I'd probably be on life support with the beep beep beep getting slower and slower and the doctor on standby with the electric shock thingy ready to fill in my death certificate

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

We'd survive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd have pushed up my fair share of daisies for at least a decade if this was the case

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By *tew008Man over a year ago

edinburgh

I’d have archeologists putting me on display by now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Strictly speaking, it is necessary for the survival of the human race

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Very much alive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d be answering you from the next life

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By *issAphroditeWoman over a year ago

Norwich

Deader than a dead thing

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By *arker secrets 321Man over a year ago

West Bromwich

Alive just x

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Depends on the parameters really

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By *inglenfreeMan over a year ago

london

"If sex was mandatory for survival, based on your sex life right now.

Would you be dead or alive? "

First could you remind me what sex is please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Born Again!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Extremely dead and back in the carbon cycle.

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I would be pushing up daisies

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By *ocksareoffMan over a year ago

Out n About

Yeup, I'm f**ked just like the Sahara

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By *ormorantMan over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Unless wanking counts, six foot under....

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"If sex was mandatory for survival, based on your sex life right now.

Would you be dead or alive? "

On life support.

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

I'd be long dead and my ghost wouldn't be looking too healthy either.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If sex was mandatory for survival, based on your sex life right now.

Would you be dead or alive? "

Probably immortal hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be a gonner lol

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

"If sex was mandatory for survival, based on your sex life right now.

Would you be dead or alive? "

Just been brought back to life!

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

I would be like the dodo,the dinosaur,and the bucked tooth whale......

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By *adbod74Man over a year ago

Dudley

I'd be dust

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By *aggy dollsCouple over a year ago

Bradford

Alive and kicking.

Mr H

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Dead n buried with a tree growing over me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Alive and full of cum.

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By *attaHatter84Man over a year ago

towcester

Very dead, just a skeleton haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Very dead.. as dead as a dead thing..

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By *orningGrindMan over a year ago

south wales

A rotting bag of fragile bones

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Alive and well but probably slimmer as my sex drive is a bit dodgy

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

I'd have been gone last year

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Erm think I would have been dead about 3 plus years ago

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By *egvisir71Man over a year ago

Derbyshire

Alive and just as horny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dead!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Based on my current success I’d be dead and cremated lol

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

Dead as a dodo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dead as a dodo

How ? Your gorgeous

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I'd be hanging on for dear life by a thread

Though that'll change soon

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Occasional mouth to mouth to keep me going

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Dead as a dodo

How ? Your gorgeous "

I’m a fake profile working on behalf of Sydney university

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dead as a dodo

How ? Your gorgeous

I’m a fake profile working on behalf of Sydney university "

Lmao that’ll be why then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did I just see some grave robbers steal my things

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Mandatory once a year count to keep the ticker going

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dead and buried

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Very much dead and buried

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By *EAT..85Woman over a year ago

Nottingham

Alive and kicking

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By *uietly_KinkyMan over a year ago

High Wycombe

Starved to death several years ago.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mandatory once a year count to keep the ticker going

Hello

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By *am101aMan over a year ago

swad

dead for years

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"going in and out of consciousness.

That's the phrase I was looking for... Brief moments of lucidity interspersed with long periods of barely conscious

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