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So I’m in work and I’ve just heard “Sausage!!! You keep smiling like a Cheshire Cat!!! I keep noticing, you’ll look at your phone, grin, then type something. What are you doing on your phone? ”
So I had two choices:
“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation
Or
“I was talking to someone on tinder” 
Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”
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By *oGDomMan
over a year ago
Barry |
Tell them the whole Ancelotti leaving the Toffees was just an elaborate joke. And that he's just signed a new 5 year contract with the blues, been given an unlimited transfer budget and has made a promise to sell Iwobi immediately |
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"Tell them the whole Ancelotti leaving the Toffees was just an elaborate joke. And that he's just signed a new 5 year contract with the blues, been given an unlimited transfer budget and has made a promise to sell Iwobi immediately "
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"So I’m in work and I’ve just heard “Sausage!!! You keep smiling like a Cheshire Cat!!! I keep noticing, you’ll look at your phone, grin, then type something. What are you doing on your phone? ”
So I had two choices:
“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation
Or
“I was talking to someone on tinder”
Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”
What would you have replied?"
'Maybe I already have' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I’m in work and I’ve just heard “Sausage!!! You keep smiling like a Cheshire Cat!!! I keep noticing, you’ll look at your phone, grin, then type something. What are you doing on your phone? ”
So I had two choices:
“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation
Or
“I was talking to someone on tinder”
Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”
What would you have replied?
'Maybe I already have'"
Awww you two are fluffy   |
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"So I’m in work and I’ve just heard “Sausage!!! You keep smiling like a Cheshire Cat!!! I keep noticing, you’ll look at your phone, grin, then type something. What are you doing on your phone? ”
So I had two choices:
“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation
Or
“I was talking to someone on tinder”
Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”
What would you have replied?
'Maybe I already have'
Awww you two are fluffy "
Fluffy? I’ll have you know I wash daily!!! And pull the skin back too!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I’m in work and I’ve just heard “Sausage!!! You keep smiling like a Cheshire Cat!!! I keep noticing, you’ll look at your phone, grin, then type something. What are you doing on your phone? ”
So I had two choices:
“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation
Or
“I was talking to someone on tinder”
Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”
What would you have replied?
'Maybe I already have'
Awww you two are fluffy
Fluffy? I’ll have you know I wash daily!!! And pull the skin back too!!!"
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"So I’m in work and I’ve just heard “Sausage!!! You keep smiling like a Cheshire Cat!!! I keep noticing, you’ll look at your phone, grin, then type something. What are you doing on your phone? ”
So I had two choices:
“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation
Or
“I was talking to someone on tinder”
Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”
What would you have replied?
'Maybe I already have'
Awww you two are fluffy "
Who says I meant him   |
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"So I’m in work and I’ve just heard “Sausage!!! You keep smiling like a Cheshire Cat!!! I keep noticing, you’ll look at your phone, grin, then type something. What are you doing on your phone? ”
So I had two choices:
“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation
Or
“I was talking to someone on tinder”
Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”
What would you have replied?
'Maybe I already have'
Awww you two are fluffy
Who says I meant him "
You did x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I’m in work and I’ve just heard “Sausage!!! You keep smiling like a Cheshire Cat!!! I keep noticing, you’ll look at your phone, grin, then type something. What are you doing on your phone? ”
So I had two choices:
“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation
Or
“I was talking to someone on tinder”
Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”
What would you have replied?
'Maybe I already have'
Awww you two are fluffy
Who says I meant him
You did x"
Yeah lol you did  |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"So I’m in work and I’ve just heard “Sausage!!! You keep smiling like a Cheshire Cat!!! I keep noticing, you’ll look at your phone, grin, then type something. What are you doing on your phone? ”
So I had two choices:
“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation
Or
“I was talking to someone on tinder”
Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”
What would you have replied?
'Maybe I already have'
Awww you two are fluffy
Who says I meant him
You did x"
You wish  |
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"So I’m in work and I’ve just heard “Sausage!!! You keep smiling like a Cheshire Cat!!! I keep noticing, you’ll look at your phone, grin, then type something. What are you doing on your phone? ”
So I had two choices:
“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation
Or
“I was talking to someone on tinder”
Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”
What would you have replied?
'Maybe I already have'
Awww you two are fluffy
Who says I meant him
You did x
You wish "
If I was wishing for things then I think there would be something else I was wishing for x |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"So I’m in work and I’ve just heard “Sausage!!! You keep smiling like a Cheshire Cat!!! I keep noticing, you’ll look at your phone, grin, then type something. What are you doing on your phone? ”
So I had two choices:
“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation
Or
“I was talking to someone on tinder”
Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”
What would you have replied?"
Yeah... That would be Fab!  |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"So I’m in work and I’ve just heard “Sausage!!! You keep smiling like a Cheshire Cat!!! I keep noticing, you’ll look at your phone, grin, then type something. What are you doing on your phone? ”
So I had two choices:
“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation
Or
“I was talking to someone on tinder”
Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”
What would you have replied?
'Maybe I already have'
Awww you two are fluffy
Who says I meant him
You did x
Yeah lol you did "
Don't you start |
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"So I’m in work and I’ve just heard “Sausage!!! You keep smiling like a Cheshire Cat!!! I keep noticing, you’ll look at your phone, grin, then type something. What are you doing on your phone? ”
So I had two choices:
“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation
Or
“I was talking to someone on tinder”
Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”
What would you have replied?
'Maybe I already have'
Awww you two are fluffy
Who says I meant him
You did x
Yeah lol you did
Don't you start "
Stop fighting the inevitable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I’m in work and I’ve just heard “Sausage!!! You keep smiling like a Cheshire Cat!!! I keep noticing, you’ll look at your phone, grin, then type something. What are you doing on your phone? ”
So I had two choices:
“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation
Or
“I was talking to someone on tinder”
Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”
What would you have replied?
'Maybe I already have'
Awww you two are fluffy
Who says I meant him
You did x
Yeah lol you did
Don't you start
Stop fighting the inevitable "
Tinder  sausage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You should have said you were just invited to an orgy.
Most co workers wouldn't believe you and you get an assortment of excessive eye rolls. It's wonderful.
A few years ago we went away for my birthday and we visited friends and a club.
On the Monday morning I was in work on a line and a few of the lads asked me what I did for my birthday. I said we had an orgy and they all laughed.
I was still in the flashback phase and I didn't think when answering. But no one thought I was being honest. |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"So I’m in work and I’ve just heard “Sausage!!! You keep smiling like a Cheshire Cat!!! I keep noticing, you’ll look at your phone, grin, then type something. What are you doing on your phone? ”
So I had two choices:
“I was perving at some stunning women on fab” and open up that conversation
Or
“I was talking to someone on tinder”
Luckily, before I could reply, she added “I bet you’re on that bloody tinder!!! Wish you’d meet someone and just get laid!!!”
What would you have replied?
'Maybe I already have'
Awww you two are fluffy
Who says I meant him
You did x
Yeah lol you did
Don't you start
Stop fighting the inevitable
Tinder sausage "
Oh behave you! |
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