I don't have one.
I think I should be entitled in this day and age!
While i'm cleaning, I'm going to think about who I'd like to be my cleaner and why. Famous that is ...... not someone from the forum just so you can say their name and do a teenage flirt thing......
Someone FAMOUS |
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over a year ago
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ohhh you got to be careful here lol too young and i seem like a right perve and some of my teenage fantasies are in the eighties now lol
Ok ill god with Adele ... potty mouthed looks great (I think she looked better before weight loss) and I reckon she could be really dirty |
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"I want a sexy man cleaner in Tightey Whiteys "
You sneaked that in on purpose Nora !
I might be cleaning ( ripping paper and bagging it ) but i'm still reading.
Now stop luring forum hotties in tighties....... grrrrrrr |
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"I don't have one.
I think I should be entitled in this day and age!
While i'm cleaning, I'm going to think about who I'd like to be my cleaner and why. Famous that is ...... not someone from the forum just so you can say their name and do a teenage flirt thing......
Someone FAMOUS "
Me, I'm a famous cleaner!  |
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"I want a sexy man cleaner in Tightey Whiteys
You sneaked that in on purpose Nora !
I might be cleaning ( ripping paper and bagging it ) but i'm still reading.
Now stop luring forum hotties in tighties....... grrrrrrr"
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"I don't have one.
I think I should be entitled in this day and age!
While i'm cleaning, I'm going to think about who I'd like to be my cleaner and why. Famous that is ...... not someone from the forum just so you can say their name and do a teenage flirt thing......
Someone FAMOUS
Me, I'm a famous cleaner! "
Okay, Okay ........ what can I do with this lemon ? |
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"I don't have one.
I think I should be entitled in this day and age!
While i'm cleaning, I'm going to think about who I'd like to be my cleaner and why. Famous that is ...... not someone from the forum just so you can say their name and do a teenage flirt thing......
Someone FAMOUS "
Over the years I have had submissive guys message me begging to be allowed to come and clean my house. Perhaps you should get a sub guy? |
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"I don't have one.
I think I should be entitled in this day and age!
While i'm cleaning, I'm going to think about who I'd like to be my cleaner and why. Famous that is ...... not someone from the forum just so you can say their name and do a teenage flirt thing......
Someone FAMOUS
Me, I'm a famous cleaner!
Okay, Okay ........ what can I do with this lemon ?"
Put it in your gin and hire me! |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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I don't care what they look like, somebody who is a good cleaner would be preferable!
I assume the majority of famous people will hire their own cleaner so will likely be terrible at it themselves. |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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"I don't care what they look like, somebody who is a good cleaner would be preferable!
I assume the majority of famous people will hire their own cleaner so will likely be terrible at it themselves. "
That’s far too sensible an answer, you’re meant to be shamelessly perving on famous folks.
Shame on you for not shamelessly being shameless |
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If you lived closer I’d happily come round and clean for you. Speciality is doing the bathroom, bedrooms, room, ext. but I think it is possible you can organise a cleaner. Some charge a lot. At least £10.00 an hour. |
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"I don't care what they look like, somebody who is a good cleaner would be preferable!
I assume the majority of famous people will hire their own cleaner so will likely be terrible at it themselves. "
I mean, i guess its a fantasy perhaps?! |
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"I don't care what they look like, somebody who is a good cleaner would be preferable!
I assume the majority of famous people will hire their own cleaner so will likely be terrible at it themselves. "
Oh yes. I really hadn't thought this through when I put up a deliberately 'silly' thread in a two bit forum on a free sex site.....
Damn those rich employers who can't clean ....
Damn your logic and reason Kietonel.
Damn a society in which dust settles and grease rises on an ever circling plume of plumey stuff....
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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Katy Perry - she admits to being OCD and is a germaphobe & has crazy cleaning rituals in her house (so she says...),so I know she's going to do a good job close to my own standards!
However, I would have to shout out:- "PERRY -N0! NO SINGING I KISSED A GIRL AND I THINK SHE LIKED IT. DO 'LAST FRIDAY NIGHT (T.G.I.F)' INSTEAD, AND WHAT THE F*** IS KENNY . G DOIN' ON MY COUCH WITH HIS SAXAPHONE & DRTY SHOES ON?
I woiuld have picked David Beckham but he says he only does things in straight lines or pairs. That's funny? He's crap in corners and he never did free kicks like that ....  |
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"I don't have one.
I think I should be entitled in this day and age!
While i'm cleaning, I'm going to think about who I'd like to be my cleaner and why. Famous that is ...... not someone from the forum just so you can say their name and do a teenage flirt thing......
Someone FAMOUS
Me, I'm a famous cleaner!
Okay, Okay ........ what can I do with this lemon ?"
Get in the kitchen and make a Lemon Drizzle Cake of course, then Fleur East can clean up after you   |
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