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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes, yes they are.
No I meant.... oh never mind... thank you x
Does no one write 'you're cock' to you lol?  "
No one writes anything about my cock to me  (I tend not to notice spelling mistakes as my brain automatically re-writes them). |
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My biggest spelling cock up was made back in the days when phones had letters for texting on the numbers keys. Abc was number 1, bcd was number 2, and so on. If however you had a choice of words from those letters, you kept pressing until you got the word that you wanted to us. I messaged my cousin asking about my AUNT only with A and C being on key number 1, my enquiry came through not about my AUNT, but about my CUNT, embarrassing to say the least. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes, yes they are.
No I meant.... oh never mind... thank you x
Does no one write 'you're cock' to you lol? "
Dunno but I've had a few your a prick mate lol.
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"Post your favorite spelling fuck ups if you care to...  "
I just came here to nominate TinderGirl’s tits after reading the title of the thread!!!
Now I’ve read the question, I won’t mention any names but instead tell you my biggest typo error.
I once told a woman I thought she had a fat hole  can’t even remember what I was trying to type but that’s what my phone sent to her. So whenever I see her, she mentions her fat hole  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not on fab but on messenger once I replied that if I wasn’t in I would be walking on the field.
Somehow field autocorrected to foreskin - I kid you not.
I didn’t even realise until the next morning! Woman arrived to collect box of food for food bank - we had a laugh about it, I barely knew her, how embarrassing! |
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By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago
Sheffield |
"Post your favorite spelling fuck ups if you care to...
I just came here to nominate TinderGirl’s tits after reading the title of the thread!!!
Now I’ve read the question, I won’t mention any names but instead tell you my biggest typo error.
I once told a woman I thought she had a fat hole can’t even remember what I was trying to type but that’s what my phone sent to her. So whenever I see her, she mentions her fat hole "
Haha, so not a fabs friend?? |
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By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago
Sheffield |
"Not on fab but on messenger once I replied that if I wasn’t in I would be walking on the field.
Somehow field autocorrected to foreskin - I kid you not.
I didn’t even realise until the next morning! Woman arrived to collect box of food for food bank - we had a laugh about it, I barely knew her, how embarrassing!"
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"Post your favorite spelling fuck ups if you care to...
I just came here to nominate TinderGirl’s tits after reading the title of the thread!!!
Now I’ve read the question, I won’t mention any names but instead tell you my biggest typo error.
I once told a woman I thought she had a fat hole can’t even remember what I was trying to type but that’s what my phone sent to her. So whenever I see her, she mentions her fat hole
Haha, so not a fabs friend??"
Yep, was a fab woman! She’s still active on here haha |
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By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago
Sheffield |
"Post your favorite spelling fuck ups if you care to...
I just came here to nominate TinderGirl’s tits after reading the title of the thread!!!
Now I’ve read the question, I won’t mention any names but instead tell you my biggest typo error.
I once told a woman I thought she had a fat hole can’t even remember what I was trying to type but that’s what my phone sent to her. So whenever I see her, she mentions her fat hole
Haha, so not a fabs friend??
Yep, was a fab woman! She’s still active on here haha"
At least it wasn't a neighbour or a work colleague!! |
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"Post your favorite spelling fuck ups if you care to...
I just came here to nominate TinderGirl’s tits after reading the title of the thread!!!
Now I’ve read the question, I won’t mention any names but instead tell you my biggest typo error.
I once told a woman I thought she had a fat hole can’t even remember what I was trying to type but that’s what my phone sent to her. So whenever I see her, she mentions her fat hole
Haha, so not a fabs friend??
Yep, was a fab woman! She’s still active on here haha
At least it wasn't a neighbour or a work colleague!! "
Could you imagine? |
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By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago
Sheffield |
"Post your favorite spelling fuck ups if you care to...
I just came here to nominate TinderGirl’s tits after reading the title of the thread!!!
Now I’ve read the question, I won’t mention any names but instead tell you my biggest typo error.
I once told a woman I thought she had a fat hole can’t even remember what I was trying to type but that’s what my phone sent to her. So whenever I see her, she mentions her fat hole
Haha, so not a fabs friend??
Yep, was a fab woman! She’s still active on here haha
At least it wasn't a neighbour or a work colleague!!
Could you imagine? "
Haha!! Awful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I suggested a lovely gent might enjoy walking his clock over my toys after ducking me hard in the Arsenal… he just laughed  "
Lucky I can pick up on subtext |
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What if I'm more interested in your tits than in spelling mistakes? I mean, when I first looked at this thread, the first thing I looked at were your tits. Only after that did I discover that your thread title referenced a spelling mistake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This post is too triggering for a grammar pedantic such as myself. *teeth on edge*
Lets see if we cant push you over the edge…."
We,can.give it's;a! good (go),?. |
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"This post is too triggering for a grammar pedantic such as myself. *teeth on edge*
Lets see if we cant push you over the edge….
Well done "
Was it the four dots to the ellipsis?
If it’s any comfort, I had my arms out to catch you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This post is too triggering for a grammar pedantic such as myself. *teeth on edge*"
Don’t suppose you are a member of a certain FB group dedicated to such matters? |
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"This post is too triggering for a grammar pedantic such as myself. *teeth on edge*
Don’t suppose you are a member of a certain FB group dedicated to such matters? "
Previously a member of 2 of them but I've left the majority of Facebook groups, now. I see enough grammar abominations on here as it is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This post is too triggering for a grammar pedantic such as myself. *teeth on edge*
Lets see if we cant push you over the edge….
Well done "
They’re their. Theirs no need too get upset to much about these things pacifically.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Profiles written entirely in lower case and without punctuation!
I can see grammatical errors on your profile also.
Please elaborate! "
One example:
We haven’t as yet met outside a club environment
We haven’t (comma) as of yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Profiles written entirely in lower case and without punctuation!
I can see grammatical errors on your profile also.
Please elaborate!
One example:
We haven’t as yet met outside a club environment
We haven’t (comma) as of yet"
I’ll give you that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Profiles written entirely in lower case and without punctuation!
I can see grammatical errors on your profile also.
Please elaborate!
One example:
We haven’t as yet met outside a club environment
We haven’t (comma) as of yet
I’ll give you that! "
I see you like intelligent people. But, what if I tell you I’m not intelligent and noticed something you didn’t.
Ooops |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Profiles written entirely in lower case and without punctuation!
I can see grammatical errors on your profile also.
Please elaborate!
One example:
We haven’t as yet met outside a club environment
We haven’t (comma) as of yet
I’ll give you that!
I see you like intelligent people. But, what if I tell you I’m not intelligent and noticed something you didn’t.
Ooops"
I’d say don’t do yourself down, friend.
As Dean Friedman said, “we’re not as smart as we’d like to think we are!” |
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By *oGDomMan
over a year ago
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I particularly dislike the "How's you?" messages that regularly trickle into my inbox from a seemingly never-ending number of human penises. In an attempt to sound friendly and cute they instead come across as absolute simpletons |
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By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago
Sheffield |
"I particularly dislike the "How's you?" messages that regularly trickle into my inbox from a seemingly never-ending number of human penises. In an attempt to sound friendly and cute they instead come across as absolute simpletons "
Human penisis you say???  |
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By *oGDomMan
over a year ago
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"I particularly dislike the "How's you?" messages that regularly trickle into my inbox from a seemingly never-ending number of human penises. In an attempt to sound friendly and cute they instead come across as absolute simpletons
Human penisis you say??? "
Yeah, where the profile is just a dick pic and absolutely nothing else.
It always makes me wonder if there's even a human attached to it or whether it is itself a sentient being, frustratingly flapping out messages on a keyboard in the vain hope of finding a hole to reside in |
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Spelling mistakes have come in handy for me on straight dating sites. Spelling mistakes get the attention of the teaching profession who can see from the grammar that what's been written has been put together by a reasonably intelligent fella, with a reasonable command of the English language, but they have to mark it like some kiddies essay, correcting accordingly. That then prompts dialogue, which can then lead to a date. So I leave any mistakes in place, as I have said that I can possibly claim to be the only guy in the history of internet dating, and throughout the depths of cyberspace courtship who has had his end away with teachers for getting a mere 18 out of 20 for his English homework on a dating site. |
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"Spelling mistakes have come in handy for me on straight dating sites. Spelling mistakes get the attention of the teaching profession who can see from the grammar that what's been written has been put together by a reasonably intelligent fella, with a reasonable command of the English language, but they have to mark it like some kiddies essay, correcting accordingly. That then prompts dialogue, which can then lead to a date. So I leave any mistakes in place, as I have said that I can possibly claim to be the only guy in the history of internet dating, and throughout the depths of cyberspace courtship who has had his end away with teachers for getting a mere 18 out of 20 for his English homework on a dating site. "
Sounds like a busman's holiday |
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By *rya Myne OP Woman
over a year ago
Sheffield |
"I particularly dislike the "How's you?" messages that regularly trickle into my inbox from a seemingly never-ending number of human penises. In an attempt to sound friendly and cute they instead come across as absolute simpletons
Human penisis you say???
Yeah, where the profile is just a dick pic and absolutely nothing else.
It always makes me wonder if there's even a human attached to it or whether it is itself a sentient being, frustratingly flapping out messages on a keyboard in the vain hope of finding a hole to reside in "
Haha that's so true |
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