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Little signs that swinging has taken over your life...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Perky and I were wandering around a well-known furniture shop whose headquarters are in Sweden (!!) yesterday, looking for a larger dining table as we have a few 'dinner parties' (oooh hark at us! Ain't WE posh!!! Not.) coming up.

I spotted one which looked suitable and said to Perky that we should have a closer look. I opened it up and all seemed fine to me, until I asked Perky what she thought.

"Hmmmmmm....... well I don't think it would take the mattress and four of us giving it a good workout, would it?" was her reply.....

I just looked at her and thought..... "What the hell would she have come out with if we had been looking for padlocks and chains for the gates.........???"

What little signs, fellow Fab Forumites, have you spotted in your OH's (or yourselves) that have made you realise that you have may have developed Swinging OCD....????? Lol!

Pork and Perky xx

and

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Perky and I were wandering around a well-known furniture shop whose headquarters are in Sweden (!!) yesterday, looking for a larger dining table as we have a few 'dinner parties' (oooh hark at us! Ain't WE posh!!! Not.) coming up.

I spotted one which looked suitable and said to Perky that we should have a closer look. I opened it up and all seemed fine to me, until I asked Perky what she thought.

"Hmmmmmm....... well I don't think it would take the mattress and four of us giving it a good workout, would it?" was her reply.....

I just looked at her and thought..... "What the hell would she have come out with if we had been looking for padlocks and chains for the gates.........???"

What little signs, fellow Fab Forumites, have you spotted in your OH's (or yourselves) that have made you realise that you have may have developed Swinging OCD....????? Lol!

Pork and Perky xx

and

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erm looking at work colleagues and wondering if they play lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pmsl that is so funny

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"erm looking at work colleagues and wondering if they play lol"

I am terrible for doing that. I start daydreaming lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"erm looking at work colleagues and wondering if they play lol

I am terrible for doing that. I start daydreaming lol"
I can't help it... I think I need to book in somewhere.... Like a swingers hotel lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A rehab centre for swingers would be ideal i think ................ don't know if you would be cured at the end or more addicted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I live in Snowdonia. When I'm out walking, and I see a picnic table (we have lots of them scattered about - nice and solid) I can never resist just wandering up and seeing if it's the right height to bend over, seeing if it's clean enough to lie on, seeing if it would be private enough....

Somebody is going to spot me doing it one day, I just know they are....

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By *lubPartyPeepsCouple over a year ago

London

Not having sex with your own partner, alone, on a regular basis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

yea - i miss that a lot...but then hey: alls fair...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When me and mrs dlt(sexontap1) sold our house the one thing we both agreed on was an extra bedroom just in case any "friends" were stayng over lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I live in Snowdonia. When I'm out walking, and I see a picnic table (we have lots of them scattered about - nice and solid) I can never resist just wandering up and seeing if it's the right height to bend over, seeing if it's clean enough to lie on, seeing if it would be private enough....

Somebody is going to spot me doing it one day, I just know they are..."

That reminds me - must book that walking tour in Snowdonia......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lmao.... That was funny! My friend n I message all day over random ppl lol or situs we are in. Mr just messaged me saying .... When Lolly writes on her status here that she wants to chomp into a certain someone's cock!! Lol....!!

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By *riskygazMan over a year ago

birmingham

Walking round the supermarket looking at the house wife’s and thinking how many of you are having a little bit on the side

just seen the sexiest women must be in her late forties got the body of a hot 25 year old, you know what I was thinking lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Walking round the supermarket looking at the house wife’s and thinking how many of you are having a little bit on the side

just seen the sexiest women must be in her late forties got the body of a hot 25 year old, you know what I was thinking lol "

.... Wonder how she'd look bent over in the Linda MacCartney freezer section...???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

".... Wonder how she'd look bent over in the Linda MacCartney freezer section...???

or by the fruit and veg .. carrots, parsnips, bananas, etc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When Typing in BBC on Internet Explorer at work ....

and praying it won't come back as Big Black Cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you sign a works Email with ya Fabs username...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When Typing in BBC on Internet Explorer at work ....

and praying it won't come back as Big Black Cock

LMFAO!!!!!!!!! And did it......?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

when you have a brief conversation with a female shop employee..

and on walking out ones OH says 'mmm' before you do...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When Typing in BBC on Internet Explorer at work ....

and praying it won't come back as Big Black Cock

"
fpmsl...

I was in a meeting once and had to go on the web, as I typed www on the full screen projection it auto filled www.fabswingers.com!!! That led to a few quick explanations I can tell you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When Typing in BBC on Internet Explorer at work ....

and praying it won't come back as Big Black Cock

fpmsl...

I was in a meeting once and had to go on the web, as I typed www on the full screen projection it auto filled www.fabswingers.com!!! That led to a few quick explanations I can tell you"

And no one said "I'm on there!".....?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When Typing in BBC on Internet Explorer at work ....

and praying it won't come back as Big Black Cock

fpmsl...

I was in a meeting once and had to go on the web, as I typed www on the full screen projection it auto filled www.fabswingers.com!!! That led to a few quick explanations I can tell you

And no one said "I'm on there!".....?

No, but I bet there's a couple on here after seeing it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When Typing in BBC on Internet Explorer at work ....

and praying it won't come back as Big Black Cock

fpmsl...

I was in a meeting once and had to go on the web, as I typed www on the full screen projection it auto filled www.fabswingers.com!!! That led to a few quick explanations I can tell you

And no one said "I'm on there!".....?

"
lol no but a couple of my customers are

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By *awty nannaWoman over a year ago

sheffield

Looking at guys in town on a saturday afternoon and wondering if they on fab swingers !!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

"When you sign a works Email with ya Fabs username...

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i dont let anything take over my life.

i'm in complete control of my emotions and decision making.

now should i eat a sticky bun or have a steak pie?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"erm looking at work colleagues and wondering if they play lol

I am terrible for doing that. I start daydreaming lol"

i do it all the time

with everyone

I went shopping today and while walking thro the shopping centre i spotted a woman i know from a club, we smiled and said hello but then i started looking round thinking i wonder how many other people in here use clubs too

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By *nfieldishCouple over a year ago

Enfield

Can't pass a travelodge without wondering.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can't pass a travelodge without wondering....."

We have got one by us and i often wonder that too lol.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you only know your friends by their profile names

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was asked the following question by a friend last week :

'What was the name of that tattooist in York that we liked ?'

I said I think it is 'Dan of York'

Immediately as it passed my lips I thought 'shit. no that's someone who uses the forums'

Oops !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Brill story, I think me and the OH soon realised we had issues a couples of weeks ago..

When we were on holiday, had no wifi and virtually no 3G, we had to go cold turkey and face withdrawal symptoms.

We had a horrendous journey back, but once home, both immediately sat on our laptops in the garden and straight on fabs, the fix was needed!

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

I was speaking to someone about Facebook the other day and asked if they had winked a certain person!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When cyber land takes over from family and real friends . And you care more what people are on about in forums and the posts you get in the mail box .

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

When you say 'meet' instead of 'meeting' at work.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Logging in whilst on holiday.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Logging in whilst on holiday.

And checking profiles for that area before going there

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Logging in whilst on holiday.

And checking profiles for that area before going there

shameful

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

"When you say 'meet' instead of 'meeting' at work."

Thanks for that one!! Even worse, if you send an email about the 'meat', instead.

Otherwise, you log on from work, and calculate whether a home dash for a fuck would be feasible in your lunch, or via flexi-time.

When you look at male colleagues bending over, you wonder whether they're the ones contributing to the strap-on forum posts, and get a little suggestive/active spanking them too, when they make mistakes, even if you didn't take your dildo in that day, to help them along.

You act far too surprised, when people only talk about having sex with only one partner.

Your drop your handbag, which spills out 50 condoms, even though you're past menopause, and everyone knows your partners had a vasectomy. The double sided dildo falls on top of them.

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Using some terminology like "play" and "vanilla" in context hwere they are not appropriate...

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I pulled a box of painkillers out of my bag at work and a condom fell out of it and seemed to slide about 10 yards across the open plan, past at least 4 people.....one of my colleagues picked it up with the wickedest grin ever, chucked it over to me and said "Did you drop that johnnie Caz"......fortunately I don't embarrass easily and although I may have blushed very slightly, I replied "Allus better to be safe rather than sorry, how the heck do you think I've reached **coughs** 39 without any kids?"

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