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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
that people have been telling me I'm full of shit and completely toxic.......they've been fecking right! Just had my first colonic irrigation - 160 litres of water (that's 35 gallons in old money!) has been pumped up my jacksy and the therapist said it was a good cleanout.....gotta say my stomach feels easier than it has in a long while.....but 35 gallons!!!!!!!
She also said, colonic blockages can mean the colon presses on other organs or parts of the body so I'm hoping it may help with some of my joint pains, but I do definately feel livelier for it, although that could be cos I'm being a bit proactive and trying different complementary therapies
Just gotta find a cock or two now seeing as I'm clean inside and out - at my friend's boyfriend's birthday party tonight, I've told him to get me some cock in unless he wants to be the lucky recipient - my mate wouldn't mind, we've swapped before, but he's a tad more vanilla so reckon I've scared him into rounding up a few potentials for me!  |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Thanks you guys, yeah hosepipe ban still in place and it's pissing it down so hopefully Coniston will refill......didn't mind the treatment so much, it was having to have it on the pavement by the fire hydrant that was a bit embarrassing.....  |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"35 gallons! all at the same time??
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One hosepipe putting it in, one taking it out, took just over an hour.......having another one next month and my sciatica is feeling a good bit better today, but I have the hangover from hell as I've spent the last coupla days with my mate and her boyfriend - Cumbria have appealed for supplies of wine, vodka and lager as between the 3 of us we've drank the county dry - I like to replace my toxins on a regular basis |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Probably be cheaper Nucs 
Panick if they call in fire brigade for extra pumps 
On plus side, all those men in uniforms
No the down side you naked with a hose up your arse  "
Maybe should try a fetish site then  |
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"Probably be cheaper Nucs
Panick if they call in fire brigade for extra pumps
On plus side, all those men in uniforms
No the down side you naked with a hose up your arse
Maybe should try a fetish site then "
 now that made me laugh, miss can I have my hose back please  |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Probably be cheaper Nucs
Panick if they call in fire brigade for extra pumps
On plus side, all those men in uniforms
No the down side you naked with a hose up your arse
Maybe should try a fetish site then
now that made me laugh, miss can I have my hose back please "
Coming soon to YouPorn....... |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"I do definately feel livelier for it
I think I'd feel livelier having had 35 gallons of water flushed through my arse "
And now rough as fuck after flushing about the same amount of wine and vodka jellies through me over the past coupla days......signing the pledge (till the weekend) |
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"I do definately feel livelier for it
I think I'd feel livelier having had 35 gallons of water flushed through my arse
And now rough as fuck after flushing about the same amount of wine and vodka jellies through me over the past coupla days......signing the pledge (till the weekend) "
Give you till Wednesday or sooner if you have a crap day |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"I do definately feel livelier for it
I think I'd feel livelier having had 35 gallons of water flushed through my arse
And now rough as fuck after flushing about the same amount of wine and vodka jellies through me over the past coupla days......signing the pledge (till the weekend)
Give you till Wednesday or sooner if you have a crap day"
You know me so well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To aid with both the joints and the hosepipe ban, have you thought about suggesting that they use WD40 instead of water the nextctime they flush you through Caz? |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"To aid with both the joints and the hosepipe ban, have you thought about suggesting that they use WD40 instead of water the nextctime they flush you through Caz?"
Who do you think I am, fecking Metal Mickey????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To aid with both the joints and the hosepipe ban, have you thought about suggesting that they use WD40 instead of water the nextctime they flush you through Caz?
Who do you think I am, fecking Metal Mickey????? "
Pmsl Well now you come to mention it, there is more than a passing resembelence |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"To aid with both the joints and the hosepipe ban, have you thought about suggesting that they use WD40 instead of water the nextctime they flush you through Caz?
Who do you think I am, fecking Metal Mickey?????
Pmsl Well now you come to mention it, there is more than a passing resembelence "
I'm more Marvin the Paranoid Android.....here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't.
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"To aid with both the joints and the hosepipe ban, have you thought about suggesting that they use WD40 instead of water the nextctime they flush you through Caz?
Who do you think I am, fecking Metal Mickey????? "
Thirty five gallon of WD40 FFS cost a fortune |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"To aid with both the joints and the hosepipe ban, have you thought about suggesting that they use WD40 instead of water the nextctime they flush you through Caz?
Who do you think I am, fecking Metal Mickey?????
Thirty five gallon of WD40 FFS cost a fortune "
I'm sure I saw it half price in Sainsbury's. Alongside motor oil at a very reasonable price. |
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"To aid with both the joints and the hosepipe ban, have you thought about suggesting that they use WD40 instead of water the nextctime they flush you through Caz?
Who do you think I am, fecking Metal Mickey?????
Thirty five gallon of WD40 FFS cost a fortune
They selling by the oil drum with a free pump thrown in by any chance
I'm sure I saw it half price in Sainsbury's. Alongside motor oil at a very reasonable price."
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"To aid with both the joints and the hosepipe ban, have you thought about suggesting that they use WD40 instead of water the nextctime they flush you through Caz?
Who do you think I am, fecking Metal Mickey?????
Thirty five gallon of WD40 FFS cost a fortune "
ahhhh but the up side is no lube needed for anal
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"To aid with both the joints and the hosepipe ban, have you thought about suggesting that they use WD40 instead of water the nextctime they flush you through Caz?
Who do you think I am, fecking Metal Mickey?????
Thirty five gallon of WD40 FFS cost a fortune
ahhhh but the up side is no lube needed for anal
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After 35 gallon of WD40, Sheilds, the poor bastard would shoot out at about half the speed of sound........all there'd be would be this whoosh through Cumbria of a naked guy with a very surprised look on his phizog......and a frustrated Blonde ratching in the toybox for her double-ender  |
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