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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Wow! It rolls around fast doesn’t it?!
Time to unburden yourself of all of those vexations, irritations and annoyances that make life so much harder.
Bring me your rants and I will listen with a judgemental ear |
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"I have one !!
I was uncomfortably hot last night and didn't sleep well .
A rather mild rant I grant you but there it is  "
Agreed.
I'm normally really hot in bed, but that was too much.
Had my Windows open, fan on and laying naked on top of my covers, yet still too hot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I also have one.....
I stupidly went to bed last night with the windows wide open and ignored the Mosquito over the other side of the room.
So far I have counted 8 bites on my arms and legs.
They are so bloody sore and itchy my day today is going to be hell trying not to scratch them.
I am not happy .....did one Mosquito do all this? Ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I also have one.....
I stupidly went to bed last night with the windows wide open and ignored the Mosquito over the other side of the room.
So far I have counted 8 bites on my arms and legs.
They are so bloody sore and itchy my day today is going to be hell trying not to scratch them.
I am not happy .....did one Mosquito do all this? Ffs"
Aloe Vera gel works wonders for bites.  |
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Stupid fucking government payroll departments that don't speak to each other when transferring between them so then I have to ring stupid fucking hmrc to sort out an issue that Barbara could have easily told Joan!  |
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"I also have one.....
I stupidly went to bed last night with the windows wide open and ignored the Mosquito over the other side of the room.
So far I have counted 8 bites on my arms and legs.
They are so bloody sore and itchy my day today is going to be hell trying not to scratch them.
I am not happy .....did one Mosquito do all this? Ffs"
I once had 28 bits on one leg after leaving a window open in the Austrian mountains  |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I have one !!
I was uncomfortably hot last night and didn't sleep well .
A rather mild rant I grant you but there it is "
I’m going to approve this, just because I’m not made of stone and lack of sleep isn’t fun |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Breakfast is so overrated. I haven't eaten in 12 hours & not nearly satisfied with a small bacon butty!!!"
Denied.
When a person is turning their nose up at bacon, there’s something seriously wrong |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I also have one.....
I stupidly went to bed last night with the windows wide open and ignored the Mosquito over the other side of the room.
So far I have counted 8 bites on my arms and legs.
They are so bloody sore and itchy my day today is going to be hell trying not to scratch them.
I am not happy .....did one Mosquito do all this? Ffs"
You must be tasty!
Allowed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Breakfast is so overrated. I haven't eaten in 12 hours & not nearly satisfied with a small bacon butty!!!
Denied.
When a person is turning their nose up at bacon, there’s something seriously wrong"
I didn't turn my nose up at it, it wasn't enough. I've big tits that need filling up. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Stupid fucking government payroll departments that don't speak to each other when transferring between them so then I have to ring stupid fucking hmrc to sort out an issue that Barbara could have easily told Joan! "
Allowed.
Bureaucracy is designed to justify its own labyrinthine avenues. It’s ridiculous |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
My back is really sore 
In the process of moving and my furniture is ridiculously heavy! I think it would actually survive even if the house crumbling around it!!
I also clearly have too much stuff   |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Laptop running slow and of course it happens when I'm busy as fuck  "
Allowed.
It’s because it knows you’re waiting for it. If you say loudly how bored you are and how little you’ve got on, it will soon speed up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I also have one.....
I stupidly went to bed last night with the windows wide open and ignored the Mosquito over the other side of the room.
So far I have counted 8 bites on my arms and legs.
They are so bloody sore and itchy my day today is going to be hell trying not to scratch them.
I am not happy .....did one Mosquito do all this? Ffs
Aloe Vera gel works wonders for bites. "
Thank you  |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I also have one.....
I stupidly went to bed last night with the windows wide open and ignored the Mosquito over the other side of the room.
So far I have counted 8 bites on my arms and legs.
They are so bloody sore and itchy my day today is going to be hell trying not to scratch them.
I am not happy .....did one Mosquito do all this? Ffs
I once had 28 bits on one leg after leaving a window open in the Austrian mountains "
Is that like a Sega Megadrive?
Do mountains have windows in them?
So many questions |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"I also have one.....
I stupidly went to bed last night with the windows wide open and ignored the Mosquito over the other side of the room.
So far I have counted 8 bites on my arms and legs.
They are so bloody sore and itchy my day today is going to be hell trying not to scratch them.
I am not happy .....did one Mosquito do all this? Ffs"
I lived in Malta when I was younger and I always remember a friend coming into school looking like she had chicken pox because of mosquitos
Luckily I'm not as tasty  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine is almost a moan but I think it counts. I can't find the right music! It's infuriating when your soul needs soothing but you can't find the melody or words to soothe it! It kind of puts everything in your day out of kilter. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Breakfast is so overrated. I haven't eaten in 12 hours & not nearly satisfied with a small bacon butty!!!
Denied.
When a person is turning their nose up at bacon, there’s something seriously wrong
I didn't turn my nose up at it, it wasn't enough. I've big tits that need filling up. "
I’m concerned about where your food is going |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I also have one.....
I stupidly went to bed last night with the windows wide open and ignored the Mosquito over the other side of the room.
So far I have counted 8 bites on my arms and legs.
They are so bloody sore and itchy my day today is going to be hell trying not to scratch them.
I am not happy .....did one Mosquito do all this? Ffs
I once had 28 bits on one leg after leaving a window open in the Austrian mountains "
Oh god that's awful, I have many more but can't count them as there within my tattoos but I can feel them there  |
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"I also have one.....
I stupidly went to bed last night with the windows wide open and ignored the Mosquito over the other side of the room.
So far I have counted 8 bites on my arms and legs.
They are so bloody sore and itchy my day today is going to be hell trying not to scratch them.
I am not happy .....did one Mosquito do all this? Ffs
I once had 28 bits on one leg after leaving a window open in the Austrian mountains
Oh god that's awful, I have many more but can't count them as there within my tattoos but I can feel them there "
To be fair , can you blame the Mozzie  |
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I find fabs uneventful and tedious. My fab partner is the one who runs the profile and adds our pics etc. I can't be asked to do it after so many people flaked on us or turned out to be just talk (after saying how much they were in us, setting up groupchats etc to then not talk at all?) and no action or look and act completely different then they do in real life. I prefer going to clubs or parties and just chat and play with real people there and not people playing games or just using others content as a wank bank. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"My back is really sore
In the process of moving and my furniture is ridiculously heavy! I think it would actually survive even if the house crumbling around it!!
I also clearly have too much stuff "
Allowed.
Use this as an excuse to get lots of attractive men around to help |
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"I find fabs uneventful and tedious. My fab partner is the one who runs the profile and adds our pics etc. I can't be asked to do it after so many people flaked on us or turned out to be just talk (after saying how much they were in us, setting up groupchats etc to then not talk at all?) and no action or look and act completely different then they do in real life. I prefer going to clubs or parties and just chat and play with real people there and not people playing games or just using others content as a wank bank."
#pandemic |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Mine is almost a moan but I think it counts. I can't find the right music! It's infuriating when your soul needs soothing but you can't find the melody or words to soothe it! It kind of puts everything in your day out of kilter. "
Denied
That’s what Spotify is for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I also have one.....
I stupidly went to bed last night with the windows wide open and ignored the Mosquito over the other side of the room.
So far I have counted 8 bites on my arms and legs.
They are so bloody sore and itchy my day today is going to be hell trying not to scratch them.
I am not happy .....did one Mosquito do all this? Ffs
I once had 28 bits on one leg after leaving a window open in the Austrian mountains
Oh god that's awful, I have many more but can't count them as there within my tattoos but I can feel them there
To be fair , can you blame the Mozzie "
Pipe down Mcnugget |
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Is it bad I want to say people again this week? Though that would probably become a weekly occurance. Peopling is tiring me out bleurgh.
Other than that I've managed to burn one leg but not the other. And I look ridiculous grr |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I find fabs uneventful and tedious. My fab partner is the one who runs the profile and adds our pics etc. I can't be asked to do it after so many people flaked on us or turned out to be just talk (after saying how much they were in us, setting up groupchats etc to then not talk at all?) and no action or look and act completely different then they do in real life. I prefer going to clubs or parties and just chat and play with real people there and not people playing games or just using others content as a wank bank."
Allowed. Fab isn’t for everyone and it works best in conjunction with other activities. It’s not essential to be here |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Is it bad I want to say people again this week? Though that would probably become a weekly occurance. Peopling is tiring me out bleurgh.
Other than that I've managed to burn one leg but not the other. And I look ridiculous grr"
I didn’t get your first bit.
I’ll allow the second though. You need to go out with one leg covered over and try to even it out |
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"Is it bad I want to say people again this week? Though that would probably become a weekly occurance. Peopling is tiring me out bleurgh.
Other than that I've managed to burn one leg but not the other. And I look ridiculous grr
I didn’t get your first bit.
I’ll allow the second though. You need to go out with one leg covered over and try to even it out"
Brain malfunctioning, I said people last week and it's not changed this week.
Erm I've worn a dress, it's that badly burnt I can't put trousers on |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
" Mrs4 walked in to a glass door at work yesterday and so i had to make and then cook dinner !! and she moaned a lot about being in pain when both my legs fell off me dad just sewed them back on and sent me down the pit again ...youngsters today ?? "
Denied.
Cooking dinner isn’t a hardship |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Is it bad I want to say people again this week? Though that would probably become a weekly occurance. Peopling is tiring me out bleurgh.
Other than that I've managed to burn one leg but not the other. And I look ridiculous grr
I didn’t get your first bit.
I’ll allow the second though. You need to go out with one leg covered over and try to even it out
Brain malfunctioning, I said people last week and it's not changed this week.
Erm I've worn a dress, it's that badly burnt I can't put trousers on "
Do you mean that you don’t want to people?
Allowed.
People are pains |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Who bloody gets coffee in the sugar. I don’t even take sugar in my tea but grrrrrrrrrrrrr 
Denied.
If you don’t need it, why moan?
Because I care for my fellow man "
Still denied, you’re having a moan about something for the sake of moaning |
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"Is it bad I want to say people again this week? Though that would probably become a weekly occurance. Peopling is tiring me out bleurgh.
Other than that I've managed to burn one leg but not the other. And I look ridiculous grr
I didn’t get your first bit.
I’ll allow the second though. You need to go out with one leg covered over and try to even it out
Brain malfunctioning, I said people last week and it's not changed this week.
Erm I've worn a dress, it's that badly burnt I can't put trousers on
Do you mean that you don’t want to people?
Allowed.
People are pains"
Lol yes I'm going to have a cuppa. Can I also add I'm doing my own head in too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My legs are aching like a bugger today and not from too much sex unfortunately but I now have to take two very unenthusiastic children, school shoe shopping even though there's only 6 weeks left until the summer holidays |
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By *an4funMan
over a year ago
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"Why do the slowest walkers take up the most space on the footpath and meander from left to right so that your never quite sure which side to pass on ? "
Similarly, when you have a group walking shoulder to shoulder taking up the entire width of the path |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"People who make promises they never deliver on
Ordered new Windows 6 weeks ago - "it will about 3 weeks ok" they said ..... still waiting
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr"
Denied.
Everyone is struggling at the moment so things are taking longer. Although not keeping promises is rant worthy |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"My legs are aching like a bugger today and not from too much sex unfortunately but I now have to take two very unenthusiastic children, school shoe shopping even though there's only 6 weeks left until the summer holidays "
Allowed.
The little ‘dears’ do insist on growing, no matter how much we ask them not to.
Have you thought about wrapping their feet in duct tape for the last few weeks? |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Why do the slowest walkers take up the most space on the footpath and meander from left to right so that your never quite sure which side to pass on ?
Similarly, when you have a group walking shoulder to shoulder taking up the entire width of the path"
Allowed.
People who expect you to step into the road for their conversation are awful human beings |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I sent my spawn to the shop to get me a mixed orange and blue slushy. He came back with a red one..
The red in this instance is strawberry and not cherry. Yuk "
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Your crotch goblin did something nice for you |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"90 minutes on an online fire training course! 90 fucking minutes.
Just tell me which door to get out of and end! "
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Online training courses are the worst.
Fire training is important though |
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Been in job I hate (company ethics rather than the job). Stayed for the money and friends I'd made there for too long. Told them to poke it yesterday. Today is a scary world of being unemployed and no idea of direction yet but it feels sunnier and brighter somehow. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Been in job I hate (company ethics rather than the job). Stayed for the money and friends I'd made there for too long. Told them to poke it yesterday. Today is a scary world of being unemployed and no idea of direction yet but it feels sunnier and brighter somehow."
That doesn’t sound like a rant, that sounds like good thing.
Denied, just because it’s not a rant.
Well done though |
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"I sent my spawn to the shop to get me a mixed orange and blue slushy. He came back with a red one..
The red in this instance is strawberry and not cherry. Yuk
Denied.
Your crotch goblin did something nice for you"
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Purple just people today, three patients in a row moaning over absolutely nothing, it's hot I'm stood outside in it all day I don't need your shitty moaning grrr"
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Just on the basis of people. |
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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago
The South |
"Wow! It rolls around fast doesn’t it?!
Time to unburden yourself of all of those vexations, irritations and annoyances that make life so much harder.
Bring me your rants and I will listen with a judgemental ear "
I'm going to rant that I've only just seen the Thursday Rant Day thread.
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