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over a year ago
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So I was laid outside for a while in my thong bikini and I have burned my bottom. Nowhere else, just my bottom. How did that even happen? Did someone sneak up behind me and spray lotion on the rest of me, leaving my arse untouched??
Anyone else been blessed with a bizarre burn this week?
Or just me? I look like a baboon  |
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"So I was laid outside for a while in my thong bikini and I have burned my bottom. Nowhere else, just my bottom. How did that even happen? Did someone sneak up behind me and spray lotion on the rest of me, leaving my arse untouched??
Anyone else been blessed with a bizarre burn this week?
Or just me? I look like a baboon "
I think proof is required... |
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Sins the bottom dosent see much sun it hasn’t built up immunity like the rest off the body to the sun witch means it burns easier than the rest off the body |
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"So I was laid outside for a while in my thong bikini and I have burned my bottom. Nowhere else, just my bottom. How did that even happen? Did someone sneak up behind me and spray lotion on the rest of me, leaving my arse untouched??
Anyone else been blessed with a bizarre burn this week?
Or just me? I look like a baboon "
To be frank if I snuck up behind you rest assured the ass would be touched  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sins the bottom dosent see much sun it hasn’t built up immunity like the rest off the body to the sun witch means it burns easier than the rest off the body "
So you're saying I should get my bum out more... Interesting  |
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"Sins the bottom dosent see much sun it hasn’t built up immunity like the rest off the body to the sun witch means it burns easier than the rest off the body
So you're saying I should get my bum out more... Interesting "
It’s science you have to  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sins the bottom dosent see much sun it hasn’t built up immunity like the rest off the body to the sun witch means it burns easier than the rest off the body
So you're saying I should get my bum out more... Interesting "
Yes lol it’s the only way to build up immunity to the sun  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I look like one of those drumstick squashie sweets!
Maybe without realising you were sticking your ass up in the air  "
Haha I just can't stop myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're not having much luck with your bottom lately!
Ha ha ha 
Hahaha no that's very true. My poor arse has had a tough few days "
Treat it to some Aloe gel and it will be fine in a day! Ha ha ha |
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"So I was laid outside for a while in my thong bikini and I have burned my bottom. Nowhere else, just my bottom. How did that even happen? Did someone sneak up behind me and spray lotion on the rest of me, leaving my arse untouched??
Anyone else been blessed with a bizarre burn this week?
Or just me? I look like a baboon
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Aren't baboons bums that colour to indicate sexual receptiveness?
Drives the males wild.
You should test yours down the pub... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So I was laid outside for a while in my thong bikini and I have burned my bottom. Nowhere else, just my bottom. How did that even happen? Did someone sneak up behind me and spray lotion on the rest of me, leaving my arse untouched??
Anyone else been blessed with a bizarre burn this week?
Or just me? I look like a baboon
Aren't baboons bums that colour to indicate sexual receptiveness?
Drives the males wild.
You should test yours down the pub... "
Ok, I just need to find some chaps to wear... What can possibly go wrong with this idea? Lol |
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"So I was laid outside for a while in my thong bikini and I have burned my bottom. Nowhere else, just my bottom. How did that even happen? Did someone sneak up behind me and spray lotion on the rest of me, leaving my arse untouched??
Anyone else been blessed with a bizarre burn this week?
Or just me? I look like a baboon
Aren't baboons bums that colour to indicate sexual receptiveness?
Drives the males wild.
You should test yours down the pub...
Ok, I just need to find some chaps to wear... What can possibly go wrong with this idea? Lol"
I’ll be a chap you can wear |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I was laid outside for a while in my thong bikini and I have burned my bottom. Nowhere else, just my bottom. How did that even happen? Did someone sneak up behind me and spray lotion on the rest of me, leaving my arse untouched??
Anyone else been blessed with a bizarre burn this week?
Or just me? I look like a baboon "
Should have practice more spanking then no surprise to see red cheeks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I was laid outside for a while in my thong bikini and I have burned my bottom. Nowhere else, just my bottom. How did that even happen? Did someone sneak up behind me and spray lotion on the rest of me, leaving my arse untouched??
Anyone else been blessed with a bizarre burn this week?
Or just me? I look like a baboon "
It’s just blushing it’ll be ok x |
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"So I was laid outside for a while in my thong bikini and I have burned my bottom. Nowhere else, just my bottom. How did that even happen? Did someone sneak up behind me and spray lotion on the rest of me, leaving my arse untouched??
Anyone else been blessed with a bizarre burn this week?
Or just me? I look like a baboon "
Would you like some form of embrocation rubbed in? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Isn't it because the shape of your body means you bum is a bit closer to the sun than the rest of you?
Please don't lynch me. "
Lol I won't lynch you. But no, the difference a few inches makes in proximity to the sun isn't the reason. I imagine it's more to do with my bum skin being less used to the sun. Apparently I need to walk around in a thong more often, who knew? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Isn't it because the shape of your body means you bum is a bit closer to the sun than the rest of you?
Please don't lynch me.
Lol I won't lynch you. But no, the difference a few inches makes in proximity to the sun isn't the reason. I imagine it's more to do with my bum skin being less used to the sun. Apparently I need to walk around in a thong more often, who knew?"
I’ve got burnt skin on one side much more than the other, so I’m currently two tone |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Isn't it because the shape of your body means you bum is a bit closer to the sun than the rest of you?
Please don't lynch me.
Lol I won't lynch you. But no, the difference a few inches makes in proximity to the sun isn't the reason. I imagine it's more to do with my bum skin being less used to the sun. Apparently I need to walk around in a thong more often, who knew?"
Surely that goes without saying  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Isn't it because the shape of your body means you bum is a bit closer to the sun than the rest of you?
Please don't lynch me.
Lol I won't lynch you. But no, the difference a few inches makes in proximity to the sun isn't the reason. I imagine it's more to do with my bum skin being less used to the sun. Apparently I need to walk around in a thong more often, who knew?"
Aha! So a few inches DOESN'T make any difference |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Isn't it because the shape of your body means you bum is a bit closer to the sun than the rest of you?
Please don't lynch me.
Lol I won't lynch you. But no, the difference a few inches makes in proximity to the sun isn't the reason. I imagine it's more to do with my bum skin being less used to the sun. Apparently I need to walk around in a thong more often, who knew?
Aha! So a few inches DOESN'T make any difference "
Not to sunburn, no lol |
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"Isn't it because the shape of your body means you bum is a bit closer to the sun than the rest of you?
Please don't lynch me.
Lol I won't lynch you. But no, the difference a few inches makes in proximity to the sun isn't the reason. I imagine it's more to do with my bum skin being less used to the sun. Apparently I need to walk around in a thong more often, who knew?"
I could have told you that, but not for the reasons you're talking about here. |
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"Do you have a naturally oily bum
Um,no... does anyone?? "
Please don't take this the wrong way but according to science areas of the body that have more fat are more susceptible to burning quicker.
Adam..ps excuse my joke about the crack of dawn, I forget that as a sadist in bdsm circles I'm not supposed to be funny.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do you have a naturally oily bum
Um,no... does anyone??
Please don't take this the wrong way but according to science areas of the body that have more fat are more susceptible to burning quicker.
Adam..ps excuse my joke about the crack of dawn, I forget that as a sadist in bdsm circles I'm not supposed to be funny.."
Well I guess I have a fat arse then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Not sure if you used sunscreen in the first place OP, but if you didn't then it's curvature (you must have a nicely rounded bottom that the sun hits just right). If you used sunscreen, my money's on friction - it rubbed off. Where you gyrating much while lying on your towel?  |
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"Not sure if you used sunscreen in the first place OP, but if you didn't then it's curvature (you must have a nicely rounded bottom that the sun hits just right). If you used sunscreen, my money's on friction - it rubbed off. Where you gyrating much while lying on your towel? "
Foolishly I used no cream  |
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I feel your pain Kitty. I did the same as a teenager. I did put sunscreen on but my bikini bottoms moved and exposed areas I didn't get cream on.
Sitting down was decidedly uncomfortable for a couple of days. |
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"So I was laid outside for a while in my thong bikini and I have burned my bottom. Nowhere else, just my bottom. How did that even happen? Did someone sneak up behind me and spray lotion on the rest of me, leaving my arse untouched??
Anyone else been blessed with a bizarre burn this week?
Or just me? I look like a baboon "
Damn kitty, if only I could rub some aftersun on you |
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"So I was laid outside for a while in my thong bikini and I have burned my bottom. Nowhere else, just my bottom. How did that even happen? Did someone sneak up behind me and spray lotion on the rest of me, leaving my arse untouched??
It's a vaccine side effect, I had similar
Anyone else been blessed with a bizarre burn this week?
Or just me? I look like a baboon "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So I was laid outside for a while in my thong bikini and I have burned my bottom. Nowhere else, just my bottom. How did that even happen? Did someone sneak up behind me and spray lotion on the rest of me, leaving my arse untouched??
It's a vaccine side effect, I had similar
Anyone else been blessed with a bizarre burn this week?
Or just me? I look like a baboon "
I haven't been vaccinated yet though! |
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"So I was laid outside for a while in my thong bikini and I have burned my bottom. Nowhere else, just my bottom. How did that even happen? Did someone sneak up behind me and spray lotion on the rest of me, leaving my arse untouched??
It's a vaccine side effect, I had similar
Anyone else been blessed with a bizarre burn this week?
Or just me? I look like a baboon
I haven't been vaccinated yet though!"
Yeah it's called a pre side effect |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So I was laid outside for a while in my thong bikini and I have burned my bottom. Nowhere else, just my bottom. How did that even happen? Did someone sneak up behind me and spray lotion on the rest of me, leaving my arse untouched??
It's a vaccine side effect, I had similar
Anyone else been blessed with a bizarre burn this week?
Or just me? I look like a baboon
I haven't been vaccinated yet though!
Yeah it's called a pre side effect"
Lol this is some kind of vodoo science |
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"So I was laid outside for a while in my thong bikini and I have burned my bottom. Nowhere else, just my bottom. How did that even happen? Did someone sneak up behind me and spray lotion on the rest of me, leaving my arse untouched??
It's a vaccine side effect, I had similar
Anyone else been blessed with a bizarre burn this week?
Or just me? I look like a baboon
I haven't been vaccinated yet though!
Yeah it's called a pre side effect
Lol this is some kind of vodoo science "
There's no such thing as vodoo science, vodoo on the other hand....
Now please put those pins down, oh no not there please |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You're not having much luck with your bottom lately!
Ha ha ha
Hahaha no that's very true. My poor arse has had a tough few days "
I hope it gets better soon - try essential lavender oil as that is good for burns ... and take care of your bum as accidents often happen in threes ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You're not having much luck with your bottom lately!
Ha ha ha
Hahaha no that's very true. My poor arse has had a tough few days
I hope it gets better soon - try essential lavender oil as that is good for burns ... and take care of your bum as accidents often happen in threes ... "
I can't even think of a third bad thing that might happen to it!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You're not having much luck with your bottom lately!
Ha ha ha
Hahaha no that's very true. My poor arse has had a tough few days "
Does it need kissed better? |
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Ouch, that's gonna make life tricky for a day or 2! I recommend Ladival or M&S after sun as they work well. The m&s contains hyaluronic acid so nice plumping effect Vichy do a nice spray water sunscreen so that might be easier to apply when next you get your bum out |
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