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"I've just poured a glass of wine, now all these tidy flies have appeared from nowhere!!
Little shits are after my wine!!
How dare they  "
Could be worse - they could be untidy flies!
Think of the mess they'd make!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've just poured a glass of wine, now all these tidy flies have appeared from nowhere!!
Little shits are after my wine!!
How dare they
Could be worse - they could be untidy flies!
Think of the mess they'd make!! "
darn predicted text!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"id be catching the lil buggers and making em cough my wine back up !!! pmsl!
btw naughty step for you for the unforgivable sin of spilling wine !!! tut tut ! lol x"
Pmsl... Im just drinking faster!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"id be catching the lil buggers and making em cough my wine back up !!! pmsl!
btw naughty step for you for the unforgivable sin of spilling wine !!! tut tut ! lol x
Pmsl... Im just drinking faster!! "
Here's a tip! Just piece a hole in the screwcap (not that I'm saying your not quaffing 85 Chablis - but lets face it - decent wine comes in screw caps too now!) and place a straw through said hole!
Hey presto - no flies in the wine!
And when you get 2/3 rds of the way down - just add another straw!  |
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"id be catching the lil buggers and making em cough my wine back up !!! pmsl!
btw naughty step for you for the unforgivable sin of spilling wine !!! tut tut ! lol x
Pmsl... Im just drinking faster!!
Here's a tip! Just piece a hole in the screwcap (not that I'm saying your not quaffing 85 Chablis - but lets face it - decent wine comes in screw caps too now!) and place a straw through said hole!
Hey presto - no flies in the wine!
And when you get 2/3 rds of the way down - just add another straw! "
Hey clever boy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"id be catching the lil buggers and making em cough my wine back up !!! pmsl!
btw naughty step for you for the unforgivable sin of spilling wine !!! tut tut ! lol x
Pmsl... Im just drinking faster!!
Here's a tip! Just piece a hole in the screwcap (not that I'm saying your not quaffing 85 Chablis - but lets face it - decent wine comes in screw caps too now!) and place a straw through said hole!
Hey presto - no flies in the wine!
And when you get 2/3 rds of the way down - just add another straw!
Hey clever boy "
Not just a pretty....... No hang on - said that earlier and it got me in trouble!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"id be catching the lil buggers and making em cough my wine back up !!! pmsl!
btw naughty step for you for the unforgivable sin of spilling wine !!! tut tut ! lol x
Pmsl... Im just drinking faster!!
Here's a tip! Just piece a hole in the screwcap (not that I'm saying your not quaffing 85 Chablis - but lets face it - decent wine comes in screw caps too now!) and place a straw through said hole!
Hey presto - no flies in the wine!
And when you get 2/3 rds of the way down - just add another straw!
Hey clever boy
Not just a pretty....... No hang on - said that earlier and it got me in trouble!! "
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"id be catching the lil buggers and making em cough my wine back up !!! pmsl!
btw naughty step for you for the unforgivable sin of spilling wine !!! tut tut ! lol x
Pmsl... Im just drinking faster!!
Here's a tip! Just piece a hole in the screwcap (not that I'm saying your not quaffing 85 Chablis - but lets face it - decent wine comes in screw caps too now!) and place a straw through said hole!
Hey presto - no flies in the wine!
And when you get 2/3 rds of the way down - just add another straw!
Hey clever boy
Not just a pretty....... No hang on - said that earlier and it got me in trouble!! "
clever dick aint you.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"id be catching the lil buggers and making em cough my wine back up !!! pmsl!
btw naughty step for you for the unforgivable sin of spilling wine !!! tut tut ! lol x
Pmsl... Im just drinking faster!!
Here's a tip! Just piece a hole in the screwcap (not that I'm saying your not quaffing 85 Chablis - but lets face it - decent wine comes in screw caps too now!) and place a straw through said hole!
Hey presto - no flies in the wine!
And when you get 2/3 rds of the way down - just add another straw!
Hey clever boy
Not just a pretty....... No hang on - said that earlier and it got me in trouble!!
clever dick aint you.. "
I refer you to yesterday's forum post! |
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"I've just poured a glass of wine, now all these tidy flies have appeared from nowhere!!
Little shits are after my wine!!
How dare they
Could be worse - they could be untidy flies!
Think of the mess they'd make!! "
Thats just really made me giggle! |
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