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Well now...
It might be your cock, in that it belongs to you, but is it attached?
As for the doughnut one, how are we supposed to know if you have a cunningly hidden sky remote propping all those doughnuts up? 
Hit KK again just get one less so we can see your tip to prove it's all you under there!  |
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"Please go easy on me because I have never done one of these threads before.
Rate my new COCK PIC. 
It's a bit small, the pic I mean 
Oops sorry put it in wrong gallery"
It's no wonder he looks startled! 
First you pluck him then you... |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"Please go easy on me because I have never done one of these threads before.
Rate my new COCK PIC.
It's a bit small, the pic I mean
Oops sorry put it in wrong gallery
It's no wonder he looks startled!
First you pluck him then you... "
Choke him lol |
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"What is it with you sticking things on the end of your willy?
One of these days you will have some explaing to do in A&E  "
I'm surprised they didn't say anything in Greggs when he took that donut pic.
P.s. Nice cock Ryan. |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"What is it with you sticking things on the end of your willy?
One of these days you will have some explaing to do in A&E "
Lol what is it with you and glue?
It's not stuck on it you know  |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"What is it with you sticking things on the end of your willy?
One of these days you will have some explaing to do in A&E
I'm surprised they didn't say anything in Greggs when he took that donut pic.
P.s. Nice cock Ryan. "
Why thank you |
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9000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 Bequerels |
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"I actually can't believe you went out especially to buy it, truly special
It's ok the dogs noshing on it now"
That's illegal!!!
Where's ruggers? Miss, Miss, I need to report Ryan for animal cruelty! 
At least tell me you used good quality pate to train him? |
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over a year ago
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"9000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 Bequerels"
He maybe a tad scrawny but he's not radioactive |
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"9000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 Bequerels"
Only 9...!!! Pfft...!! Even I'd have given it a 9.5.... And I dont like cock...
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"I actually can't believe you went out especially to buy it, truly special
It's ok the dogs noshing on it now
That's illegal!!!
Where's ruggers? Miss, Miss, I need to report Ryan for animal cruelty!
At least tell me you used good quality pate to train him? "
I am no expert but I am led to believe peanut butter is the coating of choice |
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"I actually can't believe you went out especially to buy it, truly special
It's ok the dogs noshing on it now
That's illegal!!!
Where's ruggers? Miss, Miss, I need to report Ryan for animal cruelty!
At least tell me you used good quality pate to train him?
I am no expert but I am led to believe peanut butter is the coating of choice"
Amongst the continental trophy wives who carry those little lap dogs clutched under their arms that get vicious when anyone approaches them apparently use pate... |
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"9000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 Bequerels
He maybe a tad scrawny but he's not radioactive "
Hehe. Another word for radioactive being "hot" |
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"Loved the maccy D's bag over your head! Now be honest, was that her idea?
It was Cutes idea not mine. I am quite happy with my face lol"
Im happy with your face too and openly said your gorgeous. Im just currently drooling over your amazing thighs and chest/stomach.. phwoarrrrrrr |
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"Loved the maccy D's bag over your head! Now be honest, was that her idea?
It was Cutes idea not mine. I am quite happy with my face lol"
Admit it, you love licking the salt and grease out the bag!
Bet you do it with every maccyd now |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"I actually can't believe you went out especially to buy it, truly special
It's ok the dogs noshing on it now
That's illegal!!!
Where's ruggers? Miss, Miss, I need to report Ryan for animal cruelty!
At least tell me you used good quality pate to train him?
I am no expert but I am led to believe peanut butter is the coating of choice
Amongst the continental trophy wives who carry those little lap dogs clutched under their arms that get vicious when anyone approaches them apparently use pate... "
I stand corrected. And I am happy to be wrong in this matter  |
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"Im just currently drooling over your amazing thighs and chest/stomach.. phwoarrrrrrr"
I'm drooling too but in my case it may be an age thing, or something. |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"Loved the maccy D's bag over your head! Now be honest, was that her idea?
It was Cutes idea not mine. I am quite happy with my face lol
Admit it, you love licking the salt and grease out the bag!
Bet you do it with every maccyd now "
Yes I do, you never know when you may find a stray gherkin |
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"I actually can't believe you went out especially to buy it, truly special
It's ok the dogs noshing on it now
That's illegal!!!
Where's ruggers? Miss, Miss, I need to report Ryan for animal cruelty!
At least tell me you used good quality pate to train him?
I am no expert but I am led to believe peanut butter is the coating of choice
Amongst the continental trophy wives who carry those little lap dogs clutched under their arms that get vicious when anyone approaches them apparently use pate...
I stand corrected. And I am happy to be wrong in this matter "
After being snapped at by a succession of dogs in Marbella a friend of mine explained to me why they are so protective of their mistresses...
apparently in some circles it's regarded as preferable to an affair (catholic country) when their (usually ugly) hubby is out all hours making lots of moolah for the wife to spend on shoes and bags and little lapdogs... |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I actually can't believe you went out especially to buy it, truly special
It's ok the dogs noshing on it now
That's illegal!!!
Where's ruggers? Miss, Miss, I need to report Ryan for animal cruelty!
At least tell me you used good quality pate to train him?
I am no expert but I am led to believe peanut butter is the coating of choice
Amongst the continental trophy wives who carry those little lap dogs clutched under their arms that get vicious when anyone approaches them apparently use pate...
I stand corrected. And I am happy to be wrong in this matter
After being snapped at by a succession of dogs in Marbella a friend of mine explained to me why they are so protective of their mistresses...
apparently in some circles it's regarded as preferable to an affair (catholic country) when their (usually ugly) hubby is out all hours making lots of moolah for the wife to spend on shoes and bags and little lapdogs... "
Why did they snap at you? Were you wearing ducks liver pâté instead of chicken? |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"Loved the maccy D's bag over your head! Now be honest, was that her idea?
It was Cutes idea not mine. I am quite happy with my face lol
Im happy with your face too and openly said your gorgeous. Im just currently drooling over your amazing thighs and chest/stomach.. phwoarrrrrrr"
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"I actually can't believe you went out especially to buy it, truly special
It's ok the dogs noshing on it now
That's illegal!!!
Where's ruggers? Miss, Miss, I need to report Ryan for animal cruelty!
At least tell me you used good quality pate to train him?
I am no expert but I am led to believe peanut butter is the coating of choice
Amongst the continental trophy wives who carry those little lap dogs clutched under their arms that get vicious when anyone approaches them apparently use pate...
I stand corrected. And I am happy to be wrong in this matter
After being snapped at by a succession of dogs in Marbella a friend of mine explained to me why they are so protective of their mistresses...
apparently in some circles it's regarded as preferable to an affair (catholic country) when their (usually ugly) hubby is out all hours making lots of moolah for the wife to spend on shoes and bags and little lapdogs...
Why did they snap at you? Were you wearing ducks liver pâté instead of chicken?"
Because in any pack the alpha protects his bitch from anyone who comes near.
And though it may be cross species they regard the lady they (ahem) service as their bitch. |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
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Because in any pack the alpha protects his bitch from anyone who comes near.
And though it may be cross species they regard the lady they (ahem) service as their bitch. "
I could do that job. Just squat in a handbag, get carried around all day and lick a bit of pâté now and again |
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Because in any pack the alpha protects his bitch from anyone who comes near.
And though it may be cross species they regard the lady they (ahem) service as their bitch.
I could do that job. Just squat in a handbag, get carried around all day and lick a bit of pâté now and again "
I have some very large handbags |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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Because in any pack the alpha protects his bitch from anyone who comes near.
And though it may be cross species they regard the lady they (ahem) service as their bitch.
I could do that job. Just squat in a handbag, get carried around all day and lick a bit of pâté now and again
I have some very large handbags "
Get yourself down the shop for some pate then |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"Does the cock make a noise?
Yes it does
9.8 - additional marks for your cock possessing a talent.
It's the thinking mans cock
Will you be giving it to a thinking man then?"
Not sure I know any. If you happen to bump in to any feel free to pass on my details |
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"Does the cock make a noise?
Yes it does
9.8 - additional marks for your cock possessing a talent.
It's the thinking mans cock
Will you be giving it to a thinking man then?"
Bwahahahahaha!  |
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"Cant believe it only has 5 fabs!! cmon people thats a top quality picture
I know ! A lot of thinking went in to that idea "
If you've any idea's for me inbox them too me.. im feeling creative lol |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"Does the cock make a noise?
Yes it does
An outraged sqwarkkkkkkk!
It actually depends on where pressure is applied
Oh good heavens. What a visual! "
If you squeeze just right on the head it yodels like jimmy saville |
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"Does the cock make a noise?
Yes it does
An outraged sqwarkkkkkkk!
It actually depends on where pressure is applied
Oh good heavens. What a visual!
If you squeeze just right on the head it yodels like jimmy saville"
Sounds broken. I suggest you fix it. |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"Cant believe it only has 5 fabs!! cmon people thats a top quality picture
I know ! A lot of thinking went in to that idea
If you've any idea's for me inbox them too me.. im feeling creative lol "
I have a couple. Will send in a bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cant believe it only has 5 fabs!! cmon people thats a top quality picture
I know ! A lot of thinking went in to that idea
If you've any idea's for me inbox them too me.. im feeling creative lol
I have a couple. Will send in a bit"
The knickerbocker glory one is patented to me.... |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"Cant believe it only has 5 fabs!! cmon people thats a top quality picture
I know ! A lot of thinking went in to that idea
If you've any idea's for me inbox them too me.. im feeling creative lol
I have a couple. Will send in a bit
The knickerbocker glory one is patented to me.... "
Haha don't worry that one is safe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I actually can't believe you went out especially to buy it, truly special
It's ok the dogs noshing on it now"
Never put noshing and dogs in the same sentance! |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
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"I actually can't believe you went out especially to buy it, truly special
It's ok the dogs noshing on it now
Never put noshing and dogs in the same sentance!"
I know, never realised the RSPCA had their own version of a Swat team |
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