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"Yes I can. I'm a maseusse so I'll give you an extra rub.
My only request is some help with the laundry and cooking today so I can do some other stuff. I'm drowning in half term now! "
If you give my calf a rub, I’ll do your washing and cooking, ‘specially if you’ve got bacon! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes I can. I'm a maseusse so I'll give you an extra rub.
My only request is some help with the laundry and cooking today so I can do some other stuff. I'm drowning in half term now! "
Can’t help with the laundry it’s my housework nemesis but I’ll happily cook in exchange for the extra rub! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pop over and rub some suncream on my back...
Tia xxx
Anyone else got any Saturday requests?
I will just climb down from this tree...next door...and use the cream I have handy  "
Didn’t notice you up there... |
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"Do I have to leave my bed to do it?
If anyone’s passing, please bring bacon. 
I could do a detour in august when heading to cousins in Manchester if you can wait that long for bacon  "
What month are we in now? |
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"Do I have to leave my bed to do it?
If anyone’s passing, please bring bacon.
I could do a detour in august when heading to cousins in Manchester if you can wait that long for bacon
What month are we in now? "
I fear you may have to get out your bed before then or you may starve  |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
"Pop over and rub some suncream on my back...
Tia xxx
Anyone else got any Saturday requests?"
Having just looked at your profile pics, I imagine you could just walk out into the street and practically any passer by would happily oblige!
My Saturday request? Will you please send me a bunch of private photos??
Have a Happy Weekend!
Gbat x |
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"Do I have to leave my bed to do it?
If anyone’s passing, please bring bacon.
I could do a detour in august when heading to cousins in Manchester if you can wait that long for bacon
What month are we in now?
I fear you may have to get out your bed before then or you may starve "
Bah, I hate logic! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone rub sun oil on the parts I can't reach.
Sun cream or aftersun x both
Would like this nice weather to stay in Manchester all the time please "
me too.cant get enough of the sun |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pop over and rub some suncream on my back...
Tia xxx
Anyone else got any Saturday requests?
Having just looked at your profile pics, I imagine you could just walk out into the street and practically any passer by would happily oblige!
My Saturday request? Will you please send me a bunch of private photos??
Have a Happy Weekend!
Gbat x"
Ha ha.. sneaky request there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pop over and rub some suncream on my back...
Tia xxx
Anyone else got any Saturday requests?
We can do more than your back if that helps. "
Well if you’re offering  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a request.
Could someone come and do the unpacking and sort my wardrobe out please. "
I love a good wardrobe sort, so satisfying.. I’m in but on a rainy day.. can’t waste this sunshine! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does anyone have cure for no taste or smell 
10 days of self isolation seem to be the normal solution
Long term last may "
An olbas oil inhalation followed by tequila... May wake up the senses
(On a serious note sorry you are suffering with that) x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could someone give me a massage? I appear to have slept funny and now it hurts. Particularly around my hip...
Would be my pleasure, would you like the scented or unscented oil "
Unscented please |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
OP, I've got a notion, you want me to spread some sun tan location all over your peeling skin, du, du, du,... du,du,der,da...
My Saturday request is for someone to join me on a social meet for a drink and chat and to flirt and tease me so that I have to wait sometime before leaving the table... Nothing lude (we'd be in a public space), just old fashioned flirting and teasing |
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By *lappyMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
"Can someone rub sun oil on the parts I can't reach.
Sun cream or aftersun x both
Would like this nice weather to stay in Manchester all the time please me too.cant get enough of the sun "
Couldn’t agree with you more Madame butterfly xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone rub sun oil on the parts I can't reach.
Sun cream or aftersun x both
Would like this nice weather to stay in Manchester all the time please me too.cant get enough of the sun
Couldn’t agree with you more Madame butterfly xx"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone have cure for no taste or smell
10 days of self isolation seem to be the normal solution
Long term last may
An olbas oil inhalation followed by tequila... May wake up the senses
(On a serious note sorry you are suffering with that) x"
Thank you have tried everything been admitted to long term covid at Broomfield hospital now plus side of not eating though lost 5.5 stone in a year minus side have to drink complan shakes now for a while bmi dangerous low but hey at least I’m lucky to be alive  |
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By *lappyMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
"Can someone rub sun oil on the parts I can't reach.
Sun cream or aftersun x both
Would like this nice weather to stay in Manchester all the time please me too.cant get enough of the sun
Couldn’t agree with you more Madame butterfly xx "
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"Could someone give me a massage? I appear to have slept funny and now it hurts. Particularly around my hip...
Would be my pleasure, would you like the scented or unscented oil
Unscented please "
Unscented oils and hot stones coming right up would you like to upgrade and make this a body to body massage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unscented oils and hot stones coming right up would you like to upgrade and make this a body to body massage "
Well when you put it like that, it is certainly a tempting offer.. |
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"Unscented oils and hot stones coming right up would you like to upgrade and make this a body to body massage
Well when you put it like that, it is certainly a tempting offer.. "
Tempting offers should always be acted upon  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does anyone have cure for no taste or smell
10 days of self isolation seem to be the normal solution
Long term last may
An olbas oil inhalation followed by tequila... May wake up the senses
(On a serious note sorry you are suffering with that) x
Thank you have tried everything been admitted to long term covid at Broomfield hospital now plus side of not eating though lost 5.5 stone in a year minus side have to drink complan shakes now for a while bmi dangerous low but hey at least I’m lucky to be alive "
Oh you poor thing.. amazing that you are still finding some positives.. fingers crossed it can be resolved soon xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've given the cook the day off today, so can someone please come and cook my steak and chips.
Thanks in advance. "
If you supply the red wine.. I’ll cook the steak |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I've given the cook the day off today, so can someone please come and cook my steak and chips.
Thanks in advance.
If you supply the red wine.. I’ll cook the steak "
Agreed.
P.s. there's enough for 2 if you'd care to join me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've given the cook the day off today, so can someone please come and cook my steak and chips.
Thanks in advance.
If you supply the red wine.. I’ll cook the steak
Agreed.
P.s. there's enough for 2 if you'd care to join me. "
If only you were closer.. already cracked the beer open |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I've given the cook the day off today, so can someone please come and cook my steak and chips.
Thanks in advance.
If you supply the red wine.. I’ll cook the steak
Agreed.
P.s. there's enough for 2 if you'd care to join me.
If only you were closer.. already cracked the beer open "
Another time then, maybe? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've given the cook the day off today, so can someone please come and cook my steak and chips.
Thanks in advance.
If you supply the red wine.. I’ll cook the steak
Agreed.
P.s. there's enough for 2 if you'd care to join me.
If only you were closer.. already cracked the beer open
Another time then, maybe? "
I’ll check the diary |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I've given the cook the day off today, so can someone please come and cook my steak and chips.
Thanks in advance.
If you supply the red wine.. I’ll cook the steak
Agreed.
P.s. there's enough for 2 if you'd care to join me.
If only you were closer.. already cracked the beer open
Another time then, maybe?
I’ll check the diary "
I'd check mine but I'd have to get a life first.  |
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