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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If you wanted to and you would get away with it , would you kill your neighbours and to what music background would you do it to ?
currently I'd whack both of mine and to the sound of the noveltones - left bank two. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd push a plugged in Toaster into their hot tub...I have thought about this and I am sure if I plugged it into an extension lead and catapult it over the fence they just wouldn't see it coming....
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd push a plugged in Toaster into their hot tub...I have thought about this and I am sure if I plugged it into an extension lead and catapult it over the fence they just wouldn't see it coming....
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The background song would be Human League Together in Electric Dreams |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd push a plugged in Toaster into their hot tub...
The background song would be Human League Together in Electric Dreams
Or Kylie Minogue - shocked by the power"
Might have to murder them separately so I can compare the backing tracks |
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They are such a nice couple, so it would be hard to do. Most effective way would be put poison in their wine and then have some classical harpsichord music while they drink it. But they will be missed  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd push a plugged in Toaster into their hot tub...I have thought about this and I am sure if I plugged it into an extension lead and catapult it over the fence they just wouldn't see it coming....
The background song would be Human League Together in Electric Dreams "
brilliant, just the inspiration I was looking for. I have a spare toaster if you need, unopened, no prints  |
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"If you wanted to and you would get away with it , would you kill your neighbours and to what music background would you do it to ?
currently I'd whack both of mine and to the sound of the noveltones - left bank two. "
Can ex husbands be done in too?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd push a plugged in Toaster into their hot tub...I have thought about this and I am sure if I plugged it into an extension lead and catapult it over the fence they just wouldn't see it coming....
The background song would be Human League Together in Electric Dreams
brilliant, just the inspiration I was looking for. I have a spare toaster if you need, unopened, no prints "
Want to come round and watch the sparks fly?  |
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"If you wanted to and you would get away with it , would you kill your neighbours and to what music background would you do it to ?
currently I'd whack both of mine and to the sound of the noveltones - left bank two.
Can ex husbands be done in too?? "
If only!!  |
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"I'd push a plugged in Toaster into their hot tub...I have thought about this and I am sure if I plugged it into an extension lead and catapult it over the fence they just wouldn't see it coming....
The background song would be Human League Together in Electric Dreams
brilliant, just the inspiration I was looking for. I have a spare toaster if you need, unopened, no prints "
Death in the hot tub by the toasters isn't a song then? |
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"If you wanted to and you would get away with it , would you kill your neighbours and to what music background would you do it to ?
currently I'd whack both of mine and to the sound of the noveltones - left bank two.
Can ex husbands be done in too?? "
I can see this turning into a whacking spree |
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"I'd push a plugged in Toaster into their hot tub...I have thought about this and I am sure if I plugged it into an extension lead and catapult it over the fence they just wouldn't see it coming....
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And you could pull it back leaving no evidence..... |
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"I'd push a plugged in Toaster into their hot tub...I have thought about this and I am sure if I plugged it into an extension lead and catapult it over the fence they just wouldn't see it coming....
The background song would be Human League Together in Electric Dreams
brilliant, just the inspiration I was looking for. I have a spare toaster if you need, unopened, no prints
Death in the hot tub by the toasters isn't a song then?"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd push a plugged in Toaster into their hot tub...I have thought about this and I am sure if I plugged it into an extension lead and catapult it over the fence they just wouldn't see it coming....
And you could pull it back leaving no evidence....."
Exactly. No evidence of me being in the garden either..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If you wanted to and you would get away with it , would you kill your neighbours and to what music background would you do it to ?
currently I'd whack both of mine and to the sound of the noveltones - left bank two.
Can ex husbands be done in too??
I can see this turning into a whacking spree "
good idea, lets just top everyone we want, hire a coach and the music can be playing over the stereo as the driver has an Italian job moment |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
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"If you wanted to and you would get away with it , would you kill your neighbours and to what music background would you do it to ?
currently I'd whack both of mine and to the sound of the noveltones - left bank two. "
Both my neighbors are really good and one of them I'm trying my luck with she's new but the previous one before her I wouldn't need to think about it, it'd have to be something like Hannibal lecter slice tie a rope and thrown out of the window.
Music I think something from Mozart or Beethoven just has that sudden death chilling sound |
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"If you wanted to and you would get away with it , would you kill your neighbours and to what music background would you do it to ?
currently I'd whack both of mine and to the sound of the noveltones - left bank two.
Can ex husbands be done in too??
I can see this turning into a whacking spree
good idea, lets just top everyone we want, hire a coach and the music can be playing over the stereo as the driver has an Italian job moment "
Starts writing a list* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What happens if you kill your neighbours and you get new one's that are worse?
This could end up being srial killing....
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make it a cereal killing and murder them at breakfast time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What happens if you kill your neighbours and you get new one's that are worse?
This could end up being srial killing....
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That's why you burn the house down after |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Nightmare neighbours are the worst….I had extreme noisy neighbours…I broke my wrist knocking on their door out of frustration. Thankfully they’ve moved! And my wrist has healed after lots and lots of physio haha x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My nosey OAP neighbour has what I believe is a car washing ocd. He's always out in the early morning cleaning it. So no body about, no witnesses.
I'd select the pitching wedge from my housemates golf bag and bludgeon him across the bonnet to the track. (The swing of things) by aha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nightmare neighbours are the worst….I had extreme noisy neighbours…I broke my wrist knocking on their door out of frustration. Thankfully they’ve moved! And my wrist has healed after lots and lots of physio haha x"
If it ever requires any up down exercise to keep it supple. I have had a notion... |
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