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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm thick skinned

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You're thick skinned.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why? Why can’t i say nice things to you like you have nice hair and look like a happy man?

All the time give me insults. I refuse damn it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You’re an idiot if you think I’ll do as told and insult you for no good reason.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

You are not worthy of my insults

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

as requested...

your face looks like its been set on fire and put out with a sledge hammer...

ive not even looked dude...but you did ask

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude.

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By *ocksareoffMan  over a year ago

Out n About

Your an arse head

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By *ollydoesWoman  over a year ago

Shangri-La

My dad's harder than your dad.

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By *EAT..85Woman  over a year ago

Nottingham

Just. Meh.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just. Meh. "

What happened to box of?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just. Meh.

What happened to box of?"

I was wondering this as well. Perhaps the heat has melted it.

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By *edheadjMan  over a year ago

High Wycombe

You look like someone ordered Craig Revell Horwood from Etsy

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By *EAT..85Woman  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Just. Meh.

What happened to box of?

I was wondering this as well. Perhaps the heat has melted it."

I missed Heat, but I think I'm regretting the change already

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just. Meh.

What happened to box of?

I was wondering this as well. Perhaps the heat has melted it.

I missed Heat, but I think I'm regretting the change already "

I think box of was a great name! Sometimes better to have a fresh start and lose some of the fabbagage

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just. Meh.

What happened to box of?

I was wondering this as well. Perhaps the heat has melted it.

I missed Heat, but I think I'm regretting the change already

I think box of was a great name! Sometimes better to have a fresh start and lose some of the fabbagage "

Nah, no need to regret. Heat is befitting as well.

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By *EAT..85Woman  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Just. Meh.

What happened to box of?

I was wondering this as well. Perhaps the heat has melted it.

I missed Heat, but I think I'm regretting the change already

I think box of was a great name! Sometimes better to have a fresh start and lose some of the fabbagage "

Thanks. Everyone knew who I was anyway

I can change it again in 7 days if I want to lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has anyone else noticed the differences between the women’s and men’s responses?

It’s really quite funny.

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By *immyinreadingMan  over a year ago

henley on thames

Needy prick

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It a a bit of fun ... if I asked for complement s who would play

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By *EAT..85Woman  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Just. Meh.

What happened to box of?

I was wondering this as well. Perhaps the heat has melted it.

I missed Heat, but I think I'm regretting the change already

I think box of was a great name! Sometimes better to have a fresh start and lose some of the fabbagage

Nah, no need to regret. Heat is befitting as well."

Thanks

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"Has anyone else noticed the differences between the women’s and men’s responses?

It’s really quite funny. "

Men find humour in insults. Women save it for special ocassions, women can be cruel! They save them all for a rainy day, just when you might need a good one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I find it hard to insult anyone, but here goes, You absolute bounder

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Harsh I'm mortally wounded

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has anyone else noticed the differences between the women’s and men’s responses?

It’s really quite funny.

Men find humour in insults. Women save it for special ocassions, women can be cruel! They save them all for a rainy day, just when you might need a good one. "

Bingo. Men communicate and banter with insults and see the humour in it, for good or ill.

A little less so with women who find it banal and puerile perhaps.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/06/21 14:36:32]

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By *ohnny_ThunderMan  over a year ago

LLandudno

That tree makes it look like you're sporting a man bun.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I find it hard to insult anyone, but here goes, You absolute bounder "

You blackguard.

Now, to calm you down, a spot of tea?

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"That tree makes it look like you're sporting a man bun. "

I thought he had a pineapple on his head, man bun is worse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You brushed your hair with a toffee-apple!?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You look like you model for Lego.

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By *immyinreadingMan  over a year ago

henley on thames


"It a a bit of fun ... if I asked for complement s who would play "

I think I would go with the same answer, “needy prick”. Two sides of the same coin, looking for attention!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My boobs have more muscles than you......

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By *kblueeyesCouple  over a year ago

kilkenny

The tree growing out of your head looks better than you,

God I hate insulting people

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By *immyinreadingMan  over a year ago

henley on thames

I’m not surprised. They look amazing!

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By *nkforthekinkMan  over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton


"You look like someone ordered Craig Revell Horwood from Etsy "

this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I didn't realise John Merrick had children.

SORRY.

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Your hair looks like you were dragged through a bush backwards

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By *ersey GirlCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 01/06/21 15:29:53]

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By *ersey GirlCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow

Your da drinks diet

R

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

[Removed by poster at 01/06/21 15:36:18]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries

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By *an4funMan  over a year ago

london

Cunt - I went straight in with the top insult. There can't be any better

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I didn't realise John Merrick had children.

SORRY.

6/4 he lives with his Mom

Evens he's Married

1/2 his Girlfriend took that pic

5/1 the field "

Stop trying to draw me in.

I regretted that cruel comment as soon as i posted it.

As know now John Merricks children would never be that ugly.

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By *ooBulMan  over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Your mum's so ugly they used to put a pot roast in her lap so the dog would play with her!

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Cunt - I went straight in with the top insult. There can't be any better"

But they have uses, he does not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would have a battle of wits with you but it appears you are unarmed.

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

The best part of you dribbled down your mother's leg

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By *anes HubbyCouple  over a year ago

Babbacombe Torquay

Is that your own brain....or are you running it in for an idiot?

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By *oiluvfunMan  over a year ago

Penrith


"I'm thick skinned "

Are you actually gay, or do you just like the look?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you ran into a wall with a hard on.

You would break your nose.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm thick skinned

Are you actually gay, or do you just like the look? "

How is that an insult?

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By *an4funMan  over a year ago

london


"Cunt - I went straight in with the top insult. There can't be any better

But they have uses, he does not "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would call you a cunt, but you lack the warmth and the depth!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your mom’s going out with Squeak

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Looks like you do your hair the same way as Cameron Diaz does in a certain film....

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

They named a town after you: Leatherhead.

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By *andy 1Couple  over a year ago

northeast

your dad was better at fucking than you

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By *ieselJuiceMan  over a year ago

Stratford

Your mums pussy goes deeper than poetry. (Sorry)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm thick skinned "

Na that’s to easy ! Fair play tho

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By *ollydoesWoman  over a year ago

Shangri-La

Your as hard as shit but twice as smelly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who cut your hair? The council?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"I'm thick skinned "

As much use as a marzipan dildo.

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Carlisle

Last time I saw a face like that someone was chopping wood On it… . - not my actual opinion - but you asked!!

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

you have a lovely smile OP

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You're like a sexier Ant from Ant and Dec!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your pretty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm thick skinned "

Love you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm thick skinned

As much use as a marzipan dildo.

"

That has a use

I would eat it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Make many friends in the Burns unit?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You've got no chutzpah!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"I'm thick skinned

As much use as a marzipan dildo.

That has a use

I would eat it "

That makes it a sweet, not a dildo.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You seem to have a delusion of adequacy.

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By *inkyRebelMan  over a year ago

Swindon

Your mother was a hamster,

And your father smells of elderberry.

Go away before I taunt you a second time.

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By *inkyfun2013Couple  over a year ago

lewisham

You big fat idle ugly wart. You great fat useless spawny eyed parrot faced wassock.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It a a bit of fun ... if I asked for complement s who would play "

Probably more people and you wouldn’t look like such a dip shit !

Obviously they’d still be roasting you but at least you’d have some dignity left

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!"
someone beat you to it ! Read a few comments up !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!someone beat you to it ! Read a few comments up !

"

Well in that case, I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!someone beat you to it ! Read a few comments up !

Well in that case, I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction."

A tad dramatic and I can’t say I’m not a little insulted to be honest ! That cut deep ! Harsh

But I’ve read your comments your alright so I’m gonna let this one go you don’t want this mate !

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

You look like you fell out of the ugly tree OP and hit every branch on the way down

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!someone beat you to it ! Read a few comments up !

Well in that case, I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction.

A tad dramatic and I can’t say I’m not a little insulted to be honest ! That cut deep ! Harsh

But I’ve read your comments your alright so I’m gonna let this one go you don’t want this mate ! "

Is it obvious that I was watching Monty Python documentaries last night?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have your eyes had a divorce

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!someone beat you to it ! Read a few comments up !

Well in that case, I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction.

A tad dramatic and I can’t say I’m not a little insulted to be honest ! That cut deep ! Harsh

But I’ve read your comments your alright so I’m gonna let this one go you don’t want this mate !

Is it obvious that I was watching Monty Python documentaries last night? "

Your nothing special!

Your just a very naughty boy !

Actually that comes off strange unless you know the film ! Fuck it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You look like you would be as much use in the bedroom as the letters "ueue" have in the word "queue.

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By *oodmessMan  over a year ago

yumsville

The blurry photo does you credit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Those laughter lines on your face... Nothing is that funny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!someone beat you to it ! Read a few comments up !

Well in that case, I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction.

A tad dramatic and I can’t say I’m not a little insulted to be honest ! That cut deep ! Harsh

But I’ve read your comments your alright so I’m gonna let this one go you don’t want this mate !

Is it obvious that I was watching Monty Python documentaries last night?

Your nothing special!

Your just a very naughty boy !

Actually that comes off strange unless you know the film ! Fuck it "

Mate, I've been in the situation where I have mentioned a film quote that others haven't seen and the looks of disbelief are priceless....Needless to say, I don't watch many porn movies any more.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!someone beat you to it ! Read a few comments up !

Well in that case, I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction.

A tad dramatic and I can’t say I’m not a little insulted to be honest ! That cut deep ! Harsh

But I’ve read your comments your alright so I’m gonna let this one go you don’t want this mate !

Is it obvious that I was watching Monty Python documentaries last night?

Your nothing special!

Your just a very naughty boy !

Actually that comes off strange unless you know the film ! Fuck it

Mate, I've been in the situation where I have mentioned a film quote that others haven't seen and the looks of disbelief are priceless....Needless to say, I don't watch many porn movies any more. "

I’m confused!

Wats porn got to do with funny film references?

Are you as d*unk as me ? Cause your not pulling it off as well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When I want an input into this conversation, I'll kick your kennel.

The only good fuck you've got in you... is holding you together..

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By *naquest321Man  over a year ago

Carlisle

It’s not just your skin that’s thick.

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By *ck BasswardsMan  over a year ago

Newcastle


"I'm thick skinned "

Your thick skinned, like a whale, which is good for the impending tirade of vociferous abuse, and the fact that you are the definitive antithesis of the alternative end of the spectrum scale to the statement “hung like a blue whale”.... more like, hung like a midgie ;-p haha

I was going to list a whole torrent of abuse then decided not to bother due to your existence being so insignificantly irrelevant its not even worth my typing time....

Everytime i require inspiration to remain prolific celibacy and prolong maintaining my abstinence from sexual pleasure i look at your profile for tips....

im indifferent towards you, your character and everything you stand for....

Yours truly, ..... she should have swallowed....

Hahahaha im really sorry all in jest x x x x x

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By *uiet confidenceMan  over a year ago

Warrington

Your own mother wouldn’t breast feed you. She said she liked you as a friend.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I hope your next shit as an hedgehog

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When I want an input into this conversation, I'll kick your kennel.

The only good fuck you've got in you... is holding you together..

"

Curious was that aimed at OP or someone else ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You look more crimewatch than baywatch.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Do you have someone who looks after you?"

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By *irebird567Woman  over a year ago

near by

As thick as shite in the neck of a bottle, always a fav of mine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sure you want me to lol ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your that ugly that when you die they'll be no open casket

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ant McPartlin wants his forehead back

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