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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I suffer with IBS and sometimes its far more hygienic, just to double task. No issue with picking it out of the plug hole....its just washed away. Saves a toilet roll and raw arse from wiping. |
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"I suffer with IBS and sometimes its far more hygienic, just to double task. No issue with picking it out of the plug hole....its just washed away. Saves a toilet roll and raw arse from wiping."
Why don't you just poo in the loo and then rinse in the shower?
Think you will be in a very small minority that just lay a cable in the shower |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I usually use the toilet before I get in the shower so no need to do either in the shower and I couldn’t even imagine doing a waffle stomp in the shower  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have questions,
Based on that showers only have shallow traps.
how do you get it through the plug hole? Stomp on it? Finger it? Shoer Shit stick?
What about potential a 'u bend' blockade?
Do you not get skids on your towels?
Do you get turd in your toe nails?
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"Err mostly I wash, plan my day, maybe sing, occasionally have sex, or take pics.
I have to walk past my toilet to get in the shower 
C"
Exactly. I have honestly never ever thought oh I’ll have a wee in the shower whilst I’m in here!
Never! |
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"I have questions,
Based on that showers only have shallow traps.
how do you get it through the plug hole? Stomp on it? Finger it? Shoer Shit stick?
What about potential a 'u bend' blockade?
Do you not get skids on your towels?
Do you get turd in your toe nails?
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Turd in your toe nails - that just made me almost spit my coffee out! 
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"I have questions,
Based on that showers only have shallow traps.
how do you get it through the plug hole? Stomp on it? Finger it? Shoer Shit stick?
What about potential a 'u bend' blockade?
Do you not get skids on your towels?
Do you get turd in your toe nails?
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. I just ch*ked on my crunchy nuts |
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"Err mostly I wash, plan my day, maybe sing, occasionally have sex, or take pics.
I have to walk past my toilet to get in the shower
C"
Basically all of this.. apart from Im single and have forgotten what sex is.. |
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"*Note to self: Remember to take flipflops when using other people's showers 
I’m taking wellies!
Surely your boots will fill up with wee? "
So many questions that I don't really want answers to...
Does one squat to curl one out in the shower? Brace position?
If wearing wellies to avoid turdy nails, what are the chances of getting the wrong angle and filling your own boots? |
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"*Note to self: Remember to take flipflops when using other people's showers
I’m taking wellies!
Surely your boots will fill up with wee?
So many questions that I don't really want answers to...
Does one squat to curl one out in the shower? Brace position?
If wearing wellies to avoid turdy nails, what are the chances of getting the wrong angle and filling your own boots?"
Well if nothing else, this thread has physically made me laugh out loud this morning!! |
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I piss in the shower. When I'm on my period I fake scream and die and pretend I've just been slashed by Psycho.
I'm already in it and naked and washing mind, I don't just climb in for a piss. I used to get out but learned that a wet body on my toilet seat is an accident waiting to happen. |
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I'm guessing with the IBS it's less of a traditional dump taking where you crop an actual log and more of a shart?
Bet it fucking stinks with that steamy water cooking it, bath farts are bad enough, the fart bubble rises to the surface and pops invading your nose leaving you all disgusted at yourself (by you, I mean me)
But yeah, I wouldn't be too chuffed if someone shat in my shower. Say it, don't spray it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was meeting this guys a couple of years back for his birthday I said he could do me up the bum. I didn’t eat anything but clementines the day before the planned event. Had 2 coffees with sugar and a fag in the morning. Had my first poo. Then closer to him coming over I squeezed out another poo, the had the douche up my arse and then the the most powerful setting on the shower head to jet wash the bum hole area. And guess what, still had poopy bits on his Willy. Honestly don’t understand how in porn they can batter an arsehole in and out in and out and not even a smidge. I practically fasted for 48 hours and still had an accident. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I was meeting this guys a couple of years back for his birthday I said he could do me up the bum. I didn’t eat anything but clementines the day before the planned event. Had 2 coffees with sugar and a fag in the morning. Had my first poo. Then closer to him coming over I squeezed out another poo, the had the douche up my arse and then the the most powerful setting on the shower head to jet wash the bum hole area. And guess what, still had poopy bits on his Willy. Honestly don’t understand how in porn they can batter an arsehole in and out in and out and not even a smidge. I practically fasted for 48 hours and still had an accident. "
Which is why I wont do anal. Poor thing  |
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"When I was meeting this guys a couple of years back for his birthday I said he could do me up the bum. I didn’t eat anything but clementines the day before the planned event. Had 2 coffees with sugar and a fag in the morning. Had my first poo. Then closer to him coming over I squeezed out another poo, the had the douche up my arse and then the the most powerful setting on the shower head to jet wash the bum hole area. And guess what, still had poopy bits on his Willy. Honestly don’t understand how in porn they can batter an arsehole in and out in and out and not even a smidge. I practically fasted for 48 hours and still had an accident. "
The trick is not to poo before apparently |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I piss in the shower. When I'm on my period I fake scream and die and pretend I've just been slashed by Psycho.
I'm already in it and naked and washing mind, I don't just climb in for a piss. I used to get out but learned that a wet body on my toilet seat is an accident waiting to happen."
Your posts always make.me.laugh out load. Brilliant. |
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"I have questions,
Based on that showers only have shallow traps.
how do you get it through the plug hole? Stomp on it? Finger it? Shoer Shit stick?
What about potential a 'u bend' blockade?
Do you not get skids on your towels?
Do you get turd in your toe nails?
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I'm trying to laugh quietly because Mr KC is asleep next to me. I'm failing |
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