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Dumb question of the day and what's the dumbest you've been asked?
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over a year ago
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Today a work colleague asked me what I'm doing tomorrow Night, I replied "Dogging"
He looked at me for a minute then asked "Do you actually need a dog for that?"
I just groaned....
Whats the dumbest question you've been asked? |
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"Last year mrs dlt dyed her hair blue,and I'm talking BLUE,and some maniac asked if her collar matched her cuffs  "
what a muppet lol..... Do they though? Lol |
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over a year ago
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the question was 'can i see some ID please'
Id just driven my car into a garage and filled up with petrol and got asked for ID to purchase a packet of fags for a friend.
That was back when the law was 16 to smoke |
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Although not a question, it left me speechless.
I work in a restaurant, and we had a group of guys from the bank across the road come in for lunch.
1 asks for gammon steak, but cooked rare. I apologised, and said it couldn't be cooked rare, it had to be cooked thoroughly.
The young lad asked me why?
I went on to explain, because it is pork, and as pork is a white meat, if not cooked correctly, it can cause food poisoning.
He looked at me, and said "shit. Really? I'm not allowed to eat pork for religious reasons."
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Whilst walking across a compound in Iraq with an lr96 rifle I was asked by a yank if I knew where the sniper was
Did the ghille suit and big rifle with scope not hold a clue |
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"Although not a question, it left me speechless.
I work in a restaurant, and we had a group of guys from the bank across the road come in for lunch.
1 asks for gammon steak, but cooked rare. I apologised, and said it couldn't be cooked rare, it had to be cooked thoroughly.
The young lad asked me why?
I went on to explain, because it is pork, and as pork is a white meat, if not cooked correctly, it can cause food poisoning.
He looked at me, and said "shit. Really? I'm not allowed to eat pork for religious reasons."
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Yesterday, overheard in a supermarket Q in front of me:
"Would you like any cashback?"
"Yes please £10"
"How much will that cost btw?"
"£10 !"
I kid you not - lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yesterday, overheard in a supermarket Q in front of me:
"Would you like any cashback?"
"Yes please £10"
"How much will that cost btw?"
"£10 !"
I kid you not - lol"
They may have thought there was a charge for the cashback service? |
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When I was on a cruise I got asked the following 2 stupid questions:
What time is the midnight buffet?
"erm midnight!"
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Do the crew eat on board?
"No, a floating McDonalds comes alongside and they eat there!" |
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I was watching the film 127 hours with my wife at the time, she asked me after the guy gets his hand stuck "how long is he down there for" errrrrm I'm gonna hazard a guess at 127 Hours!!! To which she replies wow. Mental
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over a year ago
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"And when your mom used to ask if "you want a slap"!
Or do you want another one. No thank you the first had done the job mother"
stop taking me back to my childhood lol |
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Many years ago I was a trainee manager for my local Standard Motorist Centre.
A young guy came in and asked "Do you cut keys here?" "yes" I replied, "oh great" he said back "could you cut me a 1/4 inch allen key please"
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"Many years ago I was a trainee manager for my local Standard Motorist Centre.
A young guy came in and asked "Do you cut keys here?" "yes" I replied, "oh great" he said back "could you cut me a 1/4 inch allen key please"
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what a tit lol |
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Was in ASDA, half price shoe sale was on. I wanted a CD i got stuck behind a guy in a wheelchair & his GF arguing with the customer service lady because they only wanted to buy the right hand shoe (guy only had 1 leg) when they were told NO they asctually asked if they could recommend a store that would only sell on shoe.
best part is my mate thought there argument was valid & was really sorry they had to buy 2 shoes at half price (maybe there should be an online shoe exchange ) |
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