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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Less serious top 'tips' for fab users struggling to get to grips with it.
1. If a couple of cock pics haven't worked as expected, use closeups and whet their appetites with gallons of jizz. "
Always send a FAF message accompanied by the gazillion cock pics as suggested above. |
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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago
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If you get rejected or ignored, send the lady a mountain of abuse confirming why you were ignored in the first place. And ensure that your insecurities are passed on to someone else, laying the foundations for your future jail confinement and appearance on the sex offenders register. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you get rejected or ignored, send the lady a mountain of abuse confirming why you were ignored in the first place. And ensure that your insecurities are passed on to someone else, laying the foundations for your future jail confinement and appearance on the sex offenders register."
Or ask her to tell you what is wrong with you and justify why you don’t want to fuck them  |
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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago
Redhill |
"If you get rejected or ignored, send the lady a mountain of abuse confirming why you were ignored in the first place. And ensure that your insecurities are passed on to someone else, laying the foundations for your future jail confinement and appearance on the sex offenders register.
Or ask her to tell you what is wrong with you and justify why you don’t want to fuck them "
Reasonable. Because the person asking will always be objective.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you get rejected or ignored, send the lady a mountain of abuse confirming why you were ignored in the first place. And ensure that your insecurities are passed on to someone else, laying the foundations for your future jail confinement and appearance on the sex offenders register.
Or ask her to tell you what is wrong with you and justify why you don’t want to fuck them
Reasonable. Because the person asking will always be objective. "
Oh completely... definitely the kind to take honest opinions well.. |
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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago
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"If you get rejected or ignored, send the lady a mountain of abuse confirming why you were ignored in the first place. And ensure that your insecurities are passed on to someone else, laying the foundations for your future jail confinement and appearance on the sex offenders register.
Or ask her to tell you what is wrong with you and justify why you don’t want to fuck them
Reasonable. Because the person asking will always be objective.
Oh completely... definitely the kind to take honest opinions well.."
And to wish you God Speed and merriment for your onward journey  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you get rejected or ignored, send the lady a mountain of abuse confirming why you were ignored in the first place. And ensure that your insecurities are passed on to someone else, laying the foundations for your future jail confinement and appearance on the sex offenders register.
Or ask her to tell you what is wrong with you and justify why you don’t want to fuck them
Reasonable. Because the person asking will always be objective.
Oh completely... definitely the kind to take honest opinions well..
And to wish you God Speed and merriment for your onward journey "
Or suddenly decide that you have gone from being a goddess to an ugly slag..  |
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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago
Redhill |
"If you get rejected or ignored, send the lady a mountain of abuse confirming why you were ignored in the first place. And ensure that your insecurities are passed on to someone else, laying the foundations for your future jail confinement and appearance on the sex offenders register.
Or ask her to tell you what is wrong with you and justify why you don’t want to fuck them
Reasonable. Because the person asking will always be objective.
Oh completely... definitely the kind to take honest opinions well..
And to wish you God Speed and merriment for your onward journey
Or suddenly decide that you have gone from being a goddess to an ugly slag.. "
With the morals of an alley cat. Sent by someone messaging dozens of women simultaneously on a swinging site. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you get rejected or ignored, send the lady a mountain of abuse confirming why you were ignored in the first place. And ensure that your insecurities are passed on to someone else, laying the foundations for your future jail confinement and appearance on the sex offenders register.
Or ask her to tell you what is wrong with you and justify why you don’t want to fuck them
Reasonable. Because the person asking will always be objective.
Oh completely... definitely the kind to take honest opinions well..
And to wish you God Speed and merriment for your onward journey
Or suddenly decide that you have gone from being a goddess to an ugly slag..
With the morals of an alley cat. Sent by someone messaging dozens of women simultaneously on a swinging site. "
Well we are on a swinging site so it must mean we just wanna fuck anything that has a pulse right?? (Goes the logic of said guys).. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Always copy and paste the same message, that has been sent to many others."
Or send the same message numerous times to someone who has already ignored the previous messages! |
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"Always copy and paste the same message, that has been sent to many others.
Or send the same message numerous times to someone who has already ignored the previous messages!"
Make sure you don't change the name of the recipient, either.
I love seeing who else is getting that carefully crafted message  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Always copy and paste the same message, that has been sent to many others.
Or send the same message numerous times to someone who has already ignored the previous messages!
Make sure you don't change the name of the recipient, either.
I love seeing who else is getting that carefully crafted message "
I love getting messages saying how are you both, to my clearly single profile  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No need for correct grammar or fully worded sentences when the below statements will suffice..
wuu2
Or
hey bbe (I’m mean it’s really hard to add that extra letter)
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you get rejected or ignored, send the lady a mountain of abuse confirming why you were ignored in the first place. And ensure that your insecurities are passed on to someone else, laying the foundations for your future jail confinement and appearance on the sex offenders register."
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"Post “look at me” threads in the forums and be sure to be suitably needy and beggy when posting on other threads. Oh and get all uppity when someone challenges you for being a twat. "
Anytime you want to challenge MY twa...
Oh. Sorry Jimbo. I read that wrong  |
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"Always copy and paste the same message, that has been sent to many others.
Always copy and paste the same message, that has been sent to many others  "
This would work better if you sent it to lots of ladies, rather than a forum post..   |
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Always act insecure if the woman you are talking to doesn't message you back in 5 seconds. Be sure to repeatedly message her saying "have I upset you?" until she replies.
The ladies just love that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Always write passive aggressive status updates about the people you believe have treated you badly. Thinly veiled digs get everyone moist and you'll look really clever. |
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It's in the female psyche to always care about others, especially if they have something boyish about them. Let them know you want mothering, or could do with a sympathy fuck. Better still, tell them you like the well aged look and you could both give each other a sympathy fucking
Obviously when any woman is online, she's toying herself - a few more cock pics could indelibly print her need for you on her mind.
Couples are easy to get, as long as you remember the male is obviously poor in bed - it's not a high standard that you have to beat! |
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"Always write passive aggressive status updates about the people you believe have treated you badly. Thinly veiled digs get everyone moist and you'll look really clever. "
It's also an obvious giveaway that you are masculine, which is what is in demand. Never resist temptation to throw your weight around, others will admire and desire such an Alpha |
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"Always copy and paste the same message, that has been sent to many others.
Always copy and paste the same message, that has been sent to many others
This would work better if you sent it to lots of ladies, rather than a forum post.. "
Couldn't do that. They might all reply and I don't have time to be dealing with that shiz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On the topic of this thread. An open message to all the ladies:
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Hi hun how's you. I'm about later if you faf. Only fuk bare and gonna fill u up. No worries 'bout sti I think I'm clean. If yer got any girlfriends wanna play to I'm reelly big so plenty to go round lol. Missus don't know I'm on here so need to be careful but im horny af. What she don't know won't hurt her will it lol. Send me face pic so I can see yer I don't never smash no ugly birds. talk soon you know yous gagging for it.
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Mmmm, that's not too bad actually. I'm on a winner with this.
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Always let them know that you want them to be your route to trying something new, such as fucking a fatty, someone older than you parents, grandparents etc, as it helps them to feel special.
Abbreviate your messages as much as possible, so they get turned on, reading to the end quickly.
Get their social media ASAP and send porn pics etc, so they know what to expect and give you.
Have a tidy home? Mess it up a bit for your pics . It brings out their mothering instincts to take care of your needs. Arrange meets before bin day, to get them filled and out  |
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Ignore the fella on a couples account. It's not like your Fab straight and gonna shag him. Then tell the fem that your the best shes ever gonna have. And your gonna do this by ramming it up her ass dry, rip her in half and leave her begging for more. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you want some attention, make sure to let everyone know you are thinking of deleting your account so they can reassure you. 
Make sure to only send dick pics to blind girls.
Don't forget to use some extra special coconut oil when you look at hot pics because they are the best of fab and you have to make your wank worth it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On the topic of this thread. An open message to all the ladies:
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Hi hun how's you. I'm about later if you faf. Only fuk bare and gonna fill u up. No worries 'bout sti I think I'm clean. If yer got any girlfriends wanna play to I'm reelly big so plenty to go round lol. Missus don't know I'm on here so need to be careful but im horny af. What she don't know won't hurt her will it lol. Send me face pic so I can see yer I don't never smash no ugly birds. talk soon you know yous gagging for it.
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Mmmm, that's not too bad actually. I'm on a winner with this.
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Wins the thread... just await the FAF messages from the ladies. |
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Always complain about the attention that you get from gay and bi men here, even if you don't. It makes you seem more masculine, attractive and worthy of a sympathy shag.
It's also good form to wank yourself in clubs and is expected before you can take over from the wannabe men who are failing to perform. Push others out of your way, to take your rightful position. It will be understood as sexual confidence.
Text in profiles is the fantasy dream they know they can't have, so set them straight when you message them.
Remember, it's a sex site, nothing else. Thry fuck dozens a day, so won't remember they didn't have you before. Believe in your cock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Less serious top 'tips' for fab users struggling to get to grips with it.
1. If a couple of cock pics haven't worked as expected, use closeups and whet their appetites with gallons of jizz. "
Don’t forget the obligatory scenic backdrop such as a toilet seat, steering wheel, or your wife’s dressing table (even though you’re single but can’t accommodate because of building work).
Also, I can’t speak for everyone else on here, but what really gets me going is partially covered or incredibly zoomed out face pictures, especially when I keep asking for a clear one.
Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On the topic of this thread. An open message to all the ladies:
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Hi hun how's you. I'm about later if you faf. Only fuk bare and gonna fill u up. No worries 'bout sti I think I'm clean. If yer got any girlfriends wanna play to I'm reelly big so plenty to go round lol. Missus don't know I'm on here so need to be careful but im horny af. What she don't know won't hurt her will it lol. Send me face pic so I can see yer I don't never smash no ugly birds. talk soon you know yous gagging for it.
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Mmmm, that's not too bad actually. I'm on a winner with this.
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I’ll copy & paste that cheers mate, really useful |
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And remember if you have sent a carefully crafted message with recent face pics, the next course of action is to delete/hide your profile. Or at the very least, don’t log back in for a month. Winner winner chicken dinner. |
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Don’t forget the obligatory scenic backdrop such as a toilet seat, steering wheel, or your wife’s dressing table (even though you’re single but can’t accommodate because of building work).
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Hahaha this one really made me laugh. The amount of men having renovation work done that renders their entire property unusable is phenomenal. What a coincidence! |
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at the end of messages so others know you’re such a nice person and don’t need to hold a conversation because 