Arse biscuits!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Who the f#@k messed with my beard trimmer? I've just shaved my sodding beard off!

I only wanted a trim

By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

Was me, sorry. I needed it to trim my pubic hair that little bit closer.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It'll grow back

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Was me, sorry. I needed it to trim my pubic hair that little bit closer. "

By *octor DeleriumMan over a year ago

Wellingborough

"Was me, sorry. I needed it to trim my pubic hair that little bit closer. "

You might want to take a close look at your toothbrush before you clean your teeth.

By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

I thought this was going to be about farts

By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Was me, sorry. I needed it to trim my pubic hair that little bit closer. "

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Luckily beards grow back right?

Also, beardless is totally sexy to me