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Strange thing happened ...........carry it on :-)
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I woke up this morning, that wasn’t the strange thing, that’s pretty standard to be honest, anyway I digress, I woke up this morning and found a sexy lady at my bedside with a bacon butty and a cup of tea for me. Anyway I took one bite and ......................
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"I woke up this morning, that wasn’t the strange thing, that’s pretty standard to be honest, anyway I digress, I woke up this morning and found a sexy lady at my bedside with a bacon butty and a cup of tea for me. Anyway I took one bite and ......................
What happened next "
complained there was no sauce? |
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"I woke up this morning, that wasn’t the strange thing, that’s pretty standard to be honest, anyway I digress, I woke up this morning and found a sexy lady at my bedside with a bacon butty and a cup of tea for me. Anyway I took one bite and ......................
What happened next complained there was no sauce?"
Who could imagine her reaction to a small comment that there was no sauce, she took out, and I’ve no idea where she’d hidden it, she took out a 12 inch dildo and.....................
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"Chucked her out 
Of bed and told her to get the ketchup, five mins later she came back with her twin.."
Who was layered with more bacon rashers and a cumberland strategically placed as a penis |
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"I woke up this morning, that wasn’t the strange thing, that’s pretty standard to be honest, anyway I digress, I woke up this morning and found a sexy lady at my bedside with a bacon butty and a cup of tea for me. Anyway I took one bite and ......................
What happened next complained there was no sauce?
Who could imagine her reaction to a small comment that there was no sauce, she took out, and I’ve no idea where she’d hidden it, she took out a 12 inch dildo and.....................
Carry it on folks. "
Stuck it in the bacon sandwich and said add your own sauce |
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"Chucked her out
Of bed and told her to get the ketchup, five mins later she came back with her twin..
Who was layered with more bacon rashers and a cumberland strategically placed as a penis "
I had to have a sausage sandwich with tomato ketchup |
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