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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Let's see how long of a list we can make.

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Height

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By *gent CoulsonMan  over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Being single when they are not

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By *tephTV67TV/TS  over a year ago

Cheshire

Being genuine and respectful

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple  over a year ago

Cardiff

Age

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish

Age

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By *ancer36Woman  over a year ago

Stirling

Age

Being single

X

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Sexuality

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vaginal capacity

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By *B69Woman  over a year ago

Wiltshire

Location

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

Vaginal capacity"

Lol!!!! If only I could add a laughing face.

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Age,

Height,

Marital status

Sexual Preferences....etc

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Location

Age

Height

Being single

Cock size

Body size

Hair colour

Sexual experience

Being open minded

Not being pushy

Not being jealous

Not being possessive

Not being controlling

Other playmates or partners on fab

Safe sex

Being clean.

Accommodating

How far they'll travel.

Being a widow

Bloody everything basically.

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By *aughty nerdsCouple  over a year ago

Worcester

Being real being with or near a female lol

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By *anae21Woman  over a year ago

Nearer than you think

"I don't just want a one off"

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Married

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Age

Height

Relationship status

Body

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By *inkycatWoman  over a year ago

High Wycombe

Cock size

Being single

The accuracy of their pics

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Married

Stamina

Height (men)

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


""I don't just want a one off""

This. Every bloody time!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cock size

Being single

The accuracy of their pics "

Cock size? Saying there bigger than what they are I’m guessing you mean

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Location

Age

Height

Being single

Cock size

Body size

Hair colour

Sexual experience

Being open minded

Not being pushy

Not being jealous

Not being possessive

Not being controlling

Other playmates or partners on fab

Safe sex

Being clean.

Accommodating

How far they'll travel.

Being a widow

Bloody everything basically.

"

That about covers most of them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nearly all of the above statements

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""I don't just want a one off"

This. Every bloody time! "

If I was closer to you, I would love to have you as my FBW and you know I do lol

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral

"I read your profile"

To quote Kevin Bridges did ye, aye?

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By *asycouple1971Couple  over a year ago

midlands

Age, location, meet, friendly, not pushy, cock size , cum loads, stays hard long, respectful.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""I read your profile"

To quote Kevin Bridges did ye, aye? "

This

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Their proffession. As if anyone gives a fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Their plans.

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By *iver1ukMan  over a year ago

kettering

Just about everything.

Met a woman off another site who said she was 35 single slim to athletic blonde etc.

Turn out she was more like 50 married ( indentation on wedding finger) I think the only thing she didn't lie about was she was female.

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By *anae21Woman  over a year ago

Nearer than you think


"Just about everything.

Met a woman off another site who said she was 35 single slim to athletic blonde etc.

Turn out she was more like 50 married ( indentation on wedding finger) I think the only thing she didn't lie about was she was female.

"

Are you SURE?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Being a newbie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Their sex.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I honestly don't get the point of lieing I really don't.

Surely when they meet someone they must get nervous knowing they've not been fully honest.

I'm generally honest .

People are still disappointed , but not because I've lied at least

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Meeting up right now but want money as well

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral

No we genuinely are a couple but the missus didn't feel well tonight so I'm here alone. Totally legit couple though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Location

Age

Height

Being single

Cock size

Body size

Hair colour

Sexual experience

Being open minded

Not being pushy

Not being jealous

Not being possessive

Not being controlling

Other playmates or partners on fab

Safe sex

Being clean.

Accommodating

How far they'll travel.

Being a widow

Bloody everything basically.

"

...the hell.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Married.... age....... couple (sorry to the lovely genuine ones) where’s it’s only ever the man messaging xxxxx

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

That they like you, that they actually want to meet you, that they're single, age, height, location. People lie about a lot of things

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

its a dating site

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Their proffession. As if anyone gives a fuck!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Too much.

Some people will lie about anything to get you to fuck them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Too much.

Some people will lie about anything to get you to fuck them "

So true. Some people do. Sorry would you excuse me a moment. I think I heard a knock at the front door of the mansion.

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By *inkycatWoman  over a year ago

High Wycombe


"Cock size

Being single

The accuracy of their pics

Cock size? Saying there bigger than what they are I’m guessing you mean "

Exactly this….

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By *inkycatWoman  over a year ago

High Wycombe


"Just about everything.

Met a woman off another site who said she was 35 single slim to athletic blonde etc.

Turn out she was more like 50 married ( indentation on wedding finger) I think the only thing she didn't lie about was she was female.

"

I met a guy for a social who said he was 50…. In 1950 he might have been I made an excuse and left

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

How they look

I like to see a full length pic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That they can read

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No we genuinely are a couple but the missus didn't feel well tonight so I'm here alone. Totally legit couple though. "

You really confused me there for a moment.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Too much.

Some people will lie about anything to get you to fuck them

So true. Some people do. Sorry would you excuse me a moment. I think I heard a knock at the front door of the mansion. "

You answer your own door?

My Butler answers mine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Vaginal capacity"

Lol this made me laugh

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By *assing Fancies xCouple  over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Weeing in the shower

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

That they bring chocolate and popcorn.

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By *rMojoRisinMan  over a year ago

Sheffield

The abundance of cake and popcorn!

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By *uietly_KinkyMan  over a year ago

High Wycombe

Whether they like you.

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By *antric ecstasyMan  over a year ago

Co Durham


"Height "

I think I'd be rumbled before we even spoke... for some it's an issue but plenty seem to be more interested in me and what I can bring, not the length of my legs!

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By *issmorganWoman  over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Excuses given to cancel when a meets been arranged.

Then a new veri pops up the night you had arranged to meet.

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Having low veri numbers because they ask people not to veri them so that their numbers are not too high

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That they want what you do.

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By *um2me123Man  over a year ago

burin

I think everything ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Excuses given to cancel when a meets been arranged.

Then a new veri pops up the night you had arranged to meet.

"

Talk about a way to take the piss.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Age is the main one, in my experience I’ve had a lot of guys in their twenties have aged themselves up which is madness to me!

Saying they want more than a one off fuck!

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton

Everyone has at least one lie on their profile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Having low veri numbers because they ask people not to veri them so that their numbers are not too high"

I do this but 95% of my meets have been socials only, not even a kiss or a hand job.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Everyone has at least one lie on their profile"

I haven’t ... no reason to ..

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By *EAT..85Woman  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Everyone has at least one lie on their profile"

Mine doesn't.

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Age

Photos - filtered or cropped

Height

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By *issAphroditeWoman  over a year ago

Norwich

Being "nice guys", "genuine", not wanting to "hook up with just anyone" and being straight.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Being "nice guys", "genuine", not wanting to "hook up with just anyone" and being straight."

They do exist y’know

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By *nSeeNMan  over a year ago

Z'ha'dum

Claiming to help old ladies cross the road, clearly its a cynical attempt to appear all caring and sharing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The size of the their dick lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Every fucking thing.

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By *issAphroditeWoman  over a year ago

Norwich


"Being "nice guys", "genuine", not wanting to "hook up with just anyone" and being straight.

They do exist y’know "

I know, I've met a couple of them. But kind of like finding a needle in a haystack. I always avoid profiles that state they're a nice guy as I feel that if they really are, it will shone through naturally.

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By *rMojoRisinMan  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Being "nice guys", "genuine", not wanting to "hook up with just anyone" and being straight.

They do exist y’know

I know, I've met a couple of them. But kind of like finding a needle in a haystack. I always avoid profiles that state they're a nice guy as I feel that if they really are, it will shone through naturally."

*Ahem

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton


"Being "nice guys", "genuine", not wanting to "hook up with just anyone" and being straight.

They do exist y’know

I know, I've met a couple of them. But kind of like finding a needle in a haystack. I always avoid profiles that state they're a nice guy as I feel that if they really are, it will shone through naturally."

Just had to read my profile to see if I’d said it then haha

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By *tephTV67TV/TS  over a year ago

Cheshire


"Everyone has at least one lie on their profile"

Not one lie on mine

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By *ohohoWoman  over a year ago

Up North

Name

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By *hilloutMan  over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Age definitely

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By *hangerMan  over a year ago

brighton

Everything!! Just not all the time!

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By *appypaul69Man  over a year ago

vale

Not telling their wives that they are bi

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Everyone has at least one lie on their profile

Not one lie on mine "

Wigs! They aren't lies, honest!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Being "nice guys", "genuine", not wanting to "hook up with just anyone" and being straight.

They do exist y’know

I know, I've met a couple of them. But kind of like finding a needle in a haystack. I always avoid profiles that state they're a nice guy as I feel that if they really are, it will shone through naturally."

Yes 100% it will shine though .. can tell a lot about someone all in their conversation ! , same with some of the females though , they can appear to be something they are not .. bit of a shame really ...

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By *oingMan  over a year ago

Co. Antrim

My big willy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Age

There I said it

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By *issAphroditeWoman  over a year ago

Norwich

And as if by magic, I've just had a guy with "nice", "friendly" and "respectful" in his profile header, message me to call me fat. What a cunt. See, the ones who self identify as nice, rarely are

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Name "

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By *oiluvfunMan  over a year ago

Penrith


"Everyone has at least one lie on their profile"

I don't

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Excuses for not meeting when already arranged! Car broke down. Taps are leaking and the house is flooded..etc etc!!

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By *EAT..85Woman  over a year ago

Nottingham

Ooh ooh ooh!

That if they say they will meet, they will be there.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

age

hight

age

dick size

age

age

age age age age erm age..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

oh forgot

want regular = nah not really

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Everyone has at least one lie on their profile

I don't"

I was going to say the same. Then I remembered I’m 5’5 1/5 not 5’6

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton

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By *nSeeNMan  over a year ago

Z'ha'dum


"Everyone has at least one lie on their profile

I don't

I was going to say the same. Then I remembered I’m 5’5 1/5 not 5’6

"

I don't know how you can live with your self

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton


"Everyone has at least one lie on their profile

I don't"

I’ve found one in the first paragraph lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Location

Age

Height

Being single

Cock size

Body size

Hair colour

Sexual experience

Being open minded

Not being pushy

Not being jealous

Not being possessive

Not being controlling

Other playmates or partners on fab

Safe sex

Being clean.

Accommodating

How far they'll travel.

Being a widow

Bloody everything basically.

"

This!

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

Being interested in you.

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By *oiluvfunMan  over a year ago

Penrith


"Everyone has at least one lie on their profile

I don't

I was going to say the same. Then I remembered I’m 5’5 1/5 not 5’6

"

This is the beauty of Fab though; you can state the absolute truth on your profile, as nobody believes it anyway!

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By *oiluvfunMan  over a year ago

Penrith


"Everyone has at least one lie on their profile

I don't

I’ve found one in the first paragraph lol"

Go on......?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

INTERESTS, usually means all the things theyve yet to do !

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton


"Everyone has at least one lie on their profile

I don't

I’ve found one in the first paragraph lol

Go on......? "

I’d rather not do it publicly lol

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By *lirty-CoupleCouple  over a year ago

Bexley

Everything under the sun.

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis

No fibs on mine. All accurate

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

Size of their cock mines 9 and half inches

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton


"No fibs on mine. All accurate "

Haha yours is one of the funniest and most truthful bio’s I’ve seen on here

Although the lie you show is that you’re really a scurry of squirrels

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Age

Height

Marital Status

Sex

Sexual Preference

Body Type

(There's many deceitful peeps or should I say creeps on Fab)

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"No fibs on mine. All accurate

Haha yours is one of the funniest and most truthful bio’s I’ve seen on here

Although the lie you show is that you’re really a scurry of squirrels "

Ah got me.

I am not a researcher, I am squirrels.

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By *ollycouple71Couple  over a year ago

manchester


"Everyone has at least one lie on their profile

Mine doesn't."

Same x

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.


"No fibs on mine. All accurate

Haha yours is one of the funniest and most truthful bio’s I’ve seen on here

Although the lie you show is that you’re really a scurry of squirrels

Ah got me.

I am not a researcher, I am squirrels. "

Lies. Even now you're not telling the truth. You're a disgruntled pug.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Being happy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Everything!

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton


"Everyone has at least one lie on their profile

Mine doesn't.Same x"

Ok there’s not much to go off on yours lol

Real names? Or fab “real” names?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Their hatred for cock pics

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By *ollycouple71Couple  over a year ago

manchester


"Everyone has at least one lie on their profile

Mine doesn't.Same x

Ok there’s not much to go off on yours lol

Real names? Or fab “real” names?"

Real names and real age xx

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By *olex99Man  over a year ago

Hull

Meeting

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Everyone has at least one lie on their profile

Mine doesn't.Same x"

I don’t think mine does , I used to be a few years younger and may do in the future if things dry up but right now it’s accurate and works

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton


"Everyone has at least one lie on their profile

Mine doesn't.Same x

Ok there’s not much to go off on yours lol

Real names? Or fab “real” names?Real names and real age xx"

Ok, well FOR NOW, I’ll say you’re the exception to the rule. Maybe your photos will show you as being slimmer than curvy and ample which you describe yourself

So I’m reserving my right to change my answer if/when you have pics lol

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton


"Everyone has at least one lie on their profile

Mine doesn't.Same x

I don’t think mine does , I used to be a few years younger and may do in the future if things dry up but right now it’s accurate and works "

Haha yours is easy to spot!!! You said you don’t have a type then ask for nice eyes, nice smile, gonger or brunette

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That they have a partner who wants a threesome.

‘Wanna meet me and my missus?’ In a word, no.

Make a couples profile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We have no lies on our profile

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By *oiluvfunMan  over a year ago

Penrith


"Everyone has at least one lie on their profile

I don't

I’ve found one in the first paragraph lol

Go on......?

I’d rather not do it publicly lol"

The reply you were looking for was; "I'm sorry, I don't know you at all, so cannot comment on the validity of your profile"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That they have a partner who wants a threesome.

‘Wanna meet me and my missus?’ In a word, no.

Make a couples profile "

Oh that’s a classic!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Crazy status updates, clearly lies for attention

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton


"We have no lies on our profile "

Not meeting in person: meeting in person veri left in January, April, and May this year lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That they don't bite unless you want them to .... then they bite.

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton


"Everyone has at least one lie on their profile

I don't

I’ve found one in the first paragraph lol

Go on......?

I’d rather not do it publicly lol

The reply you were looking for was; "I'm sorry, I don't know you at all, so cannot comment on the validity of your profile" "

Haha nope, I spotted one tiny lie lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That they have a partner who wants a threesome.

‘Wanna meet me and my missus?’ In a word, no.

Make a couples profile

Oh that’s a classic! "

Yup! No pics of said missus on profile, oh but we can talk on kik etc.

Nope!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We have no lies on our profile

Not meeting in person: meeting in person veri left in January, April, and May this year lol

"

Yes and update was put on 2 weeks ago after those meets so at this minute not meeting in person still no lies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just about everything.

Met a woman off another site who said she was 35 single slim to athletic blonde etc.

Turn out she was more like 50 married ( indentation on wedding finger) I think the only thing she didn't lie about was she was female.

"

Bet you still fucked her.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We have no lies on our profile

Not meeting in person: meeting in person veri left in January, April, and May this year lol

Yes and update was put on 2 weeks ago after those meets so at this minute not meeting in person still no lies"

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Stockport

In our experience , guys saying that then can get it up and have no problem playing in front of others

Controversial we know , but it can happen, apparently!

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral


"Everyone has at least one lie on their profile"

Nope, can't see the point.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The lie that gets to me the most is men saying & insisting they are single when they are not.

I personally want absolutely nothing to do with a cheating game... It's a line I don't want to or never wished to cross but unfortunately a FWB lied to me & he was actually married

He was cheating behind his wife's back & continues to do so with many women, not with me now though. Thankfully I found out he was a married cheating man.

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By *ollycouple71Couple  over a year ago

manchester


"Everyone has at least one lie on their profile

Mine doesn't.Same x

Ok there’s not much to go off on yours lol

Real names? Or fab “real” names?Real names and real age xx

Ok, well FOR NOW, I’ll say you’re the exception to the rule. Maybe your photos will show you as being slimmer than curvy and ample which you describe yourself

So I’m reserving my right to change my answer if/when you have pics lol"

went with that because it doesn't have fatty xx

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton


"Everyone has at least one lie on their profile

Mine doesn't.Same x

Ok there’s not much to go off on yours lol

Real names? Or fab “real” names?Real names and real age xx

Ok, well FOR NOW, I’ll say you’re the exception to the rule. Maybe your photos will show you as being slimmer than curvy and ample which you describe yourself

So I’m reserving my right to change my answer if/when you have pics lolwent with that because it doesn't have fatty xx"

Haha I wonder how many people would select that as an option if it was there? I know I would lol

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By *ollycouple71Couple  over a year ago

manchester


"Everyone has at least one lie on their profile

Mine doesn't.Same x

Ok there’s not much to go off on yours lol

Real names? Or fab “real” names?Real names and real age xx

Ok, well FOR NOW, I’ll say you’re the exception to the rule. Maybe your photos will show you as being slimmer than curvy and ample which you describe yourself

So I’m reserving my right to change my answer if/when you have pics lolwent with that because it doesn't have fatty xx

Haha I wonder how many people would select that as an option if it was there? I know I would lol"

we would x

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton


"Everyone has at least one lie on their profile

Mine doesn't.Same x

Ok there’s not much to go off on yours lol

Real names? Or fab “real” names?Real names and real age xx

Ok, well FOR NOW, I’ll say you’re the exception to the rule. Maybe your photos will show you as being slimmer than curvy and ample which you describe yourself

So I’m reserving my right to change my answer if/when you have pics lolwent with that because it doesn't have fatty xx

Haha I wonder how many people would select that as an option if it was there? I know I would lol

we would x"

Need to find out the difference between curvy, ample, and fatty

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By *mbisextrousCouple  over a year ago

Manchester/Glossop

This won’t go down well

Women who say bi/sexual

Women who say meet couples

Never done any according to there veris

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We lie to ourselves. I'll just log on for 10 minutes, yeah right! Two. Hours. Later…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That they aren't here to sleep their way around the site

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Probably everything. Lacking in personal hygiene is also a deal breaker, so don't lie about turning up freshly showered, if you don't

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By *adyx4Woman  over a year ago

Durham

“I’m the best licker on here”

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By *ames-77Man  over a year ago

milton keynes


"Age"

Why ?

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By *ocketrocket80Man  over a year ago

Walsall

I'm a dolphin trainer and part time fireman.

In my spare time I rescue kittens stuck up trees

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton


"That they aren't here to sleep their way around the site "

Hey!!! I used that one!!! And it happens to be true!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Everyone has at least one lie on their profile"

Yea,I think I'm actually 5'8 not 5'7

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton


"Everyone has at least one lie on their profile

Yea,I think I'm actually 5'8 not 5'7 "

I thought yours was “this is a sex site” it’s not! It’s a swingers site lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm not talking to anyone else on the site"

Yup. Ok.

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By *ocketrocket80Man  over a year ago

Walsall


"Height "

I'm easily 6ft 5.....at the trampoline park

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Looking for men when they just here for attention seeking or compliments on their photoshopped pics

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