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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What was the measurable distance"
About ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- that |
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"What was the measurable distance
About ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- that"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"and hit my chest on first spurt 
I did that once, landed in my belly button, and that’s where my phobia started!!!"
That's what the belly button is for - the Cum Collector  |
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"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall.
My partner once sent me a video and he got cum in his own beard  . "
Haha I’d shave my beard off, leave fab, and never be seen again  |
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"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall.
My partner once sent me a video and he got cum in his own beard .
Haha I’d shave my beard off, leave fab, and never be seen again "
You poor, delicate little creature . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall.
Or when it flies past your head and hits the people behind you on the bus"
I felt that! |
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"What was the measurable distance
About ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- that"
Is that on a tablet or a phone? There is a significant difference. |
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"and hit my chest on first spurt "
A “rub and tug” masseuse that I know was telling me that she was tossing a guy off one day and the first spurt landed in his own mouth.
A mixture of feelings for the bloke ... the euphoria of release, being impressed with the stance, offset to some extent by having a mouth full of his own jizz |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall.
Or when it flies past your head and hits the people behind you on the bus"
Last time that happened to me, I was just sat there minding my own business and bammm, it took me ages to get the jiz out my hair!! |
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"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall.
My partner once sent me a video and he got cum in his own beard .
Genuinely worried this might happen"
Not to sound too pervy or anything but if it does send me a picture  |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
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"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall.
My partner once sent me a video and he got cum in his own beard .
Genuinely worried this might happen
Not to sound too pervy or anything but if it does send me a picture "
Not to sound too pervy? What's 'too pervy' lol |
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"What was the measurable distance
About ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- that"
Good job I’ve got a 12” rule |
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"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall.
My partner once sent me a video and he got cum in his own beard .
Genuinely worried this might happen
Not to sound too pervy or anything but if it does send me a picture
Not to sound too pervy? What's 'too pervy' lol"
Me taking the picture |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall.
My partner once sent me a video and he got cum in his own beard .
Genuinely worried this might happen
Not to sound too pervy or anything but if it does send me a picture
Not to sound too pervy? What's 'too pervy' lol
Me taking the picture "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Were you hunched over?
Noooooo, lying down stretched out.
But you have a dwarfish chest? "
You'll have to check my gallery and decide for yourself (it's a manly chest with pert moobs). |
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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago
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"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall.
My partner once sent me a video and he got cum in his own beard .
Genuinely worried this might happen
Not to sound too pervy or anything but if it does send me a picture "
Send it? You’re taking it! |
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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago
Nottingham |
"Were you hunched over?
Noooooo, lying down stretched out.
But you have a dwarfish chest?
You'll have to check my gallery and decide for yourself (it's a manly chest with pert moobs)."
So you do  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Were you hunched over?
Noooooo, lying down stretched out.
But you have a dwarfish chest?
You'll have to check my gallery and decide for yourself (it's a manly chest with pert moobs).
So you do "
It's my homage to Michaelangelo's David |
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"and hit my chest on first spurt "
I've hit the headboard behind my head while still getting it in my hair and on my face for the first 3 spurts now I've learnt to point it to left or right now however it still ends up on my shoulders |
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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago
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"and hit my chest on first spurt
I've hit the headboard behind my head while still getting it in my hair and on my face for the first 3 spurts now I've learnt to point it to left or right now however it still ends up on my shoulders "
^^^ this |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"and hit my chest on first spurt
I've hit the headboard behind my head while still getting it in my hair and on my face for the first 3 spurts now I've learnt to point it to left or right now however it still ends up on my shoulders "
For those about to spurt, we salute you |
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"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall.
My partner once sent me a video and he got cum in his own beard .
Genuinely worried this might happen
Not to sound too pervy or anything but if it does send me a picture
Send it? You’re taking it!"
Yesssssss |
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"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall.
Or when it flies past your head and hits the people behind you on the bus
Last time that happened to me, I was just sat there minding my own business and bammm, it took me ages to get the jiz out my hair!! "
Lesson learned i hope don't go on buses with Noochie |
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