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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Whats the funniest sex joke you have heard... ?
Have you tried Rodeo Sex ??
Next time you are shagging a girl whisper in her ear "your brother is a better shag than you" and then see how long you can stay on...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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donkey punch.
giving it to her from behind and pull you cock out pretending to cum.then as she looks round shoot in her face 
i did wipe my cock on a curtain once,she was not best pleased.but at the time it seemed the correct thing to do officer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Man walks into a bar and orders 12 Jack Daniels, the barman lines them up and watches the guy down them all one after the other.
'You Ok mate' says the barman
'Yea, first blow job' says the guy
'Congratulations' says the barman, want another
'No' says the guy, 'if 12 doesn't get rid of the taste, another one won't help' !!!
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