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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Let's here your shit jokes

I'll start

Just been on the phone to my mate whose doing music at uni. Said he failed his exam in Australian music.

I said didja redo it?

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By *olvesfunguyMan over a year ago

WOLVERHAMPTON

Man goes in a pub.

Funny place to have mangos.

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I saw a busker playing Dancing Queen on the digereedo

I thought that’s abbariginal

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A masked robber ran into the bank and yelled at the Teller "Stick 'em up!" So she cellotaped his bollocks to the ceiling.

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By *entlemenpipMan over a year ago

not far

3 blondes walk into a bar

You think one of them would of seen it

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood donation center.

The rabbit says "I think I might be a type-O"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Constipation is the thief of time,

But diarrhoea waits for no man.

You did say s**t jokes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood donation center.

The rabbit says "I think I might be a type-O" "

Nicking that one ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a two legged cow

Lean beef

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a unimportant elephant?

A irrelephant

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

Shit jokes or shit jokes?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"3 blondes walk into a bar

You think one of them would of seen it "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm no good at telling jokes. Always punch up the fuck line.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?.

To show his mates he had guts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a Mexican that lost his car ?

Carlos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why did the hedgehog cross the road?.

To show his mates he had guts.

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sick but it did make me chuckle

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris & Stuart Hall walk into a pub in Ireland.

Barman says “not yew tree again”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why are tall people lazier than short people

…because they lie in bed longer

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Why did the hedgehog cross the road?.

To show his mates he had guts.

sick but it did make me chuckle "

I have that effect on women.

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By *ge_load_ladMan over a year ago

NW & Mids

Whats the difference between a buffalo and a bison?......

You cant wash your hands in a buffalo

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By *aggy dollsCouple over a year ago

Bradford

My boss told me to have a nice day... so I fucked off home.

Mr H.

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