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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Liverpool

No you can't use it. I have coined the phrase, it is mine.

Now that the legality part is out of the way.

Wake up sex. It is one of the very few things I am able to perform when I wake up. I'm not a morning person but it is a great motivation to get up and start the day.

Is it for you, or are you so far from a morning person that not even great sex will rouse you from your nap?

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I love sleepy morning sex

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

So long as I’m not in a rush then it’s all good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sometimes yes and sometimes no. All depends what mood I wake up in.

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"I love sleepy morning sex

Does it not put you back to sleep after

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I love morning sex but I hate morning breath so morning spoon sex is preferable

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"I love morning sex but I hate morning breath so morning spoon sex is preferable

Ohh I do love spoon sex

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

I'm so not a morning person, but I absolutely love morning sex...wake him up with a BJ and take it from there

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sorry, I thought you said Monstrance Clock - Ghost B.C

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxr5sKyK8ys

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Alarm cock has been around for years, back when you were a less old man.

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

I am morning person and a night owl

feck knows what I am in the middle

and I love wake up sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I adore sleepy morning sex as a perfect way to wake up.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depends.

If it's been snoring all night and making a noise like demented capercaillie I think I'll pass

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

As long as he makes me a cup of tea first then I’m good to go.

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Liverpool

"Alarm cock has been around for years, back when you were a less old man. "

Nope! Let me have this!

I was the first one ever to come up with such clever word play.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Yes Yes Yes ... All the Yesses

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

He wants Jim's cock ^

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