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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Morning all..

Anyone have any favourite sayings that they use regulary.

i.e. 'Thats about as much use as tits on fish'

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By *amslam1000Man  over a year ago

willenhall


"Morning all..

Anyone have any favourite sayings that they use regulary.

i.e. 'Thats about as much use as tits on fish' "

as useful asa chocolate fire guard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

" If someone calls you a shit and you walk away whose the one left with shit in their mouth "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh and one of my favs........

" I ought to stick a tampax in you ! "

Whys that ??

" Cos your a C**T "

Lmfao

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Oh and one of my favs........

" I ought to stick a tampax in you ! "

Whys that ??

" Cos your a C**T "

Lmfao "

No, cu**s are useful

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What goes around comes around

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

to the world you are one person, to one person you are the world

bit soppy but id like to think its true for everyone out there xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As useful as a fart in a hurricane!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm so hungry I could eat the balls from a low flying pigeon

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

“Popularity is the one insult I have never suffered.”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

JFDI

or

IMHO

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

About as much use as a ashtray on a motor bike

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"to the world you are one person, to one person you are the world

bit soppy but id like to think its true for everyone out there xx"

. My guy bought me a pic with that quote on it love it xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

life's a bitch and then you die!!!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

There's many a slip twixt dress and drawers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When pushed to the limit I say. You are skating on thin ice during a heatwave. Also when someone says they have nowhere to sit I tell stick your thumb up your ass and sit on your elbow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"About as much use as a ashtray on a motor bike"

.

Or as useful as a chocolate teapot!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If it ain't broke! Don't fix it...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't assume, as it makes an ass out of u and me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

My Aunt would always quote ' you have to cut you're garment to the amount of cloth' never really got it when i was younger..but now i seem to say it. lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm that unlucky if you chucked me in a barrel full of tits I'd come out sucking my thumb

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By *andKCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's only sick and perverted if you're not prepared to go that far...

Wolf

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

When we were growing up if ever I said to my mom 'Thats not fair' she would reply ' neither was your dads arse'

Still makes me chuckle,

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"your about as much use as a chocolate condom"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When we were growing up if ever I said to my mom 'Thats not fair' she would reply ' neither was your dads arse'

Still makes me chuckle, "

One that still makes me laugh is when you hear mothers say to their kids 'if you get run over dont you come running to me' hahaaa

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By *hyguy 43Man  over a year ago

Swansea


"Morning all..

Anyone have any favourite sayings that they use regulary.

i.e. 'Thats about as much use as tits on fish' "

Mine is

Lower than a rattlesnakes belly in a wagon wheel rut

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"..Like an apparently strict musical form it breaks the five minute whole into its structural parts - a descriptive preamble, the action of taking the cards, the development of the cards' manipulation and the revelation of what has been achieved..."

English composer Gavin Bryars

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"you are only as old as the woman you feel".

my all time favourite that one lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Superfluous verbiage necessitates apropos castigation

lol, just kidding. I don't use that one often! The sentiment has been directed at me before though.

Stuck between a rock and a hard place.

If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick"

"better than a slap around the face with a wet kipper"

"if you never ask you will never know"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

About as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit

You couldn't organise a p**s-up in a brewery

Like a fart in a collander and don't know which hole to get out of

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This one always confused me as a child:

It's rude to ask, but if you don't ask, you don't get

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This one always confused me as a child:

It's rude to ask, but if you don't ask, you don't get "

the one I heard similar to this 1 was

"ask don't get! Don't ask don't want

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Well im ..

'sweating like a fat boy in a sweetshop'!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't do as I do, do as I tell you.

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By *abioMan  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

there may be no "I" in team... but there are 3 F's in fuck off.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

if u carrying on whinging i will give u something to whinge about

and cause i said so thats the why

my mums favourite two to say when i was growing up xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

two wrong dont make a right!... but 3 lefts do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning all..

Anyone have any favourite sayings that they use regulary.

i.e. 'Thats about as much use as tits on fish' "

sick as a wood pigeon in the desert or sick as a cleethorpes donkey

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By *iker BullMan  over a year ago

leeds

As cockeyed as a bag of welchs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't do as I do, do as I tell you. "
are u a dominatrx

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By *eprobatepairCouple  over a year ago

london

Is there no beginning to your talents?

What do you mean I don't give a shit? If I gave a shit you can be sure I'll serve it to you......

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

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By *hyguy 43Man  over a year ago

Swansea


"Well im ..

'sweating like a fat boy in a sweetshop'! "

Sweating like a glassblowers arse

Sweating like a gold diggers donkey

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By *eprobatepairCouple  over a year ago

london

I wouldn't roll over her to get to you.

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

that's the biggest one yet

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

VVWE & Bi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have many faults...

But modesty isnt one of em...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My nan always used to tell is kids when we wanted something is "I want, Never gets"

I found saying please often didn't work either lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mad as a box of frogs

Don't do as I do, do as I say

My sister's fave was - Go boil yer head

And Jeremy Kye's - you should have put something on the end of it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My nan always used to tell is kids when we wanted something is "I want, Never gets"

I found saying please often didn't work either lol

"

i still use this on my kids even my daughter tells her little brother now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

cant say it to my face... dont say it at all.or how about... much use as an ashtray on a motorbike

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