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Stop it with the fisn puns!
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over a year ago
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Sole destroying |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was hoping salmon would take a stand on this issue. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh my cod Granny! Who pissed on your chips this morning?
Want me to batter them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is the first time im herring about the issue |
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Aww sorry to hear that ..
Do you need some A-tench-ion ??
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Hopefully you will wake up and find it was just a bad bream |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m going to build a barracuda to shield myself against further commments that skate around this rather bass subject. ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago
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Enough of the whaling! |
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By *yron69Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
Take it with a pinch of salt.. |
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If everyone could stop carp’ing on about it now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I knew salmon would start a fish pun thread sooner or later. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All I sea are Bass-icaly Cod awful puns! |
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IT'S NOT THAT
I'M HORNY
ALL THE TIME.
IT'S JUST THAT
YOU'RE ALWAYS
SEXY ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's early Sunday you know what that means, Carp-e diem! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you hake them? Really, really hake them? Hake them so much they hake you want to bream? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's given me a haddock "
Then stop Carping on about it then |
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You need some Co CODamol for that headache Granny ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is this an ofishal thread? |
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Tried thinking of one but I have no-fin |
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I'm not feeling
myself today,
can I feel you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I thought i had seen all there was to sea on FAB forums.
But now I realise any fin is possible |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let minnow if you know how to stop this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lovely to see everyone wading in and sea-zing the oopa-tuna-ty .... |
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
Ho Chi Minge City |
You should snapper out of it by going to rollmop the kitchen floor granny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let minnow if you know how to stop this"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you’re looking for a really good fish pun, I will need some time to mullet over. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Come on fellas , show me your cockles |
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Some absolutely comedy gold fish puns here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m flounder...ing here trying to find a pun... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I prefer birds! I have two parrots, all the do all day is stand on their perch and ask each other if they can smell fish! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anyfin is possible.. don't trout yourself! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good reef!!
I refuse to be baited into participating in this fishy thread. I trout you will respect my view on this! ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You're not your usual ray of sunshine this marlin. Perhaps you need to release some tenchsion. |
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I'm just going to perch here and what the argument. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anyone else want to place a bait on when this will end? |
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Some of these are eely eely good.
I've just been listening to my sole records ??
Pike & Tuna Turner "dust my bream"
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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago
Plymouth |
Some (clown)s comments all(rays) (trigger)s a (shoal) of silly posts ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ahh guys, you’re krilling me now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Create your own fish puns; don’t leave it to salmon else! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ugh! I hake this! |
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Anchovy in the UK.. Sex pistols
Islands in the bream.. Dolly Parton
Shark the herald angels ling, Xmas carol
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Having a whale of a time on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It looks like we’re piranha roll now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I dont want to dis-turbot something seems fishy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 06/06/21 08:53:24]"
Sorry, my attempt at a joke was a pile of Carp |
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By *yron69Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
"Some of these are eely eely good.
I've just been listening to my sole records ??
Pike & Tuna Turner "dust my bream"
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I chose to listen to Guppy Love by Donny Ospond |
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Perchy Sledge.. When a man loves a Gudgeon
Any Barbel Streisand songs
Don't go baking my carp.. Elton john and Kiki dee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All out of puns now.. Well salmon had to say it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Knock! Knock!
Get the door Salmon’s here |
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Haddock-racking time reading through these posts ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No need to skate around the issue. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cod preserve us, thats enough by now surely. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The members tunanimously voted to ban fish puns |
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Now come down off that Perch or are you that unhap Roach able.
I Dace see that coming. |
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This is an Orfe ul thread Granny. ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm only posting for the halibut |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Q: Why are they called sperm whales?
A: Because seamen discovered them |
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You are all doing this on porpoise ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You are all doing this on porpoise !"
Stop octopussying around Granny. |
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"Some of these are eely eely good.
I've just been listening to my sole records ??
Pike & Tuna Turner "dust my bream"
I chose to listen to Guppy Love by Donny Ospond"
Lings can only get battered.. B-Ream
Anything by cod marley and the whalers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some of these are eely eely good.
I've just been listening to my sole records ??
Pike & Tuna Turner "dust my bream"
I chose to listen to Guppy Love by Donny Ospond"
beach boys cod only knows |
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Might have some Dolphinwas potatoes with our lunch today. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You are all doing this on porpoise !"
We should Dolphin-itely scale back on the fish puns |
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I'll just perch here till my haddock goes ............ |
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Wow
Just spotted Carl Fogarty on his motor-Pike and Side Carp |
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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago
Near Bath / Bristol |
Can I mussel in on this one as I'm not great at being koi? Don't wanna bask in it, and not angling for attention, but I do like to dish out a load of old cobblers now and then, just for the halibut. |
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Just reminded me.....
I must give Her r ring later. |
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"Wow
Just spotted Carl Fogarty on his motor-Pike and Side Carp"
Sure it wasn't Carp Fogarty ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is this the bass't you lot can come up with?? |
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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago
Near Bath / Bristol |
"Is this the bass't you lot can come up with??"
Why are you wading in on this one? You've already caught me hook, line and sinker. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There fish puns are making me eel ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There fish puns are making me eel ... "
These* ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm seasick of sea-ing this thread |
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Whale eel be screwed if this keeps on, beat out he party music on and do the conger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You are all doing this on porpoise !"
But we're all fungis ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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I'm too so-fish-ticted to get involved in this pollocks. |
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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago
Near Bath / Bristol |
"I'm too so-fish-ticted to get involved in this pollocks. "
Are you trying to start a sprat? You're dangling the bait, but I'm not got gonna bite. |
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Right off off to get my Shark out and get the vacuuming done. |
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I've had enough of this! I'm going to watch some prawn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh, for heavens hake it’s oh-fish-ial never fall in love with a blowfish. You’ll always get re-puffed. |
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Obviously this is a Trigger to some people |
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All the days of the week are great barramundi |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
Stop it… just… no!
I’ve haddock enough! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This thread has gone flat now |
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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago
Solihull and Brentwood |
Tried yesterday to get a job at a fish market. First question I was asked "What was your previous occupation?" I answered "a DJ."
"Sorry you haven't got the job. You'd be prone to dropping the bass." was their answer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hopefully you will wake up and find it was just a bad bream"
Ooohh that's terrible |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think we all need a garoupa hug. It’s been a kraken thread and we need to take a puffer breath. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's an orcaffuly lot of orcaful puns on here. |
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I asked hubby for a fishy pun but he said eel think of one later |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just like the tunafish sandwich said, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in cans-us anymore. |
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
Ho Chi Minge City |
"I asked hubby for a fishy pun but he said eel think of one later"
Sardine-ough trying to think of one but eel get there if he puts his sole into it, tuna what I mean? |
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Don't tell Granny your name Pike. |
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What day of the week do cod and haddock and hate
Fry days |
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"What day of the week do cod and haddock and hate
Fry days "
I've haddock enough of these. I'm growing to hake them!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For the love of Cod some of these comments are just Brilliant, tope notch ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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This thread has been "Brill"
Think we should pop on some Tuna's and all do the Mackerelaina. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry, I refuse to take the bait on this one |
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
Stoke-on-Trent |
I'm just going to stay in my plaice, take a perch |
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Whale, this has been an interesting read ![](/icons/rainbow.png) |
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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago
solihull |
I cant believe how crabby some of you are about this issue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Reading this thread has made a whelkome relief to the usual stuff.
Sorry, i had to mussel in on this. |
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Went out for drinks with friends, at the end of the night I almost died when I got the Barbill. |
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Apparently, Ronnie and Reggie Kray-fish. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Holy Shrimp! This Scampi happening.
Let’s all just clam down. |
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"Holy Shrimp! This Scampi happening.
Let’s all just clam down."
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Apparently the police were called to a huge fight at our local chippy last night.
All of the fish got battered.
3 men were charged with Asalt and Vinegar. ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
"For the love of Cod some of these comments are just Brilliant, tope notch "
Tope notch! Fuck yes, take a bow. |
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This was a very whelk’m thread today. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Holy Shrimp! This Scampi happening.
Let’s all just clam down."
Bloody auto correct! ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This thread is a little RAY of sunshine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m gonna be shellfish here and keep all the fish puns to myself |
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If you don't like it you can always go on to Plenty of Fish! |
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"This needs to be roe'd in "
Otherwise the Whitings on the wall |
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These puns are so bad that we even made Captain Bird Sigh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not another stupid thread like this. What utter codswallop. |
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So are fish really healthy because they take vitamin sea? |
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By *yron69Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
The conductor said where are you going with that tinned fish... I said to tuna piano.. |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
I don't think I shell elver get bored of these threads. I just can't kelp myself, I just have to put my heart and sole into them. Even though some of the puns are (me)grim, you never have to trout that I'll be there.
Some of them are eely good, though. ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
"Oh dear cod, what next "
I reckon it should end, for heaven's hake! |
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Why are some aholehole moaning about this, you'd need to Trevally a long way for a Betta thread |
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Fish comedy is hal-ibut the timing |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
What are you carp-ing on about ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd join in but I don't want to Skate on thin ice |
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By *yron69Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
..... .... .... let’s all do the conga! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I figured I might as well join in, I've got no-fin to lose ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago
Near Bath / Bristol |
I don't wanna flounder here as how good a fish pun is can be a grayling area, but it's be really cod herring everything in this plaice.
Haddock had enough yet: keep roe-ing. |
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No posts for 3 days, this thread is floundering |
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For cods hake let's eely try to get to 175 just for the halibut |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A shark is teaching his kid how to hunt and eat humans
He says "look son, first you swim full speed at the human but at the last second, you turn away. Then you swim at him fullspeed again, but again at the last second you swim away. Then you can go back and eat the human."
The son looks confused and asks, "But dad, why don't we just go and eat the human the first time?"
Dad shark replies "Well, you can but they taste better if you scare the crap out of them first?" |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
Awww who dredged this back up? |
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I was feelin a bit tench before I read this .. |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
Two fish in a tank, one says "how do you drive this?"
A fish swims into a wall..."dam!"
Fastest fish? Motor pike. His mate? Side carp.
Why are fish sexy? They indulge in canal knowledge.
It goes on... |
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"Two fish in a tank, one says "how do you drive this?"
A fish swims into a wall..."dam!"
Fastest fish? Motor pike. His mate? Side carp.
Why are fish sexy? They indulge in canal knowledge.
It goes on..."
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I know I've said it before but I love this thread ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
"I know I've said it before but I love this thread "
Always reels you back in, eh? |
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"I know I've said it before but I love this thread
Always reels you back in, eh?"
Oh noooo ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
"I know I've said it before but I love this thread
Always reels you back in, eh?
Oh noooo "
The net result is a happy nonsense thread ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm sure there's blenny more fish puns. I was going to go out on the bike for a turbot its too hot for all that. Besides, after my operation the sturgeon said I had to hake it easy witch is making megrim. |
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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago
Redhill |
"I'm sure there's blenny more fish puns. I was going to go out on the bike for a turbot its too hot for all that. Besides, after my operation the sturgeon said I had to hake it easy witch is making megrim."
You're making a Rod for your own back... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sure there's blenny more fish puns. I was going to go out on the bike for a turbot its too hot for all that. Besides, after my operation the sturgeon said I had to hake it easy witch is making megrim.
You're making a Rod for your own back..."
This thread just keeps reeling us in, we're hooked ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you don’t stop all your sins on this site I get the monkfish around. |
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Come on and do the conger, Choo-choo-choo. That train across the floor. You-you-you. Come on and join the conger. Do-do-do. It's conger night for sure.
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I've just been listening to the cod flounder of sole.
James brown(trout) |
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"I've just been listening to the cod flounder of sole.
James brown(trout)"
I Eel Good, Wow, I eel good. I knew that I would, now. I eel good. I knew that I would, now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is this thread still harping on? Damn your krill-ing me! |
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Roe roe roe your boat gently to the shore, merrily merrily merrily life is but a chore ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry I didn't comment earlier, had bigger fish to fry ![](/icons/s/cool.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just tuna ing in to this thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm trying to not take the bait |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's salmon not right about this thread ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
I'm shore this thread has to end soon, I just can't hake it any more. |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
What fish taste funny? Clownfish!
What fish only comes out at night? Starfish!
Why did the fish get bad grades? It was below sea level!
How do shellfish get to the hospital? A clambulance!
Fish are so easy to weigh, they have their own scales!
A fisherman is a reel man!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles! I know they only have eight, the other two were test tickles!
That's enough. |
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Felt a bit crabby but I've become quite bouyed up after trawling through this thread. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you all stop carping on about it now? |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
"Can you all stop carping on about it now? "
Haddock enough have you? |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
When this thread started, I never thought we'd fillet. |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
I've contributed, but I've had lots of kelp from others!
That's it, no more. |
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I met a girl named gill, her fantasy was for me to grouper in public, ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've haddock enough of all these carp jokes now! Can salmon finish this thread before I feel reely eel ... definitely all need a grouper hug! |
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I’ve just been trawling through this thread |
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Hi there im here to tuna your piano |
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