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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
If you’re going to drop a grenade in the forums and walk off as the arguments ensue, what topic would you use and how would you phrase it?
Please note, this is meant as a bit of fun, don’t *actually* argue please! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ohhhh.... I'd definitely pic something about the future of personal transport and the downsides of shoving batteries in everything to make them electric  oh what it would be to be a blind carnage creator  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you’re going to drop a grenade in the forums and walk off as the arguments ensue, what topic would you use and how would you phrase it?
Please note, this is meant as a bit of fun, don’t *actually* argue please!"
I would post something in the morning saying something like...im gonna do a serious thread tonight....then go to work and forget if said that.... |
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"If you’re going to drop a grenade in the forums and walk off as the arguments ensue, what topic would you use and how would you phrase it?
Please note, this is meant as a bit of fun, don’t *actually* argue please!
I would post something in the morning saying something like...im gonna do a serious thread tonight....then go to work and forget if said that...."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmm, to get a really good reaction you need a subject where strong opinions are socially acceptable on both sides. That's surprisingly rare - most of the incendiary comments on here get little support less because there aren't people who agree with them than people don't want to blow their chances of a shag by admitting the fact.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh wow, where to start??
Bareback - isn't it great?
Married but cheating - they have my full support for being honest about it.
Obviously I'd avoid the REALLY contentious issues, I'm not an idiot! |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Religion and Politics, they never fail.
If you can get them both, mix in a bit of sport and you're good to go..."
That’s true, there were a few threads about Israel Falou when that story broke and that just kept on going!
Sport, politics, social politics and religion all in one topic |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Oh wow, where to start??
Bareback - isn't it great?
Married but cheating - they have my full support for being honest about it.
Obviously I'd avoid the REALLY contentious issues, I'm not an idiot! "
Your intent is to cause the biggest explosion, not to escape unscathed |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Hmm, to get a really good reaction you need a subject where strong opinions are socially acceptable on both sides. That's surprisingly rare - most of the incendiary comments on here get little support less because there aren't people who agree with them than people don't want to blow their chances of a shag by admitting the fact.
Mr"
Not necessarily. If your intent is to walk away without repercussions, then maybe but just dropping a grenade and running is the aim |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I'd probably go to the Virus room , post one comment and never return
That’s too easy.
All you need to do is post “I’m an antivaxer and you’re all sheep”
That happens every day, try harder "
I’ve never been in there!
If I want to argue about the virus I’ll go on FB, that’s where the real experts reside |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh wow, where to start??
Bareback - isn't it great?
Married but cheating - they have my full support for being honest about it.
Obviously I'd avoid the REALLY contentious issues, I'm not an idiot!
Your intent is to cause the biggest explosion, not to escape unscathed"
Oh I dont escape unscathed...you wouldn't believe the lovely messages I get because of something I've said lol |
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"I'd probably go to the Virus room , post one comment and never return
That’s too easy.
All you need to do is post “I’m an antivaxer and you’re all sheep”
That happens every day, try harder
I’ve never been in there!
If I want to argue about the virus I’ll go on FB, that’s where the real experts reside"
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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"If you’re going to drop a grenade in the forums and walk off as the arguments ensue, what topic would you use and how would you phrase it?
Please note, this is meant as a bit of fun, don’t *actually* argue please!"
Something along the lines of I think your all a bunch of wankers barely getting by as a 3, where as I am a glorious 10 warlord and you should be thankful I posted to your thread whatever it is cockface. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you’re going to drop a grenade in the forums and walk off as the arguments ensue, what topic would you use and how would you phrase it?
Please note, this is meant as a bit of fun, don’t *actually* argue please!
Something along the lines of I think your all a bunch of wankers barely getting by as a 3, where as I am a glorious 10 warlord and you should be thankful I posted to your thread whatever it is cockface."
I was just about to start that thread lol |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
Oh, I'm not revealing it here. I'm waiting for the perfect opportunity to do just that. And trust me it will be more of a nuke than a hand grenade.
I will just then walk away, without looking back because cool guys don't look at explosions.  |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"If you’re going to drop a grenade in the forums and walk off as the arguments ensue, what topic would you use and how would you phrase it?
Please note, this is meant as a bit of fun, don’t *actually* argue please!
Something along the lines of I think your all a bunch of wankers barely getting by as a 3, where as I am a glorious 10 warlord and you should be thankful I posted to your thread whatever it is cockface."
That would work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Marmite crisps
Re visit Brexit
Men vs Women - almost anything
Covid - various themes
Bending the knee
Make up a positive Trumpian value
Matt Hancock is Jez from Peep Show
Scones - Jam or cream first and how to pronounce
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Oh, I'm not revealing it here. I'm waiting for the perfect opportunity to do just that. And trust me it will be more of a nuke than a hand grenade.
I will just then walk away, without looking back because cool guys don't look at explosions. "
Like Trump with the football…
Not a case of if but of when |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Marmite crisps
Re visit Brexit
Men vs Women - almost anything
Covid - various themes
Bending the knee
Make up a positive Trumpian value
Matt Hancock is Jez from Peep Show
Scones - Jam or cream first and how to pronounce
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^^ this guy knows |
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Whether it's a grenade or not doesn't depend on the thread starter does it ? I'd say it rests with the eternally offended and defensive , who , rather than read what's there put their biased bifocals on and rant.
Now then ....... what would i if I could i ..... uhmmmmmmm......
I'd prob say something sexist about men cos my GOD they hate that and they react more than a fat lady trying to locate the G string she put on two hours earlier. |
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"Whether it's a grenade or not doesn't depend on the thread starter does it ? I'd say it rests with the eternally offended and defensive , who , rather than read what's there put their biased bifocals on and rant.
Now then ....... what would i if I could i ..... uhmmmmmmm......
I'd prob say something sexist about men cos my GOD they hate that and they react more than a fat lady trying to locate the G string she put on two hours earlier. "
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Whether it's a grenade or not doesn't depend on the thread starter does it ? I'd say it rests with the eternally offended and defensive , who , rather than read what's there put their biased bifocals on and rant.
Now then ....... what would i if I could i ..... uhmmmmmmm......
I'd prob say something sexist about men cos my GOD they hate that and they react more than a fat lady trying to locate the G string she put on two hours earlier. "
*nods sagely*
That would go off like a bottle of pop! |
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"Whether it's a grenade or not doesn't depend on the thread starter does it ? I'd say it rests with the eternally offended and defensive , who , rather than read what's there put their biased bifocals on and rant.
Now then ....... what would i if I could i ..... uhmmmmmmm......
I'd prob say something sexist about men cos my GOD they hate that and they react more than a fat lady trying to locate the G string she put on two hours earlier. "
That’s a great analysis granny! |
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"Whether it's a grenade or not doesn't depend on the thread starter does it ? I'd say it rests with the eternally offended and defensive , who , rather than read what's there put their biased bifocals on and rant.
Now then ....... what would i if I could i ..... uhmmmmmmm......
I'd prob say something sexist about men cos my GOD they hate that and they react more than a fat lady trying to locate the G string she put on two hours earlier.
*nods sagely*
That would go off like a bottle of pop! "
Bottlapopov, is that the Russian soft drinks thief? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would probably start a thread about what causes arguments!
Or just gently go around correcting spelling? "
No, Rugby told me off for that so I dont do it anymore!  |
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Destroy the entire concept of religion by voicing a simple theory that backs the "facts" of all religions and also spits in the face of them turning them on their heads and making everybody doubt themselves. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Destroy the entire concept of religion by voicing a simple theory that backs the "facts" of all religions and also spits in the face of them turning them on their heads and making everybody doubt themselves."
You beat me to it |
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"Destroy the entire concept of religion by voicing a simple theory that backs the "facts" of all religions and also spits in the face of them turning them on their heads and making everybody doubt themselves.
You beat me to it "
I'm respectful that people have their own beliefs but they usually disregard others beliefs due to propaganda against ideas. So when somebody forces their beliefs on me I just throw it back and find it amusing to watch them realise what i said might possibly be true and they are worshiping false gods or that it's all a sham. Keep your beliefs to yourself and I'll leave you to it |
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"I would probably start a thread about what causes arguments!
Or just gently go around correcting spelling?
No, Rugby told me off for that so I dont do it anymore!
You missed that one "
There was a thread recently where a question was asked - the answer involved explaining grammar. I hesitated because I didn't want to get spanked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""You're all cunts""
I have actually done that on a comments site. I didn't walk away though and it caused the internet equivalent of the Chernobyl reactor meltdown.
At the time it happened I was spiralling into a major depression - which I didn't realise at that moment. |
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