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You know you are getting old when
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1:When younger guys no longer find you attractive.
2:You spot a grey eyebrow hair 
4:When you can't listen to Radio 2 anymore! 
5:When your reading glasses can't make head nor tail of all the shite information they put on packaging!!
6: When you can't "Peel here" and reach for the scissors.
7: When you forget words during a conversation 
8: When you're list seems to be longer than anyone else's on the forum  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know you are getting old when your boobs are on kissing terms with your belly and your hair has more white and black stripes than a badger  "
oh kinky. the image has been shattered  |
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"You know you are getting old when your boobs are on kissing terms with your belly and your hair has more white and black stripes than a badger
oh kinky. the image has been shattered "
Haha I do apologise but honesty is the best policy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know you are getting old when your boobs are on kissing terms with your belly and your hair has more white and black stripes than a badger
oh kinky. the image has been shattered
Haha I do apologise but honesty is the best policy "
i guess so. but trust me no one will complain |
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"When captain Birdseye starts looking attractive and not like some old codger anymore "
I have a black corduroy cap and a
salt n pepper beard, in a supermarket the other night I overheard a child saying to it’s parent
‘That’s captain birds eye’
Now that’s when you start feeling old! |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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When you bend over to pick something off the floor, and wonder how to straighten up easily!
When looking for shoes, it's for Slip-ons or those with Velcro fastenings, NOT laces.
When you hear a favourite tune on the radio and hear it was released 50+ years ago.
When people give up seats on the bus or train and call you Grandad (I'm not one, to be honest).
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you pass a toilet and think oh I better go while I'm passing.
When you merely see the toilet and your bladder thinks you're already on it.
When you're in bed already and it's not even dark yet. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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The old classic about when you walk into any room for a purpose, but forget what you went in for.
Add in the twist ... you'd go back to where you started from but you've forgotten where that is too! |
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"The old classic about when you walk into any room for a purpose, but forget what you went in for.
Add in the twist ... you'd go back to where you started from but you've forgotten where that is too!"
Thsts like me with my glasses, can't see without them then forget that they are on my head when I am looking for them. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"When you go to the fridge to get the milk out and find new deodorant in the door too... haha "
I can do better.. get the milk out of the fridge, pour it into a cereal bowl, then when I dip my spoon into the bowl, realise I'd not put the cereal in too! |
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