Captain Flasheart on Blackadder
‘Treat you plane like you treat your woman, get inside her 3 times a day and take her to heaven and back!’
Bottom was a great show too!
I had a crush on Rik, he was a sad loss to the world. |
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"It’s me, Flash! Flash by name, Flash by nature. Hurrah!
She’s got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man’s tonsils!"
Oh, I really do fancy the pants off Rik Mayall. If only I was born 30 years earlier and hung out in the comedy clubs of London *wistful sigh*
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"6 years yesterday he sadly passed away
My comedy hero
Thought it might be nice to hear your favourite quotes from young ones ect "
I always think of that episode of the Young Ones, where they had a party, and Rik handed out the drinks to the guests, which was about three cans of lager, and said “Get your lips around that!” I cried with laughter the first time I saw that episode  |
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"It’s me, Flash! Flash by name, Flash by nature. Hurrah!
She’s got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man’s tonsils!
Oh, I really do fancy the pants off Rik Mayall. If only I was born 30 years earlier and hung out in the comedy clubs of London *wistful sigh*
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Woof! |
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"6 years yesterday he sadly passed away
My comedy hero
Thought it might be nice to hear your favourite quotes from young ones ect "
Absolute legend I met him a couple of times such a brilliant guy so sadly missed |
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Not a quote, but there was a scene in ‘Man Down’, he was talking about a lovely, sad ‘love’, story to his son. It was about a young lady, with a “bit of a mess down there”, up a wall, I think. It was filthy and hilarious ?? x |
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"We're riding on the last freedom moped out of nowhere and we haven't even told our parents what time we're coming home..... "
Even the way he pronounces ‘parents’ is hilarious |
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"We're riding on the last freedom moped out of nowhere and we haven't even told our parents what time we're coming home.....
Even the way he pronounces ‘parents’ is hilarious "
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He has a woman tied to a bed when he has to leave suddenly.
Her: Alan, you kinky son-of-a-bitch, you've got me chained up here at your mercy. Do what you want!
Him: evil laugh Goodbye, Donna.
He leaves
Her: Now there's a man who really understands bondage
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Richie: Let's just be economical with the truth. Erm, something buck... yeah, hot young buck.
Eddie: What about badger?
Richie: No, no, I'm more a sort of...
Eddie: HEDGEHOG!
Richie: No, fox. That's good. No, that is good!
Eddie: What about Stoat!
Richie: Foxy Stoat? Yeah. It’s got a ring it to it! Foxy stoat seeks...
Eddie: Pig!
Richie: Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig! (gasps) SHUT UP, EDDIE!
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Drop Dead Fred.
"Hello, snotface. Yuck what happened to you? You’re all older, you’re even uglier! Look, I’m sorry but I’m going to have to be sick all over you, immediately. Lie down."
Just realised the shit boyfriend in DDF was the actor that played VP Hoynes in The West Wing. |
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"Richie: Let's just be economical with the truth. Erm, something buck... yeah, hot young buck.
Eddie: What about badger?
Richie: No, no, I'm more a sort of...
Eddie: HEDGEHOG!
Richie: No, fox. That's good. No, that is good!
Eddie: What about Stoat!
Richie: Foxy Stoat? Yeah. It’s got a ring it to it! Foxy stoat seeks...
Eddie: Pig!
Richie: Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig! (gasps) SHUT UP, EDDIE!
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There is an interview with him filmed shortly before his death on the set of probably his final project.
In the background you can hear building work going on and an almighty thud of something heavy. It clearly disturbed the interview, but cool as you like Rik adjusted his crotch and said. 'Sorry, my cock just fell out'.
Bottom will always be my fav. |
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..I put on my special eyes and said, "hello big tits, looking for some action?" And what did she say?
I think she said no didn't she?
(I remember the playground build up to Bottom for weeks before it started, and it didn't disappoint ) |
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Rik: What does a man with a two foot cock have for breakfast? Well this morrning I had a boiled egg.
"There is an interview with him filmed shortly before his death on the set of probably his final project.
In the background you can hear building work going on and an almighty thud of something heavy. It clearly disturbed the interview, but cool as you like Rik adjusted his crotch and said. 'Sorry, my cock just fell out'.
Bottom will always be my fav. "
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""Let your balls hang low and swing them to and frow. Can yoh tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow?""
Do you get a funny feeling when they're hanging from the ceiling....... |
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""Let your balls hang low and swing them to and frow. Can yoh tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow?"
Do you get a funny feeling when they're hanging from the ceiling......."
Oh you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low! |
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""Let your balls hang low and swing them to and frow. Can yoh tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow?"
Do you get a funny feeling when they're hanging from the ceiling.......
Oh you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low!"
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"Kevin Turvey
Right at the start of his career he did a Welsh character monologue....
"I have two pens... One blue"... Who was that character? I think it predated Kevin turvey"
I’m hearing that in the voice of Siadwell which is the right era but that was John Sparkes. |
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I'd just finished my first film Extra job on London wheren I heard the news. I was absolutely devastated. He was one of my comedy heroes.
Didn't help it was my birthday too. What a downer it was.
Didn't go home that night. Ended up taking pics of aircraft on Gloucestershire and staying at a b and b. |
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"Kevin Turvey
Right at the start of his career he did a Welsh character monologue....
"I have two pens... One blue"... Who was that character? I think it predated Kevin turvey
I’m hearing that in the voice of Siadwell which is the right era but that was John Sparkes."
That sounds about right... I always thought it was rik mayall... Live and learn! |
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"Kevin Turvey
Right at the start of his career he did a Welsh character monologue....
"I have two pens... One blue"... Who was that character? I think it predated Kevin turvey
I’m hearing that in the voice of Siadwell which is the right era but that was John Sparkes.
That sounds about right... I always thought it was rik mayall... Live and learn! "
Yeah I remember that, "go for it Siadwell they said, so I went for it, it had already gone" |
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Does anyone remember Grimm Tales he did? I don't know if it's been mentioned already. So much talent! The voices, facial expressions, timing and also how much he loved his craft.
He also had really down to earth nice views. To top it off too, what a real handsome dude! |
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