying to mix music at the time"
Apparently it isn't that easy to multitask in that situation |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"In the DJ booth at Butlins in Bognor. Cos I'm classy.
I got a blow job in the DJ booth in a club I was working in, was very interesting trying to mix music at the time
Apparently it isn't that easy to multitask in that situation "
It's hard trying to drive during a bj too  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"In the DJ booth at Butlins in Bognor. Cos I'm classy.
I got a blow job in the DJ booth in a club I was working in, was very interesting trying to mix music at the time
Apparently it isn't that easy to multitask in that situation
It's hard trying to drive during a bj too "
I've never tried a BJ while driving...... but I don't think I would be able to watch the road while I did it |
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On stage with 2 dancers…. On top of a boat on norfolk broads in a graveyard - phone box - on a footpath against the hedge- that’s the ones that spring immediately to mind! Does this mean I’m a slut??  |
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In a bush, in a storm, at night outside of an OAP home and right next a a heavily used pathway as people staggered home from the pub. Oh and it was the night I lost my virginity not long after my 16th birthday.
I still feel to this day I should have gotten some sort of superpower that night as it's such a ridiculous story.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I've got a few,
There was the multi story car park, a field while the farmer was in his combine harvester. Last but no means least, balcony looking over the town centre during the day while people where out and about |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In a coal shed
In a barn
In another barn in February in sub zero temperatures
In a car under a flyover on the A1
In the woods
On the moors
In nightclub toilets (grim)
More woods
In a privet hedge
More woods
Some woods
The woods.
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"In a coal shed
In a barn
In another barn in February in sub zero temperatures
In a car under a flyover on the A1
In the woods
On the moors
In nightclub toilets (grim)
More woods
In a privet hedge
More woods
Some woods
The woods.
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Now you're just showing off! (Privet? Ouch ) |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"In a coal shed
In a barn
In another barn in February in sub zero temperatures
In a car under a flyover on the A1
In the woods
On the moors
In nightclub toilets (grim)
More woods
In a privet hedge
More woods
Some woods
The woods.
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That's a lot of sex.
I wish I'd had that much sex  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In a coal shed
In a barn
In another barn in February in sub zero temperatures
In a car under a flyover on the A1
In the woods
On the moors
In nightclub toilets (grim)
More woods
In a privet hedge
More woods
Some woods
The woods.
Now you're just showing off! (Privet? Ouch )"
Privet was preferable to hawthorn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lots of places from churches to graveyards but the funniest was down the side of a fire engine that drove of when we where half way through"
...that was with one of the Baldwins wasn't it?! |
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"In a coal shed
In a barn
In another barn in February in sub zero temperatures
In a car under a flyover on the A1
In the woods
On the moors
In nightclub toilets (grim)
More woods
In a privet hedge
More woods
Some woods
The woods.
Now you're just showing off! (Privet? Ouch )
Privet was preferable to hawthorn "
Did you not fancy a little prick? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In a coal shed
In a barn
In another barn in February in sub zero temperatures
In a car under a flyover on the A1
In the woods
On the moors
In nightclub toilets (grim)
More woods
In a privet hedge
More woods
Some woods
The woods.
Now you're just showing off! (Privet? Ouch )
Privet was preferable to hawthorn
Did you not fancy a little prick? "
Brilliant comment x |
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"In the vicar’s office with the vicar’s son
Was he the only boy who could ever reach you? "
That song forever haunts me! Used to do night shifts, always came on the radio twice in the shifts. He’s still a very good friend now and has been for many years |
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