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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

This is a thread for like minded people mainly with tattoos but not exclusive

that want to join or get information on the newly formed PTU

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I join

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By *orkshire-man2021Man  over a year ago

South Yorkshire

Haha I was genuinely about to post this thread from my original as it got a few comments haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I join "

Are you cool ? And a tad crazy ?

Crazy Is not a requirement but it helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Haha I was genuinely about to post this thread from my original as it got a few comments haha "
mate I’d gladly delete this and let you rock on ???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just popping by to perv please carry on

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By *orkshire-man2021Man  over a year ago

South Yorkshire


"Haha I was genuinely about to post this thread from my original as it got a few comments haha mate I’d gladly delete this and let you rock on ??? "
no mate not at all glad there is more like me on here haha

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By *orkshire-man2021Man  over a year ago

South Yorkshire


"Haha I was genuinely about to post this thread from my original as it got a few comments haha mate I’d gladly delete this and let you rock on ??? no mate not at all glad there is more like me on here haha "
ps can i join haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just popping by to perv please carry on "

Sorry you can’t just pop on and perv Willy nilly at are members!

Very strict rules about that !

You ether have a question about are organization or you wanna join ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Haha I was genuinely about to post this thread from my original as it got a few comments haha mate I’d gladly delete this and let you rock on ??? no mate not at all glad there is more like me on here haha ps can i join haha "

Your on the founding board !

Think of lord of the rings !

Yep your like one of them now ! Not the 2 hobbits the cool ones

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

Yes my crew is here

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By *orkshire-man2021Man  over a year ago

South Yorkshire


"Haha I was genuinely about to post this thread from my original as it got a few comments haha mate I’d gladly delete this and let you rock on ??? no mate not at all glad there is more like me on here haha ps can i join haha

Your on the founding board !

Think of lord of the rings !

Yep your like one of them now ! Not the 2 hobbits the cool ones"

Hahaha I'm.happy with that haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yes my crew is here "

Wasup homie. ? Where you go ?

Off to commit criminal acts no doubt you rapscallion you

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yes my crew is here

Wasup homie. ? Where you go ?

Off to commit criminal acts no doubt you rapscallion you "

I had to stick my carrot up a exhaust

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Haha I was genuinely about to post this thread from my original as it got a few comments haha mate I’d gladly delete this and let you rock on ??? no mate not at all glad there is more like me on here haha ps can i join haha

Your on the founding board !

Think of lord of the rings !

Yep your like one of them now ! Not the 2 hobbits the cool ones

Hahaha I'm.happy with that haha "

Im the lad with the arrows tho !

Sorry called it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I join

Are you cool ? And a tad crazy ?

Crazy Is not a requirement but it helps "

Im probably more crazy than cool,

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By *orkshire-man2021Man  over a year ago

South Yorkshire


"Haha I was genuinely about to post this thread from my original as it got a few comments haha mate I’d gladly delete this and let you rock on ??? no mate not at all glad there is more like me on here haha ps can i join haha

Your on the founding board !

Think of lord of the rings !

Yep your like one of them now ! Not the 2 hobbits the cool ones

Hahaha I'm.happy with that haha

Im the lad with the arrows tho !

Sorry called it "

Il be the guy who turned King haha

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Can I join

Are you cool ? And a tad crazy ?

Crazy Is not a requirement but it helps

Im probably more crazy than cool,"

How's your egg throwing? It's really important because if we're running low the we have to make everyone count

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

I have a question.

What the fuck is a PTU union?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yes my crew is here

Wasup homie. ? Where you go ?

Off to commit criminal acts no doubt you rapscallion you

I had to stick my carrot up a exhaust "

I’m Irish all we got is potatoes but I love your thinking !

Would love to see his face when he could possibly die of carbon poison? Ohhh actually ?

Let’s pretend that never happened!

Look I’m not sure you thought that one through but no point crying over spilled milk !

You ain’t worthy of PTU membership without the odd accidental homicide on your resumé ?

Anyway on a lighter note are membership is going from strength to strength!

Good job people !

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"I have a question.

What the fuck is a PTU union?"

The Pratty Thugs Union

It came about from the tattoo thread

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yes my crew is here

Wasup homie. ? Where you go ?

Off to commit criminal acts no doubt you rapscallion you

I had to stick my carrot up a exhaust

I’m Irish all we got is potatoes but I love your thinking !

Would love to see his face when he could possibly die of carbon poison? Ohhh actually ?

Let’s pretend that never happened!

Look I’m not sure you thought that one through but no point crying over spilled milk !

You ain’t worthy of PTU membership without the odd accidental homicide on your resumé ?

Anyway on a lighter note are membership is going from strength to strength!

Good job people ! "

I'm hoping as it would be my first offence I'd get of lightly and I'm already going to be doing 8 years for my tattoos anyway so I thought screw it

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"I have a question.

What the fuck is a PTU union?

The Pratty Thugs Union

It came about from the tattoo thread "

Ah, so, it's all men then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have a question.

What the fuck is a PTU union?"

Excellent question !

You would really have to look at the past thread in the lounge !

if you look through that the title i think is people with tattoos

that’s really the origin story of how we started !

Have a read and see if your interested your questions are greatly appreciated

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Wait, it's a Pratty Thugs Union Union?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have a question.

What the fuck is a PTU union?

The Pratty Thugs Union

It came about from the tattoo thread

Ah, so, it's all men then?"

Nope your welcome

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"I have a question.

What the fuck is a PTU union?

The Pratty Thugs Union

It came about from the tattoo thread

Ah, so, it's all men then?"

No we accept all genders here

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Wait, it's a Pratty Thugs Union Union? "

It sounds really serious if you write union twice

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Parent & Teachers Union has been running for some time

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yes my crew is here

Wasup homie. ? Where you go ?

Off to commit criminal acts no doubt you rapscallion you

I had to stick my carrot up a exhaust

I’m Irish all we got is potatoes but I love your thinking !

Would love to see his face when he could possibly die of carbon poison? Ohhh actually ?

Let’s pretend that never happened!

Look I’m not sure you thought that one through but no point crying over spilled milk !

You ain’t worthy of PTU membership without the odd accidental homicide on your resumé ?

Anyway on a lighter note are membership is going from strength to strength!

Good job people !

I'm hoping as it would be my first offence I'd get of lightly and I'm already going to be doing 8 years for my tattoos anyway so I thought screw it "

Don’t stress we get to someone in the jury !

You done enough time for the cause my friend ! I’ll be damned if I see you do more prison time !

PTU got your back !!!

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By *attoguymeMan  over a year ago

heath and reach

Would like to be in

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Parent & Teachers Union has been running for some time "

Good one !

We ain’t ether of them ! They used are name the fuckers

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By *ancer36Woman  over a year ago

Stirling

I’ve a few tattoos I ain’t a prat or a thug but you seem light on female influence in here so I’d like to join if there’s no objections

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Would like to be in "

Ye sure ?

You cool ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is a thread for like minded people mainly with tattoos but not exclusive

that want to join or get information on the newly formed PTU "

We are up and running

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ll join anything you’re in op.

Oh; I have tattoos too

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ve a few tattoos I ain’t a prat or a thug but you seem light on female influence in here so I’d like to join if there’s no objections "

I’m pretty sure your only gonna attract more men

but yes we certainly aren’t biased and all women with are same perspectives are welcome !

Congratulations

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"I’ll join anything you’re in op.

Oh; I have tattoos too "

Welcome to the gang

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ll join anything you’re in op.

Oh; I have tattoos too

Welcome to the gang "

Fanks

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By *ancer36Woman  over a year ago

Stirling


"I’ve a few tattoos I ain’t a prat or a thug but you seem light on female influence in here so I’d like to join if there’s no objections

I’m pretty sure your only gonna attract more men

but yes we certainly aren’t biased and all women with are same perspectives are welcome !

Congratulations "

Does a little dance lol

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yes my crew is here

Wasup homie. ? Where you go ?

Off to commit criminal acts no doubt you rapscallion you

I had to stick my carrot up a exhaust

I’m Irish all we got is potatoes but I love your thinking !

Would love to see his face when he could possibly die of carbon poison? Ohhh actually ?

Let’s pretend that never happened!

Look I’m not sure you thought that one through but no point crying over spilled milk !

You ain’t worthy of PTU membership without the odd accidental homicide on your resumé ?

Anyway on a lighter note are membership is going from strength to strength!

Good job people !

I'm hoping as it would be my first offence I'd get of lightly and I'm already going to be doing 8 years for my tattoos anyway so I thought screw it

Don’t stress we get to someone in the jury !

You done enough time for the cause my friend ! I’ll be damned if I see you do more prison time !

PTU got your back !!!"

Much appreciated, my peach doesn't want to be inside too long

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"I have a question.

What the fuck is a PTU union?

The Pratty Thugs Union

It came about from the tattoo thread

Ah, so, it's all men then?

Nope your welcome "

I don't have any tattoos. Always thought tattoos on men were a bit ghey anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s a good union to be in we have each other’s back, we also have decided that to join you have to have PTU tatted across your stomach

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Who has "Mother" tattooed on their chest?

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"I’ve a few tattoos I ain’t a prat or a thug but you seem light on female influence in here so I’d like to join if there’s no objections "

You're always welcome

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By *orkshire-man2021Man  over a year ago

South Yorkshire

Recruiting going strong lol

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Who has "Mother" tattooed on their chest?"

I have mum on one ball and dad on the other

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ll join anything you’re in op.

Oh; I have tattoos too "

It’s not a requirement but it helps you move up the ranks !

What’s your opinion on littering ?

And the odd drive by !

Literally just driving by someone!

But giving them the evils !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve a few tattoos I ain’t a prat or a thug but you seem light on female influence in here so I’d like to join if there’s no objections "

You can dance in the union any day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve a few tattoos I ain’t a prat or a thug but you seem light on female influence in here so I’d like to join if there’s no objections

I’m pretty sure your only gonna attract more men

but yes we certainly aren’t biased and all women with are same perspectives are welcome !

Congratulations

Does a little dance lol "

They’re great little tats too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pick me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ll join anything you’re in op.

Oh; I have tattoos too

It’s not a requirement but it helps you move up the ranks !

What’s your opinion on littering ?

And the odd drive by !

Literally just driving by someone!

But giving them the evils !

Don’t forget the eggs that’s like our trademark, you know the same as the wet bandits

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It’s a good union to be in we have each other’s back, we also have decided that to join you have to have PTU tatted across your stomach "

Im getting another on my forehead !

The one on my chest looks shit !

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Who has "Mother" tattooed on their chest?

I have mum on one ball and dad on the other "

I bet they are so proud

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"It’s a good union to be in we have each other’s back, we also have decided that to join you have to have PTU tatted across your stomach "

We need to keep low key, let's have key chains instead

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By *ancer36Woman  over a year ago

Stirling


"I’ve a few tattoos I ain’t a prat or a thug but you seem light on female influence in here so I’d like to join if there’s no objections

I’m pretty sure your only gonna attract more men

but yes we certainly aren’t biased and all women with are same perspectives are welcome !

Congratulations

Does a little dance lol

They’re great little tats too "

You seem particularly fond of my one on the back of my neck x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It’s a good union to be in we have each other’s back, we also have decided that to join you have to have PTU tatted across your stomach

Im getting another on my forehead !

The one on my chest looks shit ! "

The forehead is it, or inside of the mouth

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Who has "Mother" tattooed on their chest?

I have mum on one ball and dad on the other

I bet they are so proud

"

Very much so, I'd never want to do anything stupid and disappoint them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It’s a good union to be in we have each other’s back, we also have decided that to join you have to have PTU tatted across your stomach

We need to keep low key, let's have key chains instead "

Oh oh oh with our gang names on to

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

Oohhhh nice - all my tattoos are hidden although that's getting more difficult

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ve a few tattoos I ain’t a prat or a thug but you seem light on female influence in here so I’d like to join if there’s no objections

You can dance in the union any day "

Ah That’s Paul for ye !

The little scamp of the crew also the head of recruitment

keep up the good work mate

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Pick me!"

You're definitely in, our crew looks awesome. Nobody will ever mess with us

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ll join anything you’re in op.

Oh; I have tattoos too

It’s not a requirement but it helps you move up the ranks !

What’s your opinion on littering ?

And the odd drive by !

Literally just driving by someone!

But giving them the evils !

"

Littering; I just Chuck it and go...... back to pick it back up.

As for a drive by; I have a resting bitch face perfect for giving evils

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve a few tattoos I ain’t a prat or a thug but you seem light on female influence in here so I’d like to join if there’s no objections

I’m pretty sure your only gonna attract more men

but yes we certainly aren’t biased and all women with are same perspectives are welcome !

Congratulations

Does a little dance lol

They’re great little tats too

You seem particularly fond of my one on the back of my neck x"

I like touching them all, but that one especially

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It’s a good union to be in we have each other’s back, we also have decided that to join you have to have PTU tatted across your stomach

We need to keep low key, let's have key chains instead

Oh oh oh with our gang names on to "

Cmon on !

Obviously! These should be good

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Oohhhh nice - all my tattoos are hidden although that's getting more difficult "

That's good, what colour key chain would you like?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve a few tattoos I ain’t a prat or a thug but you seem light on female influence in here so I’d like to join if there’s no objections

You can dance in the union any day

Ah That’s Paul for ye !

The little scamp of the crew also the head of recruitment

keep up the good work mate "

They call me el runtio

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"It’s a good union to be in we have each other’s back, we also have decided that to join you have to have PTU tatted across your stomach

We need to keep low key, let's have key chains instead

Oh oh oh with our gang names on to

Cmon on !

Obviously! These should be good "

Yes definitely, written like graffiti

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"I’ve a few tattoos I ain’t a prat or a thug but you seem light on female influence in here so I’d like to join if there’s no objections

You can dance in the union any day

Ah That’s Paul for ye !

The little scamp of the crew also the head of recruitment

keep up the good work mate

They call me el runtio "

I thought you'd be paul el tatio

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By *ancer36Woman  over a year ago

Stirling


"I’ve a few tattoos I ain’t a prat or a thug but you seem light on female influence in here so I’d like to join if there’s no objections

You can dance in the union any day "

I’ll need a union song to dance too...open to suggestions x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pick me!

You're definitely in, our crew looks awesome. Nobody will ever mess with us "

It’s really snowballing init !

I’m just sitting back letting you’s rock on it’s turning in to a funny one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve a few tattoos I ain’t a prat or a thug but you seem light on female influence in here so I’d like to join if there’s no objections

You can dance in the union any day

Ah That’s Paul for ye !

The little scamp of the crew also the head of recruitment

keep up the good work mate

They call me el runtio

I thought you'd be paul el tatio "

I like your gang tag better that me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not sure if I'm cool enough to join your union but I run a crew of street urchins on the east coast, mostly in to low level stuff. Our MO is taking library books back late, giving people wedgies (mostly each other) and squirting super soakers full of dog pheromones at lycra wearing push bike wankers.

Say the word and we can mobilise....

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"I’ll join anything you’re in op.

Oh; I have tattoos too

It’s not a requirement but it helps you move up the ranks !

What’s your opinion on littering ?

And the odd drive by !

Literally just driving by someone!

But giving them the evils !

Littering; I just Chuck it and go...... back to pick it back up.

As for a drive by; I have a resting bitch face perfect for giving evils "

You can be the distraction and then we will let them have it

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"Oohhhh nice - all my tattoos are hidden although that's getting more difficult

That's good, what colour key chain would you like? "

Oooh can I have purple please

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"I’ve a few tattoos I ain’t a prat or a thug but you seem light on female influence in here so I’d like to join if there’s no objections

You can dance in the union any day

I’ll need a union song to dance too...open to suggestions x"

Guess I'm writing that one than

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.

Can I join, Talla? I've got a few discreet ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ve a few tattoos I ain’t a prat or a thug but you seem light on female influence in here so I’d like to join if there’s no objections

You can dance in the union any day

I’ll need a union song to dance too...open to suggestions x"

As co founder of the PTU I must approve any dance that represent are values !

Look lads I don’t choose the jobs don’t get raty alright

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Oohhhh nice - all my tattoos are hidden although that's getting more difficult

That's good, what colour key chain would you like?

Oooh can I have purple please "

Good choice, what colour graffiti?

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Haha I was genuinely about to post this thread from my original as it got a few comments haha mate I’d gladly delete this and let you rock on ??? no mate not at all glad there is more like me on here haha ps can i join haha

Your on the founding board !

Think of lord of the rings !

Yep your like one of them now ! Not the 2 hobbits the cool ones"

A thread for cool dudes

What is ptu?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve a few tattoos I ain’t a prat or a thug but you seem light on female influence in here so I’d like to join if there’s no objections

You can dance in the union any day

I’ll need a union song to dance too...open to suggestions x

Guess I'm writing that one than "

I’m going mj smooth criminal

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By *orkshire-man2021Man  over a year ago

South Yorkshire


"Haha I was genuinely about to post this thread from my original as it got a few comments haha mate I’d gladly delete this and let you rock on ??? no mate not at all glad there is more like me on here haha ps can i join haha

Your on the founding board !

Think of lord of the rings !

Yep your like one of them now ! Not the 2 hobbits the cool ones

A thread for cool dudes

What is ptu?"

T

Petty thug Union lol

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By *ancer36Woman  over a year ago

Stirling


"I’ve a few tattoos I ain’t a prat or a thug but you seem light on female influence in here so I’d like to join if there’s no objections

You can dance in the union any day

I’ll need a union song to dance too...open to suggestions x

As co founder of the PTU I must approve any dance that represent are values !

Look lads I don’t choose the jobs don’t get raty alright "

It’s a tough job but someone’s got to do it x

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm not sure if I'm cool enough to join your union but I run a crew of street urchins on the east coast, mostly in to low level stuff. Our MO is taking library books back late, giving people wedgies (mostly each other) and squirting super soakers full of dog pheromones at lycra wearing push bike wankers.

Say the word and we can mobilise.... "

You've underestimated yourself, you fit in well here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I join, Talla? I've got a few discreet ones "

Hell yes ! We could use a women with your fucked up perspective !!!

Grab your jacket your in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Eerrmmm... I'm a bit of a prat and a bit rude n something something, according to a bloke on another thread.... Oh... And I have one or two tattoos, so.... I was just wondering

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"I’ve a few tattoos I ain’t a prat or a thug but you seem light on female influence in here so I’d like to join if there’s no objections

You can dance in the union any day

I’ll need a union song to dance too...open to suggestions x"

Ink My Whole Body by Wiz Khalifa

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Haha I was genuinely about to post this thread from my original as it got a few comments haha mate I’d gladly delete this and let you rock on ??? no mate not at all glad there is more like me on here haha ps can i join haha

Your on the founding board !

Think of lord of the rings !

Yep your like one of them now ! Not the 2 hobbits the cool ones

A thread for cool dudes

What is ptu?"

3 rules we have

1 don’t talk about ptu

2 egg throwing has to be good

3 don’t talk about ptu

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve a few tattoos I ain’t a prat or a thug but you seem light on female influence in here so I’d like to join if there’s no objections

You can dance in the union any day

I’ll need a union song to dance too...open to suggestions x

Ink My Whole Body by Wiz Khalifa "

Banger as well

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By *orkshire-man2021Man  over a year ago

South Yorkshire

I have a camel ?? on my big toe PTU lol

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Pick me!

You're definitely in, our crew looks awesome. Nobody will ever mess with us

It’s really snowballing init !

I’m just sitting back letting you’s rock on it’s turning in to a funny one "

There's just no stopping us now and we've not even started cracking eggs yet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve a few tattoos I ain’t a prat or a thug but you seem light on female influence in here so I’d like to join if there’s no objections

You can dance in the union any day

I’ll need a union song to dance too...open to suggestions x

As co founder of the PTU I must approve any dance that represent are values !

Look lads I don’t choose the jobs don’t get raty alright "

We have to sort this the PTU way Rock Paper Scissors

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"I have a camel ?? on my big toe PTU lol"

Camel toes are welcome here also

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"I’ve a few tattoos I ain’t a prat or a thug but you seem light on female influence in here so I’d like to join if there’s no objections

You can dance in the union any day

I’ll need a union song to dance too...open to suggestions x

As co founder of the PTU I must approve any dance that represent are values !

Look lads I don’t choose the jobs don’t get raty alright

We have to sort this the PTU way Rock Paper Scissors "

I thought it was eggs, bog roll, potatoes?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Can I join, Talla? I've got a few discreet ones

Hell yes ! We could use a women with your fucked up perspective !!!

Grab your jacket your in "

Yayyyyy! What do I need to do for the initiation rite?

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By *orkshire-man2021Man  over a year ago

South Yorkshire


"I have a camel ?? on my big toe PTU lol

Camel toes are welcome here also "

I'm.covered in ink, I started the other thread after receiving a message about them lol.

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By * AND R 777Couple  over a year ago

Teesside

Can we join bot well inked

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Haha I was genuinely about to post this thread from my original as it got a few comments haha mate I’d gladly delete this and let you rock on ??? no mate not at all glad there is more like me on here haha ps can i join haha

Your on the founding board !

Think of lord of the rings !

Yep your like one of them now ! Not the 2 hobbits the cool ones

A thread for cool dudes

What is ptu?

3 rules we have

1 don’t talk about ptu

2 egg throwing has to be good

3 don’t talk about ptu "

You forgot number 4,only bio degradable rolls

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Can we join bot well inked "

Welcome to the gang

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ve a few tattoos I ain’t a prat or a thug but you seem light on female influence in here so I’d like to join if there’s no objections

You can dance in the union any day

I’ll need a union song to dance too...open to suggestions x

As co founder of the PTU I must approve any dance that represent are values !

Look lads I don’t choose the jobs don’t get raty alright

It’s a tough job but someone’s got to do it x"

I don’t take this responsibility lightly nor do the other founding members but sometime’s you gotta pull up your sleeves and do the hard work ye know !

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By *orkshire-man2021Man  over a year ago

South Yorkshire

The army is growing haha

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"I have a camel ?? on my big toe PTU lol

Camel toes are welcome here also

I'm.covered in ink, I started the other thread after receiving a message about them lol."

Perfect, this all started because of that thread

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Eerrmmm... I'm a bit of a prat and a bit rude n something something, according to a bloke on another thread.... Oh... And I have one or two tattoos, so.... I was just wondering "

You're in now

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By *orkshire-man2021Man  over a year ago

South Yorkshire


"I have a camel ?? on my big toe PTU lol

Camel toes are welcome here also

I'm.covered in ink, I started the other thread after receiving a message about them lol.

Perfect, this all started because of that thread "

I know, its going strong haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a camel ?? on my big toe PTU lol

Camel toes are welcome here also

I'm.covered in ink, I started the other thread after receiving a message about them lol.

Perfect, this all started because of that thread "

We have a lot of recruits now co founders

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Eerrmmm... I'm a bit of a prat and a bit rude n something something, according to a bloke on another thread.... Oh... And I have one or two tattoos, so.... I was just wondering

You're in now "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Haha I was genuinely about to post this thread from my original as it got a few comments haha mate I’d gladly delete this and let you rock on ??? no mate not at all glad there is more like me on here haha ps can i join haha

Your on the founding board !

Think of lord of the rings !

Yep your like one of them now ! Not the 2 hobbits the cool ones

A thread for cool dudes

What is ptu?

3 rules we have

1 don’t talk about ptu

2 egg throwing has to be good

3 don’t talk about ptu

You forgot number 4,only bio degradable rolls"

There more are mantra we live by we have many rules ! And stipulations!

But we are a start up crazy tattoo touting mad bastard organization so wer kinda winging it at the minute !

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"I have a camel ?? on my big toe PTU lol

Camel toes are welcome here also

I'm.covered in ink, I started the other thread after receiving a message about them lol.

Perfect, this all started because of that thread

We have a lot of recruits now co founders "

Proper bunch of Pratty Thugs here and we will never surrender

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Haha I was genuinely about to post this thread from my original as it got a few comments haha mate I’d gladly delete this and let you rock on ??? no mate not at all glad there is more like me on here haha ps can i join haha

Your on the founding board !

Think of lord of the rings !

Yep your like one of them now ! Not the 2 hobbits the cool ones

A thread for cool dudes

What is ptu?

3 rules we have

1 don’t talk about ptu

2 egg throwing has to be good

3 don’t talk about ptu

You forgot number 4,only bio degradable rolls

There more are mantra we live by we have many rules ! And stipulations!

But we are a start up crazy tattoo touting mad bastard organization so wer kinda winging it at the minute ! "

Winging it is out motto

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have a camel ?? on my big toe PTU lol

Camel toes are welcome here also

I'm.covered in ink, I started the other thread after receiving a message about them lol.

Perfect, this all started because of that thread

We have a lot of recruits now co founders "

Paul your leading us towards the good fight my friend your doing impeccable work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a camel ?? on my big toe PTU lol

Camel toes are welcome here also

I'm.covered in ink, I started the other thread after receiving a message about them lol.

Perfect, this all started because of that thread

We have a lot of recruits now co founders

Paul your leading us towards the good fight my friend your doing impeccable work "

It will be a long, tough and enduring road but we have a good support now my friend

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By *inkerbell67Woman  over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Ive 5 tattoos and getting more ,people should release its a form of art and expression

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Man, I'm going off grid for a while, going on the rampage, a few new homies getting "blooded" tonight. Can't say too much case the 5:0 are keeping tabs but we're definitely going down to the traffic lights by the park, gonna press the button so the cars have to stop - then we're not even going to cross....

Shiz gonna get real

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Man, I'm going off grid for a while, going on the rampage, a few new homies getting "blooded" tonight. Can't say too much case the 5:0 are keeping tabs but we're definitely going down to the traffic lights by the park, gonna press the button so the cars have to stop - then we're not even going to cross....

Shiz gonna get real"

Don't forget the glue

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Ive 5 tattoos and getting more ,people should release its a form of art and expression "

It is indeed, also are you joining our nutty crew?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I join, Talla? I've got a few discreet ones

Hell yes ! We could use a women with your fucked up perspective !!!

Grab your jacket your in

Yayyyyy! What do I need to do for the initiation rite? "

Yeah we throw water over you then cover you in flower ? Second thoughts creeping in ?

We all did it ?

But we live this life on a daily 24/7 no fucking let up PTU to the core

Then some people just wanna dip there toes in it !!!’

We don’t want half ass recruits !

All In or nothing at all ?

Am I right the PTU commission ??? You know who you’s are

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Can I join, Talla? I've got a few discreet ones

Hell yes ! We could use a women with your fucked up perspective !!!

Grab your jacket your in

Yayyyyy! What do I need to do for the initiation rite?

Yeah we throw water over you then cover you in flower ? Second thoughts creeping in ?

We all did it ?

But we live this life on a daily 24/7 no fucking let up PTU to the core

Then some people just wanna dip there toes in it !!!’

We don’t want half ass recruits !

All In or nothing at all ?

Am I right the PTU commission ??? You know who you’s are

"

Yes you have to be all in, there's no point just putting the tip in and then saying this doesn't feel right

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Man, I'm going off grid for a while, going on the rampage, a few new homies getting "blooded" tonight. Can't say too much case the 5:0 are keeping tabs but we're definitely going down to the traffic lights by the park, gonna press the button so the cars have to stop - then we're not even going to cross....

Shiz gonna get real

Don't forget the glue "

Can’t tress this enough only prit stick people !

Wer not animals!

Even tho a certain member ( not mentioning names ) got reckless and could probably face man slaughter charges !

Point is we all make mistakes and this live life ain’t for everyone !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I didn't choose PTU life, PTU life chose me....

(that's not entirely accurate in the strictest sense)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I join, Talla? I've got a few discreet ones

Hell yes ! We could use a women with your fucked up perspective !!!

Grab your jacket your in

Yayyyyy! What do I need to do for the initiation rite?

Yeah we throw water over you then cover you in flower ? Second thoughts creeping in ?

We all did it ?

But we live this life on a daily 24/7 no fucking let up PTU to the core

Then some people just wanna dip there toes in it !!!’

We don’t want half ass recruits !

All In or nothing at all ?

Am I right the PTU commission ??? You know who you’s are

Yes you have to be all in, there's no point just putting the tip in and then saying this doesn't feel right "

We don’t waste water or flower ! We might be prats but wer not stupid this thread is turning bonkers

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I didn't choose PTU life, PTU life chose me....

(that's not entirely accurate in the strictest sense) "

What do you mean !

Never a more true statement made ! Love it

This lad has seen some shit !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Man, I'm going off grid for a while, going on the rampage, a few new homies getting "blooded" tonight. Can't say too much case the 5:0 are keeping tabs but we're definitely going down to the traffic lights by the park, gonna press the button so the cars have to stop - then we're not even going to cross....

Shiz gonna get real

Don't forget the glue

Can’t tress this enough only prit stick people !

Wer not animals!

Even tho a certain member ( not mentioning names ) got reckless and could probably face man slaughter charges !

Point is we all make mistakes and this live life ain’t for everyone !

"

We ain't pussies, we're using copydex so we can go back and peel it off later, prittstick makes a hell of a mess.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Man, I'm going off grid for a while, going on the rampage, a few new homies getting "blooded" tonight. Can't say too much case the 5:0 are keeping tabs but we're definitely going down to the traffic lights by the park, gonna press the button so the cars have to stop - then we're not even going to cross....

Shiz gonna get real

Don't forget the glue

Can’t tress this enough only prit stick people !

Wer not animals!

Even tho a certain member ( not mentioning names ) got reckless and could probably face man slaughter charges !

Point is we all make mistakes and this live life ain’t for everyone !

We ain't pussies, we're using copydex so we can go back and peel it off later, prittstick makes a hell of a mess. "

Your moving up the ladder swiftly my friend with your modern techniques for fucking up peoples day for a short period!

Good thinking

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Man, I'm going off grid for a while, going on the rampage, a few new homies getting "blooded" tonight. Can't say too much case the 5:0 are keeping tabs but we're definitely going down to the traffic lights by the park, gonna press the button so the cars have to stop - then we're not even going to cross....

Shiz gonna get real

Don't forget the glue

Can’t tress this enough only prit stick people !

Wer not animals!

Even tho a certain member ( not mentioning names ) got reckless and could probably face man slaughter charges !

Point is we all make mistakes and this live life ain’t for everyone !

"

Yes only prit stick, we don't want any sticky situations where we have to cut fingers off again

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Can I join, Talla? I've got a few discreet ones

Hell yes ! We could use a women with your fucked up perspective !!!

Grab your jacket your in

Yayyyyy! What do I need to do for the initiation rite?

Yeah we throw water over you then cover you in flower ? Second thoughts creeping in ?

We all did it ?

But we live this life on a daily 24/7 no fucking let up PTU to the core

Then some people just wanna dip there toes in it !!!’

We don’t want half ass recruits !

All In or nothing at all ?

Am I right the PTU commission ??? You know who you’s are

Yes you have to be all in, there's no point just putting the tip in and then saying this doesn't feel right

We don’t waste water or flower ! We might be prats but wer not stupid this thread is turning bonkers "

No we're very big on recycling and using things multiple times

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I join

Are you cool ? And a tad crazy ?

Crazy Is not a requirement but it helps "

No one who is cool would ever say they were cool

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I join, Talla? I've got a few discreet ones

Hell yes ! We could use a women with your fucked up perspective !!!

Grab your jacket your in

Yayyyyy! What do I need to do for the initiation rite?

Yeah we throw water over you then cover you in flower ? Second thoughts creeping in ?

We all did it ?

But we live this life on a daily 24/7 no fucking let up PTU to the core

Then some people just wanna dip there toes in it !!!’

We don’t want half ass recruits !

All In or nothing at all ?

Am I right the PTU commission ??? You know who you’s are

"

We don’t do half measures

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ive 5 tattoos and getting more ,people should release its a form of art and expression "

Yeah but that was the old thread not sure your grasping this one !

But we don’t hate

Unless your a parked skoda !

Then there’s people on here I can’t rain in ! There gonna fuck shit up

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

You need an anthem.

I'm going in with Agadoo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I join, Talla? I've got a few discreet ones

Hell yes ! We could use a women with your fucked up perspective !!!

Grab your jacket your in

Yayyyyy! What do I need to do for the initiation rite?

Yeah we throw water over you then cover you in flower ? Second thoughts creeping in ?

We all did it ?

But we live this life on a daily 24/7 no fucking let up PTU to the core

Then some people just wanna dip there toes in it !!!’

We don’t want half ass recruits !

All In or nothing at all ?

Am I right the PTU commission ??? You know who you’s are

We don’t do half measures"

Only of straight vodka,gin,whiskey or petrol

In a pint glass !

It’s how we roll

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"You need an anthem.

I'm going in with Agadoo."

That's not bad ass enough though, sesame street we could definitely rock

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You need an anthem.

I'm going in with Agadoo."

Oh you joined ? Nice !

I need to catch up I was taking a snickers bar of some 10 year old kid outside !

Always keeping it lit !

We never said it would be easy

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Can I join

Are you cool ? And a tad crazy ?

Crazy Is not a requirement but it helps

No one who is cool would ever say they were cool"

No they say they're kool

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You need an anthem.

I'm going in with Agadoo.

That's not bad ass enough though, sesame street we could definitely rock "

Chuckle vision theme tune ? Look just spit balling here it’s a joint decision

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By *ringles0510Woman  over a year ago

Central Borders

This Prat would like to join the Union!!! Can't believe you started without me

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By *orkshire-man2021Man  over a year ago

South Yorkshire


"This Prat would like to join the Union!!! Can't believe you started without me "

Haha ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You need an anthem.

I'm going in with Agadoo.

That's not bad ass enough though, sesame street we could definitely rock

Chuckle vision theme tune ? Look just spit balling here it’s a joint decision "

Na fuck all these something original! Any musical talented individuals in are diverse group Of crazy lunatics

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"This Prat would like to join the Union!!! Can't believe you started without me "

Yes you finally made it

I may have to leave as I promised my mum I'd rub her bunions in a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This Prat would like to join the Union!!! Can't believe you started without me "

Miss Pringle there is a seat at the table !

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"You need an anthem.

I'm going in with Agadoo.

That's not bad ass enough though, sesame street we could definitely rock

Chuckle vision theme tune ? Look just spit balling here it’s a joint decision

Na fuck all these something original! Any musical talented individuals in are diverse group Of crazy lunatics "

Well I do play guitar and sing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This Prat would like to join the Union!!! Can't believe you started without me "

Pull up a chair you’re in

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This Prat would like to join the Union!!! Can't believe you started without me

Yes you finally made it

I may have to leave as I promised my mum I'd rub her bunions in a bit "

Thug/Pratt life stops for no bunion !

You go do your thing homie ! You deserve it

We got this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Right, that didn't go as well as we'd hoped. There was a gang of surly teenagers on BMX bikes down by the swings......long story short - turf war

I myself called them some pretty nasty names whilst being chased by 2 girls on skateboards. Don't worry, we doubled back and wrapped the swings round the top tube so nobody can use them. No one messes with us....

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By *ickawitchCouple  over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Are you cool ? And a tad crazy ?

Crazy Is not a requirement but it helps "

Sounds like the perfect place for me to hang out....I am heavily tattooed and not neuro typical soooooooooooo am I in??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I join

Are you cool ? And a tad crazy ?

Crazy Is not a requirement but it helps

Im probably more crazy than cool,"

It’s not a contest mate wer all cool

And crazy as fuck !

Note.....

cofounder’s add this to are mantra

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"You need an anthem.

I'm going in with Agadoo.

That's not bad ass enough though, sesame street we could definitely rock

Chuckle vision theme tune ? Look just spit balling here it’s a joint decision "

You need a vote on it, if you're going to Union properly.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"You need an anthem.

I'm going in with Agadoo.

That's not bad ass enough though, sesame street we could definitely rock

Chuckle vision theme tune ? Look just spit balling here it’s a joint decision

Na fuck all these something original! Any musical talented individuals in are diverse group Of crazy lunatics

Well I do play guitar and sing "

Kumbaya around a fire pit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right, that didn't go as well as we'd hoped. There was a gang of surly teenagers on BMX bikes down by the swings......long story short - turf war

I myself called them some pretty nasty names whilst being chased by 2 girls on skateboards. Don't worry, we doubled back and wrapped the swings round the top tube so nobody can use them. No one messes with us.... "

Dastardly lil shits !

You good bro !

I’m jumping on my motor scooter now I’ll take the 2 chicks on the skate boards you just throw semi nasty comments at them

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Can I join, Talla? I've got a few discreet ones

Hell yes ! We could use a women with your fucked up perspective !!!

Grab your jacket your in

Yayyyyy! What do I need to do for the initiation rite?

Yeah we throw water over you then cover you in flower ? Second thoughts creeping in ?

We all did it ?

But we live this life on a daily 24/7 no fucking let up PTU to the core

Then some people just wanna dip there toes in it !!!’

We don’t want half ass recruits !

All In or nothing at all ?

Am I right the PTU commission ??? You know who you’s are

"

Can i forego the flour & be covered in treacle, instead?

Or this coming off as half ass, non committal shenanigans?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You need an anthem.

I'm going in with Agadoo.

That's not bad ass enough though, sesame street we could definitely rock

Chuckle vision theme tune ? Look just spit balling here it’s a joint decision

You need a vote on it, if you're going to Union properly.

"

Are next PTU town hall meeting to discuss next months mayhem agenda is coming up?

Just let me converse with the other cofounders and we get back to you with dates etc

Bring a sponge shit got nasty last month

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I join, Talla? I've got a few discreet ones

Hell yes ! We could use a women with your fucked up perspective !!!

Grab your jacket your in

Yayyyyy! What do I need to do for the initiation rite?

Yeah we throw water over you then cover you in flower ? Second thoughts creeping in ?

We all did it ?

But we live this life on a daily 24/7 no fucking let up PTU to the core

Then some people just wanna dip there toes in it !!!’

We don’t want half ass recruits !

All In or nothing at all ?

Am I right the PTU commission ??? You know who you’s are

Can i forego the flour & be covered in treacle, instead?

Or this coming off as half ass, non committal shenanigans? "

Look red I can’t come off biased here cause we go back the people won’t have it !

It’s flower and water stop bitching !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I join

Are you cool ? And a tad crazy ?

Crazy Is not a requirement but it helps

Im probably more crazy than cool,

It’s not a contest mate wer all cool

And crazy as fuck !

Note.....

cofounder’s add this to are mantra

"

Then I’m in lol I hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Man, I'm going off grid for a while, going on the rampage, a few new homies getting "blooded" tonight. Can't say too much case the 5:0 are keeping tabs but we're definitely going down to the traffic lights by the park, gonna press the button so the cars have to stop - then we're not even going to cross....

Shiz gonna get real

Don't forget the glue

Can’t tress this enough only prit stick people !

Wer not animals!

Even tho a certain member ( not mentioning names ) got reckless and could probably face man slaughter charges !

Point is we all make mistakes and this live life ain’t for everyone !

Yes only prit stick, we don't want any sticky situations where we have to cut fingers off again "

that was an unfortunate incident ! Again I won’t mention names !

But who needs there index one anyway it’s like a kidney you got two

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Can I join, Talla? I've got a few discreet ones

Hell yes ! We could use a women with your fucked up perspective !!!

Grab your jacket your in

Yayyyyy! What do I need to do for the initiation rite?

Yeah we throw water over you then cover you in flower ? Second thoughts creeping in ?

We all did it ?

But we live this life on a daily 24/7 no fucking let up PTU to the core

Then some people just wanna dip there toes in it !!!’

We don’t want half ass recruits !

All In or nothing at all ?

Am I right the PTU commission ??? You know who you’s are

Can i forego the flour & be covered in treacle, instead?

Or this coming off as half ass, non committal shenanigans?

Look red I can’t come off biased here cause we go back the people won’t have it !

It’s flower and water stop bitching !

"

*Mutters mutinously under her breath.

Ok Talla. Soak me up & dunk me in it. Shit's gonna get messy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I join

Are you cool ? And a tad crazy ?

Crazy Is not a requirement but it helps

Im probably more crazy than cool,

It’s not a contest mate wer all cool

And crazy as fuck !

Note.....

cofounder’s add this to are mantra

Then I’m in lol I hope "

Well apparently your more crazy then me so fuck yeah your in !!! Anyone that brash deserves to be ! Need more like that !

Welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I join, Talla? I've got a few discreet ones

Hell yes ! We could use a women with your fucked up perspective !!!

Grab your jacket your in

Yayyyyy! What do I need to do for the initiation rite?

Yeah we throw water over you then cover you in flower ? Second thoughts creeping in ?

We all did it ?

But we live this life on a daily 24/7 no fucking let up PTU to the core

Then some people just wanna dip there toes in it !!!’

We don’t want half ass recruits !

All In or nothing at all ?

Am I right the PTU commission ??? You know who you’s are

Can i forego the flour & be covered in treacle, instead?

Or this coming off as half ass, non committal shenanigans?

Look red I can’t come off biased here cause we go back the people won’t have it !

It’s flower and water stop bitching !

*Mutters mutinously under her breath.

Ok Talla. Soak me up & dunk me in it. Shit's gonna get messy "

This is sounding less like an initiation if I’m honest !

Ok then I’ll just crane kick you in the crotch !!!! sound better ?

your obviously not impressed how we do things around here ?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Can I join, Talla? I've got a few discreet ones

Hell yes ! We could use a women with your fucked up perspective !!!

Grab your jacket your in

Yayyyyy! What do I need to do for the initiation rite?

Yeah we throw water over you then cover you in flower ? Second thoughts creeping in ?

We all did it ?

But we live this life on a daily 24/7 no fucking let up PTU to the core

Then some people just wanna dip there toes in it !!!’

We don’t want half ass recruits !

All In or nothing at all ?

Am I right the PTU commission ??? You know who you’s are

Can i forego the flour & be covered in treacle, instead?

Or this coming off as half ass, non committal shenanigans?

Look red I can’t come off biased here cause we go back the people won’t have it !

It’s flower and water stop bitching !

*Mutters mutinously under her breath.

Ok Talla. Soak me up & dunk me in it. Shit's gonna get messy

This is sounding less like an initiation if I’m honest !

Ok then I’ll just crane kick you in the crotch !!!! sound better ?

your obviously not impressed how we do things around here ? "

But I wanna play with thuggy tattooed types

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I join, Talla? I've got a few discreet ones

Hell yes ! We could use a women with your fucked up perspective !!!

Grab your jacket your in

Yayyyyy! What do I need to do for the initiation rite?

Yeah we throw water over you then cover you in flower ? Second thoughts creeping in ?

We all did it ?

But we live this life on a daily 24/7 no fucking let up PTU to the core

Then some people just wanna dip there toes in it !!!’

We don’t want half ass recruits !

All In or nothing at all ?

Am I right the PTU commission ??? You know who you’s are

Can i forego the flour & be covered in treacle, instead?

Or this coming off as half ass, non committal shenanigans?

Look red I can’t come off biased here cause we go back the people won’t have it !

It’s flower and water stop bitching !

*Mutters mutinously under her breath.

Ok Talla. Soak me up & dunk me in it. Shit's gonna get messy

This is sounding less like an initiation if I’m honest !

Ok then I’ll just crane kick you in the crotch !!!! sound better ?

your obviously not impressed how we do things around here ?

But I wanna play with thuggy tattooed types

"

This isn’t crèche I’m afraid your in the wrong fucking thread my love !

And be careful what you wish for !

your part of the crew so you gotta get your hands dirty !

You reckon someone as posh as you could really kick it with us ? !

People like to talk a big game give them a box toilet roll and prit stick and watch there balls drop !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I join, Talla? I've got a few discreet ones

Hell yes ! We could use a women with your fucked up perspective !!!

Grab your jacket your in

Yayyyyy! What do I need to do for the initiation rite?

Yeah we throw water over you then cover you in flower ? Second thoughts creeping in ?

We all did it ?

But we live this life on a daily 24/7 no fucking let up PTU to the core

Then some people just wanna dip there toes in it !!!’

We don’t want half ass recruits !

All In or nothing at all ?

Am I right the PTU commission ??? You know who you’s are

Can i forego the flour & be covered in treacle, instead?

Or this coming off as half ass, non committal shenanigans?

Look red I can’t come off biased here cause we go back the people won’t have it !

It’s flower and water stop bitching !

*Mutters mutinously under her breath.

Ok Talla. Soak me up & dunk me in it. Shit's gonna get messy

This is sounding less like an initiation if I’m honest !

Ok then I’ll just crane kick you in the crotch !!!! sound better ?

your obviously not impressed how we do things around here ?

But I wanna play with thuggy tattooed types

"

Play? Play?? This ain't no game sista, I was facing an almost certain Chinese burn if things had if gone south earlier...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I join, Talla? I've got a few discreet ones

Hell yes ! We could use a women with your fucked up perspective !!!

Grab your jacket your in

Yayyyyy! What do I need to do for the initiation rite?

Yeah we throw water over you then cover you in flower ? Second thoughts creeping in ?

We all did it ?

But we live this life on a daily 24/7 no fucking let up PTU to the core

Then some people just wanna dip there toes in it !!!’

We don’t want half ass recruits !

All In or nothing at all ?

Am I right the PTU commission ??? You know who you’s are

Can i forego the flour & be covered in treacle, instead?

Or this coming off as half ass, non committal shenanigans?

Look red I can’t come off biased here cause we go back the people won’t have it !

It’s flower and water stop bitching !

*Mutters mutinously under her breath.

Ok Talla. Soak me up & dunk me in it. Shit's gonna get messy

This is sounding less like an initiation if I’m honest !

Ok then I’ll just crane kick you in the crotch !!!! sound better ?

your obviously not impressed how we do things around here ?

But I wanna play with thuggy tattooed types

Play? Play?? This ain't no game sista, I was facing an almost certain Chinese burn if things had if gone south earlier... "

One of are more eager recruits right here !

You could maybe learn a thing or two off this lad !

As I said he’s like a Vietnam vet !

He’s some some shit !

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Can I join, Talla? I've got a few discreet ones

Hell yes ! We could use a women with your fucked up perspective !!!

Grab your jacket your in

Yayyyyy! What do I need to do for the initiation rite?

Yeah we throw water over you then cover you in flower ? Second thoughts creeping in ?

We all did it ?

But we live this life on a daily 24/7 no fucking let up PTU to the core

Then some people just wanna dip there toes in it !!!’

We don’t want half ass recruits !

All In or nothing at all ?

Am I right the PTU commission ??? You know who you’s are

Can i forego the flour & be covered in treacle, instead?

Or this coming off as half ass, non committal shenanigans?

Look red I can’t come off biased here cause we go back the people won’t have it !

It’s flower and water stop bitching !

*Mutters mutinously under her breath.

Ok Talla. Soak me up & dunk me in it. Shit's gonna get messy

This is sounding less like an initiation if I’m honest !

Ok then I’ll just crane kick you in the crotch !!!! sound better ?

your obviously not impressed how we do things around here ?

But I wanna play with thuggy tattooed types

This isn’t crèche I’m afraid your in the wrong fucking thread my love !

And be careful what you wish for !

your part of the crew so you gotta get your hands dirty !

You reckon someone as posh as you could really kick it with us ? !

People like to talk a big game give them a box toilet roll and prit stick and watch there balls drop !

"

Hey, what I lack in thuggery by being from the Posh Side, I more than make up for with my potty mouth. Do your worst, Talla, ye fecking gobshite! I can take it!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Can I join, Talla? I've got a few discreet ones

Hell yes ! We could use a women with your fucked up perspective !!!

Grab your jacket your in

Yayyyyy! What do I need to do for the initiation rite?

Yeah we throw water over you then cover you in flower ? Second thoughts creeping in ?

We all did it ?

But we live this life on a daily 24/7 no fucking let up PTU to the core

Then some people just wanna dip there toes in it !!!’

We don’t want half ass recruits !

All In or nothing at all ?

Am I right the PTU commission ??? You know who you’s are

Can i forego the flour & be covered in treacle, instead?

Or this coming off as half ass, non committal shenanigans?

Look red I can’t come off biased here cause we go back the people won’t have it !

It’s flower and water stop bitching !

*Mutters mutinously under her breath.

Ok Talla. Soak me up & dunk me in it. Shit's gonna get messy

This is sounding less like an initiation if I’m honest !

Ok then I’ll just crane kick you in the crotch !!!! sound better ?

your obviously not impressed how we do things around here ?

But I wanna play with thuggy tattooed types

Play? Play?? This ain't no game sista, I was facing an almost certain Chinese burn if things had if gone south earlier... "

Come on!! I'll take you too!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

You better show this newbie wats up mate ! She’s sassy ! Put her where she belongs in the corner !

I wish you the best of luck

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"You better show this newbie wats up mate ! She’s sassy ! Put her where she belongs in the corner !

I wish you the best of luck "

I'll sass your fecking ass for you!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You better show this newbie wats up mate ! She’s sassy ! Put her where she belongs in the corner !

I wish you the best of luck "

Man I sleep with a box of eggs under my pillow, I'm good to go 24/7. Say the word and I'll give her one of my baddest dirty looks. Ain't no coming back from that. I got no time for dissent in the ranks, you feelin me?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I join, Talla? I've got a few discreet ones

Hell yes ! We could use a women with your fucked up perspective !!!

Grab your jacket your in

Yayyyyy! What do I need to do for the initiation rite?

Yeah we throw water over you then cover you in flower ? Second thoughts creeping in ?

We all did it ?

But we live this life on a daily 24/7 no fucking let up PTU to the core

Then some people just wanna dip there toes in it !!!’

We don’t want half ass recruits !

All In or nothing at all ?

Am I right the PTU commission ??? You know who you’s are

Can i forego the flour & be covered in treacle, instead?

Or this coming off as half ass, non committal shenanigans?

Look red I can’t come off biased here cause we go back the people won’t have it !

It’s flower and water stop bitching !

*Mutters mutinously under her breath.

Ok Talla. Soak me up & dunk me in it. Shit's gonna get messy

This is sounding less like an initiation if I’m honest !

Ok then I’ll just crane kick you in the crotch !!!! sound better ?

your obviously not impressed how we do things around here ?

But I wanna play with thuggy tattooed types

Play? Play?? This ain't no game sista, I was facing an almost certain Chinese burn if things had if gone south earlier...

Come on!! I'll take you too!!! "

You don't have a skateboard by any chance??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I join, Talla? I've got a few discreet ones

Hell yes ! We could use a women with your fucked up perspective !!!

Grab your jacket your in

Yayyyyy! What do I need to do for the initiation rite?

Yeah we throw water over you then cover you in flower ? Second thoughts creeping in ?

We all did it ?

But we live this life on a daily 24/7 no fucking let up PTU to the core

Then some people just wanna dip there toes in it !!!’

We don’t want half ass recruits !

All In or nothing at all ?

Am I right the PTU commission ??? You know who you’s are

Can i forego the flour & be covered in treacle, instead?

Or this coming off as half ass, non committal shenanigans?

Look red I can’t come off biased here cause we go back the people won’t have it !

It’s flower and water stop bitching !

*Mutters mutinously under her breath.

Ok Talla. Soak me up & dunk me in it. Shit's gonna get messy

This is sounding less like an initiation if I’m honest !

Ok then I’ll just crane kick you in the crotch !!!! sound better ?

your obviously not impressed how we do things around here ?

But I wanna play with thuggy tattooed types

Play? Play?? This ain't no game sista, I was facing an almost certain Chinese burn if things had if gone south earlier...

Come on!! I'll take you too!!!

You don't have a skateboard by any chance?? "

Mate it’s 11:34 pretty sure the crew is sipping on a large mug of brovel

Slippers on and watching a recording of today’s countdown ! Ready for a good nights rest !

Was a good thread while it lasted ! Got a good laugh today

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

I don't like being sticky, can I wear a wet suit and Marigolds?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just popping by to perv please carry on

Sorry you can’t just pop on and perv Willy nilly at are members!

Very strict rules about that !

You ether have a question about are organization or you wanna join ? "

ok I have 2 little tats on my back and want more lol

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman  over a year ago

lancashire


"Just popping by to perv please carry on

Sorry you can’t just pop on and perv Willy nilly at are members!

Very strict rules about that !

You ether have a question about are organization or you wanna join ? "

Oh well I have a question while I have a perv at all these gorgeous tattooed bodies...what's it all about OP Looking good too OP...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I join, Talla? I've got a few discreet ones

Hell yes ! We could use a women with your fucked up perspective !!!

Grab your jacket your in

Yayyyyy! What do I need to do for the initiation rite?

Yeah we throw water over you then cover you in flower ? Second thoughts creeping in ?

We all did it ?

But we live this life on a daily 24/7 no fucking let up PTU to the core

Then some people just wanna dip there toes in it !!!’

We don’t want half ass recruits !

All In or nothing at all ?

Am I right the PTU commission ??? You know who you’s are

Can i forego the flour & be covered in treacle, instead?

Or this coming off as half ass, non committal shenanigans?

Look red I can’t come off biased here cause we go back the people won’t have it !

It’s flower and water stop bitching !

*Mutters mutinously under her breath.

Ok Talla. Soak me up & dunk me in it. Shit's gonna get messy

This is sounding less like an initiation if I’m honest !

Ok then I’ll just crane kick you in the crotch !!!! sound better ?

your obviously not impressed how we do things around here ?

But I wanna play with thuggy tattooed types

Play? Play?? This ain't no game sista, I was facing an almost certain Chinese burn if things had if gone south earlier...

Come on!! I'll take you too!!!

You don't have a skateboard by any chance??

Mate it’s 11:34 pretty sure the crew is sipping on a large mug of brovel

Slippers on and watching a recording of today’s countdown ! Ready for a good nights rest !

Was a good thread while it lasted ! Got a good laugh today "

Great craic all round, better get my jimjams on.

Peace out....

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By *otBunsHunWoman  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I have a question.

What the fuck is a PTU union?"

wondering also .....

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Can I join, Talla? I've got a few discreet ones

Hell yes ! We could use a women with your fucked up perspective !!!

Grab your jacket your in

Yayyyyy! What do I need to do for the initiation rite?

Yeah we throw water over you then cover you in flower ? Second thoughts creeping in ?

We all did it ?

But we live this life on a daily 24/7 no fucking let up PTU to the core

Then some people just wanna dip there toes in it !!!’

We don’t want half ass recruits !

All In or nothing at all ?

Am I right the PTU commission ??? You know who you’s are

Can i forego the flour & be covered in treacle, instead?

Or this coming off as half ass, non committal shenanigans?

Look red I can’t come off biased here cause we go back the people won’t have it !

It’s flower and water stop bitching !

*Mutters mutinously under her breath.

Ok Talla. Soak me up & dunk me in it. Shit's gonna get messy

This is sounding less like an initiation if I’m honest !

Ok then I’ll just crane kick you in the crotch !!!! sound better ?

your obviously not impressed how we do things around here ?

But I wanna play with thuggy tattooed types

Play? Play?? This ain't no game sista, I was facing an almost certain Chinese burn if things had if gone south earlier...

Come on!! I'll take you too!!!

You don't have a skateboard by any chance??

Mate it’s 11:34 pretty sure the crew is sipping on a large mug of brovel

Slippers on and watching a recording of today’s countdown ! Ready for a good nights rest !

Was a good thread while it lasted ! Got a good laugh today

Great craic all round, better get my jimjams on.

Peace out.... "

We only do horlicks at night in this gang

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"I have a question.

What the fuck is a PTU union? wondering also ....."

All explained above and it's dead serious so brace yourself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a question.

What the fuck is a PTU union? wondering also .....

All explained above and it's dead serious so brace yourself "

Yeah! It's super cereal!

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"I have a question.

What the fuck is a PTU union? wondering also .....

All explained above and it's dead serious so brace yourself

Yeah! It's super cereal! "

We're all bonkers, it's the pritt stick and horlicks I reckon

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