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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Are we talking about our lips and mouths?
oooo naughty 
It's a bit like doughnuts
Will we have pictures showing cocks with fruit pastilles next?"
What... like others use Lynx...only now they are using a roll of fruit pastilles???? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Are we talking about our lips and mouths?
oooo naughty
It's a bit like doughnuts
Will we have pictures showing cocks with fruit pastilles next?What... like others use Lynx...only now they are using a roll of fruit pastilles???? "
I hadn't even thought of that! I envisaged 'how many fruit pastilles can you fit along the length?' or maybe 'how many for your girth?' It makes them easier to suck if they are out of the packaging. |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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It makes them easier to suck if they are out of the packaging.What... the fruit pastilles or the cock...?
A fruit pastille with a cock might make some of them taste better."
Ouch lol - think I ll settle for my fav colour then... the deep purple ones... |
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"blimey I asked a sensible question  and it turns in to a cock measuring thread  I wonder where this will end up lol"
probably in a political argument..
or someone who likes spangles getting arsey cos the spangle afficionado's are being overlooked.. |
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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"blimey I asked a sensible question and it turns in to a cock measuring thread I wonder where this will end up lol
probably in a political argument..
or someone who likes spangles getting arsey cos the spangle afficionado's are being overlooked.."
no not spangles , unless it's the orange ones of course |
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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"blimey I asked a sensible question and it turns in to a cock measuring thread I wonder where this will end up lolIt is usually down to your mere presence...;-) "
I'll buy you a present, do you want flowers or chocolates? |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"blimey I asked a sensible question and it turns in to a cock measuring thread I wonder where this will end up lolIt is usually down to your mere presence...;-)
I'll buy you a present, do you want flowers or chocolates?"
That will depend on where you wish to insert them? |
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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"blimey I asked a sensible question and it turns in to a cock measuring thread I wonder where this will end up lolIt is usually down to your mere presence...;-)
I'll buy you a present, do you want flowers or chocolates?That will depend on where you wish to insert them? "
well flowers would go in a vase and chocolates in a mouth I would assume but then that could make an ass out of u and me |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"blimey I asked a sensible question and it turns in to a cock measuring thread I wonder where this will end up lolIt is usually down to your mere presence...;-)
I'll buy you a present, do you want flowers or chocolates?That will depend on where you wish to insert them?
well flowers would go in a vase and chocolates in a mouth I would assume but then that could make an ass out of u and me "
I couldnt think of another variation |
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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"blimey I asked a sensible question and it turns in to a cock measuring thread I wonder where this will end up lolIt is usually down to your mere presence...;-)
I'll buy you a present, do you want flowers or chocolates?That will depend on where you wish to insert them?
well flowers would go in a vase and chocolates in a mouth I would assume but then that could make an ass out of u and me I couldnt think of another variation "
phew, we are on the same wavelength on that one then  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"blimey I asked a sensible question and it turns in to a cock measuring thread I wonder where this will end up lolIt is usually down to your mere presence...;-)
I'll buy you a present, do you want flowers or chocolates?That will depend on where you wish to insert them?
well flowers would go in a vase and chocolates in a mouth I would assume but then that could make an ass out of u and me I couldnt think of another variation
phew, we are on the same wavelength on that one then "
See.. you brought the length back in again...;-) |
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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"blimey I asked a sensible question and it turns in to a cock measuring thread I wonder where this will end up lolIt is usually down to your mere presence...;-)
I'll buy you a present, do you want flowers or chocolates?That will depend on where you wish to insert them?
well flowers would go in a vase and chocolates in a mouth I would assume but then that could make an ass out of u and me I couldnt think of another variation
phew, we are on the same wavelength on that one then See.. you brought the length back in again...;-)"
what was that programme called? oh yes I remember. Never mind the quality, feel the width  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"blimey I asked a sensible question and it turns in to a cock measuring thread I wonder where this will end up lolIt is usually down to your mere presence...;-)
I'll buy you a present, do you want flowers or chocolates?That will depend on where you wish to insert them?
well flowers would go in a vase and chocolates in a mouth I would assume but then that could make an ass out of u and me I couldnt think of another variation
phew, we are on the same wavelength on that one then See.. you brought the length back in again...;-)
what was that programme called? oh yes I remember. Never mind the quality, feel the width "
Its called... how to get to 8.... in six weeks...Mind they might have been talking about abdominals...;-) |
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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"blimey I asked a sensible question and it turns in to a cock measuring thread I wonder where this will end up lolIt is usually down to your mere presence...;-)
I'll buy you a present, do you want flowers or chocolates?That will depend on where you wish to insert them?
well flowers would go in a vase and chocolates in a mouth I would assume but then that could make an ass out of u and me I couldnt think of another variation
phew, we are on the same wavelength on that one then See.. you brought the length back in again...;-)
what was that programme called? oh yes I remember. Never mind the quality, feel the width Its called... how to get to 8.... in six weeks...Mind they might have been talking about abdominals...;-)"
I just got to 8 in 4 seconds |
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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"My. Fruit pastilles come. Loose in A big bag, and I'm sooking my way through some at the moment. "
guess what - so are we, but there aren't many left now because we keep trying and trying lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My. Fruit pastilles come. Loose in A big bag, and I'm sooking my way through some at the moment. You re such a decadent lady....;-)"
......... Still sucking though |
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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"My. Fruit pastilles come. Loose in A big bag, and I'm sooking my way through some at the moment. You re such a decadent lady....;-)"
Lose decadent women with A mmmmmmmmmmm I should be so lucky |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"My. Fruit pastilles come. Loose in A big bag, and I'm sooking my way through some at the moment. You re such a decadent lady....;-)
Lose decadent women with A mmmmmmmmmmm I should be so lucky "
Trust you to jump on Laine... figuratively speaking of course...;-) |
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"blimey I asked a sensible question and it turns in to a cock measuring thread I wonder where this will end up lolIt is usually down to your mere presence...;-)
I'll buy you a present, do you want flowers or chocolates?That will depend on where you wish to insert them?
well flowers would go in a vase and chocolates in a mouth I would assume but then that could make an ass out of u and me I couldnt think of another variation "
You don't have a vase!
ba-doom-tish! thang yew, thang yew I'm here all week |
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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"My. Fruit pastilles come. Loose in A big bag, and I'm sooking my way through some at the moment. You re such a decadent lady....;-)
Lose decadent women with A mmmmmmmmmmm I should be so lucky Trust you to jump on Laine... figuratively speaking of course...;-)"
I thought women was plural  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"blimey I asked a sensible question and it turns in to a cock measuring thread I wonder where this will end up lolIt is usually down to your mere presence...;-)
I'll buy you a present, do you want flowers or chocolates?That will depend on where you wish to insert them?
well flowers would go in a vase and chocolates in a mouth I would assume but then that could make an ass out of u and me I couldnt think of another variation
You don't have a vase!
ba-doom-tish! thang yew, thang yew I'm here all week "
Damn, dint think of that |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"My. Fruit pastilles come. Loose in A big bag, and I'm sooking my way through some at the moment. You re such a decadent lady....;-)
Lose decadent women with A mmmmmmmmmmm I should be so lucky Trust you to jump on Laine... figuratively speaking of course...;-)
I thought women was plural "
I rest.... something... possibly my case , your honour  |
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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"My. Fruit pastilles come. Loose in A big bag, and I'm sooking my way through some at the moment. You re such a decadent lady....;-)
Lose decadent women with A mmmmmmmmmmm I should be so lucky Trust you to jump on Laine... figuratively speaking of course...;-)
I thought women was plural I rest.... something... possibly my case , your honour "
no need for a case unless it's full of sexy undies that you want to model for me |
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"blimey I asked a sensible question and it turns in to a cock measuring thread I wonder where this will end up lolIt is usually down to your mere presence...;-)
I'll buy you a present, do you want flowers or chocolates?That will depend on where you wish to insert them?
well flowers would go in a vase and chocolates in a mouth I would assume but then that could make an ass out of u and me I couldnt think of another variation
You don't have a vase!
ba-doom-tish! thang yew, thang yew I'm here all week Damn, dint think of that"
It's a very old joke honey.
Rita and Sue are having coffee when Rita says wearily "Bob brought me roses yesterday"
"Why so fed up about it? I'd love to get roses" says Sue.
"Well when he brings me flowers it always leads to me lying on the bed with my legs in the air"
"You don't have a vase!" |
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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"back to fruit pastilles.... About 10 yrs ago Leeds University got a £50,000 grant to investigate if the advertising hype was true!!!
Why didn't they just ask us!"
wow that many pastilles would keep me occupied for erm let me think, about a month |
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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"i used to love the fruit pastiles in a box when i went to the cinema havent seen em for years lol
Trouble is .... nobody likes the green ones... or do they?
I do! We should get married! I have never met anybody more compatible than this... "
what an offer mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (don't tell K though lol) |
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"i used to love the fruit pastiles in a box when i went to the cinema havent seen em for years lol
Trouble is .... nobody likes the green ones... or do they?
I do! We should get married! I have never met anybody more compatible than this... "
Pffft |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"i used to love the fruit pastiles in a box when i went to the cinema havent seen em for years lol
Trouble is .... nobody likes the green ones... or do they?
I do! We should get married! I have never met anybody more compatible than this...
what an offer mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (don't tell K though lol) "
I wont! I promise! We can probably keep this from everybody... our little secret |
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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"i used to love the fruit pastiles in a box when i went to the cinema havent seen em for years lol
Trouble is .... nobody likes the green ones... or do they?
I do! We should get married! I have never met anybody more compatible than this...
what an offer mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (don't tell K though lol) I wont! I promise! We can probably keep this from everybody... our little secret "
I think we've cracked it then
xxxxx |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"i used to love the fruit pastiles in a box when i went to the cinema havent seen em for years lol
Trouble is .... nobody likes the green ones... or do they?
I do! We should get married! I have never met anybody more compatible than this...
what an offer mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (don't tell K though lol) I wont! I promise! We can probably keep this from everybody... our little secret
I think we've cracked it then
xxxxx"
And.. no need for ceremony - just do the deed and I ll give you all my ....
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green ones |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are we talking about our lips and mouths?
oooo naughty
It's a bit like doughnuts
Will we have pictures showing cocks with fruit pastilles next?"
Is that a challenge??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"blimey I asked a sensible question and it turns in to a cock measuring thread I wonder where this will end up lol
probably in a political argument..
or someone who likes spangles getting arsey cos the spangle afficionado's are being overlooked.."
Not been able to buy Spangles since the early 80s  |
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