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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Unfortunately my brain doesn’t want to play ball today, I’ve tried poking it with a stick, stimulating it with auditory and visual stimulus and tried having a quiet chat.

Alas it would appear that my brain doesn’t want to play, so I’ve nothing interesting or creative to post at the moment.

Instead, fill this thread with your musings, thoughts and abstract ideas, hopefully I can shame my neurones into firing at some point

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town

In silence there is eloquence... I think

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in the same canoe. In the fab doldrums and am halfheartedly participating in the forums waiting for a delivery of mojo. I suspect it was left with a neighbour or left at a post office for me to collect later in the week.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"In silence there is eloquence... I think "

All I can hear is a high pitched whine...

I think it’s my brain moaning

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I'm in the same canoe. In the fab doldrums and am halfheartedly participating in the forums waiting for a delivery of mojo. I suspect it was left with a neighbour or left at a post office for me to collect later in the week."

I had a text message about a parcel awaiting a payment, maybe that’s what it is!

If I get mine delivered I’ll share it with you

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"In silence there is eloquence... I think

All I can hear is a high pitched whine...

I think it’s my brain moaning "

Or possibly the woman who does the postcode lottery advert

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

Do you want me to send you more brick pics

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in the same canoe. In the fab doldrums and am halfheartedly participating in the forums waiting for a delivery of mojo. I suspect it was left with a neighbour or left at a post office for me to collect later in the week.

I had a text message about a parcel awaiting a payment, maybe that’s what it is!

If I get mine delivered I’ll share it with you"

I'll check that the delivery driver didn't throw the package under my car "in a safe place" and if it's there, you'll get half of mine.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Do you want me to send you more brick pics "

My brain is already packing up it’s belongings as I’m writing...

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"In silence there is eloquence... I think

All I can hear is a high pitched whine...

I think it’s my brain moaning

Or possibly the woman who does the postcode lottery advert "

Or the latest release from Jess Glynn

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Do you want me to send you more brick pics

My brain is already packing up it’s belongings as I’m writing..."

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I'm in the same canoe. In the fab doldrums and am halfheartedly participating in the forums waiting for a delivery of mojo. I suspect it was left with a neighbour or left at a post office for me to collect later in the week.

I had a text message about a parcel awaiting a payment, maybe that’s what it is!

If I get mine delivered I’ll share it with you

I'll check that the delivery driver didn't throw the package under my car "in a safe place" and if it's there, you'll get half of mine."

Try the brown bin as well

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"In silence there is eloquence... I think

All I can hear is a high pitched whine...

I think it’s my brain moaning

Or possibly the woman who does the postcode lottery advert

Or the latest release from Jess Glynn"

Tui have a lot to answer for

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town

Confucious once said.. "I have no wisdom left to impart.. Shall I tell you what I have planned for tea.?"

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Confucious once said.. "I have no wisdom left to impart.. Shall I tell you what I have planned for tea.?" "

Confucius once said; “Fuck off my lawn, I’m trying to have my dinner”

Wise words

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have you thought about a car battery and a pair of jump leads across the ears OP?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Have you thought about a car battery and a pair of jump leads across the ears OP? "

I’m trying to kick start it, not liquify it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you thought about a car battery and a pair of jump leads across the ears OP? "

I’m afraid the current flow would be too low to be felt, however, clipping the jump leads onto your ears would hurt a lot

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

If a branch falls off a tree in a forest and there's no one within miles, does it make a noise?

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"If a branch falls off a tree in a forest and there's no one within miles, does it make a noise?"

Noise is a hallucination made in our brains, so no

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By *lym4realCouple  over a year ago

plymouth

Had a nice text off HSBC Bank informing me of ...quite handy if i ever open a bank account with them as i have saved the number and need to launder some money ?? apart from that ..dancing to Bowie in me pants

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales


"If a branch falls off a tree in a forest and there's no one within miles, does it make a noise?"

Yes, it says “ouch”

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Unfortunately my brain doesn’t want to play ball today, I’ve tried poking it with a stick, stimulating it with auditory and visual stimulus and tried having a quiet chat.

Alas it would appear that my brain doesn’t want to play, so I’ve nothing interesting or creative to post at the moment.

Instead, fill this thread with your musings, thoughts and abstract ideas, hopefully I can shame my neurones into firing at some point"

B O O B S !!!

( * )__ ( * )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Amphetamine?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

???? ?????? ???

Shizukasa ya iwa ni shimiiru semi no koe

deep silence

the shrill of cicadas

seeps into rocks

—Matsuo Basho

(1644–94)

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"If a branch falls off a tree in a forest and there's no one within miles, does it make a noise?

Yes, it says “ouch” "

Tree beard, is that you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wanted to burst back to the forum with gusto but alas, it's lacking in me to and it's more of a damp squid entrance.

Yeah I'm here (I AM actually happy to be back) but I just can't muster the words.

I might try tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wanted to burst back to the forum with gusto but alas, it's lacking in me to and it's more of a damp squid entrance.

Yeah I'm here (I AM actually happy to be back) but I just can't muster the words.

I might try tomorrow "

It’ll be a new day tomorrow. Return refreshed, rejuvenated.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If a branch falls off a tree in a forest and there's no one within miles, does it make a noise?

Noise is a hallucination made in our brains, so no"

The colours you see are unique to you as the photons of light enter your eyes only and can't be seen by anyone else.

Incidentally, and I'm only speculating as I can't be bothered to research it, but fot all we know, we could all see colours completely differently and it is only because we use the same name for colours we see, we know that grass is green.

What I see as purple and call purple could be orange to you, but you know that colour that you see as orange has the name purple so will agree even though out brains may interpret the colours differently.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"If a branch falls off a tree in a forest and there's no one within miles, does it make a noise?

Noise is a hallucination made in our brains, so no

The colours you see are unique to you as the photons of light enter your eyes only and can't be seen by anyone else.

Incidentally, and I'm only speculating as I can't be bothered to research it, but fot all we know, we could all see colours completely differently and it is only because we use the same name for colours we see, we know that grass is green.

What I see as purple and call purple could be orange to you, but you know that colour that you see as orange has the name purple so will agree even though out brains may interpret the colours differently.

"

I think it’s a symptom of my brain fog but that made absolute sense

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If a branch falls off a tree in a forest and there's no one within miles, does it make a noise?

Noise is a hallucination made in our brains, so no

The colours you see are unique to you as the photons of light enter your eyes only and can't be seen by anyone else.

Incidentally, and I'm only speculating as I can't be bothered to research it, but fot all we know, we could all see colours completely differently and it is only because we use the same name for colours we see, we know that grass is green.

What I see as purple and call purple could be orange to you, but you know that colour that you see as orange has the name purple so will agree even though out brains may interpret the colours differently.

I think it’s a symptom of my brain fog but that made absolute sense"

I had to rewrite it 3 times.

And no, the mojo wasn't in the brown bin. I'll write to my MP about it.

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"If a branch falls off a tree in a forest and there's no one within miles, does it make a noise?

Noise is a hallucination made in our brains, so no

The colours you see are unique to you as the photons of light enter your eyes only and can't be seen by anyone else.

Incidentally, and I'm only speculating as I can't be bothered to research it, but fot all we know, we could all see colours completely differently and it is only because we use the same name for colours we see, we know that grass is green.

What I see as purple and call purple could be orange to you, but you know that colour that you see as orange has the name purple so will agree even though out brains may interpret the colours differently.

"

Tom Jones that famous Welsh scientist and some time singer... First discovered that grass was green in 1967. He shared his discovery in song. Which was peer reviewed by the NME and Melody Maker.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"If a branch falls off a tree in a forest and there's no one within miles, does it make a noise?

Noise is a hallucination made in our brains, so no

The colours you see are unique to you as the photons of light enter your eyes only and can't be seen by anyone else.

Incidentally, and I'm only speculating as I can't be bothered to research it, but fot all we know, we could all see colours completely differently and it is only because we use the same name for colours we see, we know that grass is green.

What I see as purple and call purple could be orange to you, but you know that colour that you see as orange has the name purple so will agree even though out brains may interpret the colours differently.

I think it’s a symptom of my brain fog but that made absolute sense I had to rewrite it 3 times.

And no, the mojo wasn't in the brown bin. I'll write to my MP about it."

I’d check next doors bush as well.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If a branch falls off a tree in a forest and there's no one within miles, does it make a noise?

Noise is a hallucination made in our brains, so no

The colours you see are unique to you as the photons of light enter your eyes only and can't be seen by anyone else.

Incidentally, and I'm only speculating as I can't be bothered to research it, but fot all we know, we could all see colours completely differently and it is only because we use the same name for colours we see, we know that grass is green.

What I see as purple and call purple could be orange to you, but you know that colour that you see as orange has the name purple so will agree even though out brains may interpret the colours differently.

I think it’s a symptom of my brain fog but that made absolute sense I had to rewrite it 3 times.

And no, the mojo wasn't in the brown bin. I'll write to my MP about it.

I’d check next doors bush as well. "

That may kick start my mojo, she's a rather attractive farmers wife

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ready to try liquification yet?

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