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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"see if it was big enough to push backwards and fuck my own arse with it.
or failing that, play a game of doughnuts   Px "
What's this game of doughnuts ? |
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"Chop it off, a big dick is not required
Rather extreme, but what ever floats your boat I suppose"
You should do it, that huge dick of yours must really get in the way. I just suck mine up inside of me so it's not a issue |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Chop it off, a big dick is not required
Rather extreme, but what ever floats your boat I suppose
You should do it, that huge dick of yours must really get in the way. I just suck mine up inside of me so it's not a issue "
Wearing underwear is rather uncomfortable I must admit, that's why if chosen not to  |
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"Chop it off, a big dick is not required
Rather extreme, but what ever floats your boat I suppose
You should do it, that huge dick of yours must really get in the way. I just suck mine up inside of me so it's not a issue
Wearing underwear is rather uncomfortable I must admit, that's why if chosen not to "
I don't do that just in case there's a tiny hole in what I'm wearing and I end up flashing everyone. I could just say it's just a small pencil though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The size of the cock would be irrelevant to me as I wouldn't know any difference between sizes as I have never had a cock attached to me before.
I would want to touch it and make it hard and cum, receive a blow job and fuck with it and make it cum. Have a stand up pee, and sit and watch telly with my hand down my pants. All the usual really.
NBVN x
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
Go about my day as normal because it's just a dick. It's not special, be it micro penis, or the world's largest whale penis. It's still just a dick.
I've done exceptionally well with my average penis. I'm far from defined by it, so why should I care? |
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"Go about my day as normal because it's just a dick. It's not special, be it micro penis, or the world's largest whale penis. It's still just a dick.
I've done exceptionally well with my average penis. I'm far from defined by it, so why should I care?"
I agree and same here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would place it on a sky remote make it disappear, then make sure every woman I came across (ooo urr) was told I could rock their world with my cock. Finally start a thread about it but never (and this is the important bit) show anyone my huge penis, just keep them wanting more.
Gosh its exhausting to have a big willy |
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"I would place it on a sky remote make it disappear, then make sure every woman I came across (ooo urr) was told I could rock their world with my cock. Finally start a thread about it but never (and this is the important bit) show anyone my huge penis, just keep them wanting more.
Gosh its exhausting to have a big willy "
He can't hide his at all though, it's really that big that if he gets excited people start losing WiFi connection |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"Spend all day fucking a flashlight till my cock held up it’s hands and said “woah there, that’s enough for one day”.
Why a flashlight, fleshlights are better  "
I can’t even blame autocorrect for that one! |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"I’ve always wanted to know what it’s like to have a blow job, I think it must be pretty awesome to be buried deep inside a warm wet mouth and throat  "
It’s amazing angel. Now get back on topic with something about a massive cock. |
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"Spend all day fucking a flashlight till my cock held up it’s hands and said “woah there, that’s enough for one day”.
Why a flashlight, fleshlights are better
I can’t even blame autocorrect for that one! "
Well you could do but |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd do a helicopter with it and then have a wank.
Just being honest lol"
I do actually have a video of a helicopter of it soft, when I let go and it drops down its mental swinging like pendulum
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you had a big dick for a day what would you do with it
Ladies and Gents ?
What would you do with it OP ?"
Remind him of his worth and tell him to stay away from those that do not deserve him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you had a big dick for a day what would you do with it
Ladies and Gents ?
What would you do with it OP ?
Remind him of his worth and tell him to stay away from those that do not deserve him "
Oh, I thought you already had a big one. |
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"Just how big are we talking here?
I mean there's big and there's BIG....
If we're talking huge then I'd want to go medieval jousting with it. "
You could use it like a 3rd leg when your legs get tired also |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you had a big dick for a day what would you do with it
Ladies and Gents ?
What would you do with it OP ?
Remind him of his worth and tell him to stay away from those that do not deserve him
Oh, I thought you already had a big one."
Did I say I didn't ?
Once upon a time he went anywhere and everywhere
Nower days he's realised that worth and won't settle for less than he deserves |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just how big are we talking here?
I mean there's big and there's BIG....
If we're talking huge then I'd want to go medieval jousting with it.
You could use it like a 3rd leg when your legs get tired also "
Valid.
Land speed record attempt THEN jousting for me. |
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"Just how big are we talking here?
I mean there's big and there's BIG....
If we're talking huge then I'd want to go medieval jousting with it.
You could use it like a 3rd leg when your legs get tired also
Valid.
Land speed record attempt THEN jousting for me. "
Oh you can't run with it, too big for that and you would end up with burns. That's the problem with having a huge one. That and finding somewhere to stick it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just how big are we talking here?
I mean there's big and there's BIG....
If we're talking huge then I'd want to go medieval jousting with it.
You could use it like a 3rd leg when your legs get tired also
Valid.
Land speed record attempt THEN jousting for me.
Oh you can't run with it, too big for that and you would end up with burns. That's the problem with having a huge one. That and finding somewhere to stick it "
I can think of one place to stick it since you keep changing the bloody rules...
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"Just how big are we talking here?
I mean there's big and there's BIG....
If we're talking huge then I'd want to go medieval jousting with it.
You could use it like a 3rd leg when your legs get tired also
Valid.
Land speed record attempt THEN jousting for me.
Oh you can't run with it, too big for that and you would end up with burns. That's the problem with having a huge one. That and finding somewhere to stick it
I can think of one place to stick it since you keep changing the bloody rules...
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I don't make the rules buddy
OP can help as he really likes big dicks, obsessed with them he is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just how big are we talking here?
I mean there's big and there's BIG....
If we're talking huge then I'd want to go medieval jousting with it.
You could use it like a 3rd leg when your legs get tired also
Valid.
Land speed record attempt THEN jousting for me.
Oh you can't run with it, too big for that and you would end up with burns. That's the problem with having a huge one. That and finding somewhere to stick it
I can think of one place to stick it since you keep changing the bloody rules...
I don't make the rules buddy
OP can help as he really likes big dicks, obsessed with them he is "
Well someone's getting it - I've only got this for a day |
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"Just how big are we talking here?
I mean there's big and there's BIG....
If we're talking huge then I'd want to go medieval jousting with it.
You could use it like a 3rd leg when your legs get tired also
Valid.
Land speed record attempt THEN jousting for me.
Oh you can't run with it, too big for that and you would end up with burns. That's the problem with having a huge one. That and finding somewhere to stick it
I can think of one place to stick it since you keep changing the bloody rules...
I don't make the rules buddy
OP can help as he really likes big dicks, obsessed with them he is
Well someone's getting it - I've only got this for a day"
Just get it out and walk proudly down the street beating your chest and shouting out I have a huge penis and it needs a place to keep warm |
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