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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got that cucumber right up your arse with no lube.
Cucumbers are self lubricating, eeeevrrybody knows that  "
I hate to be the one to break this to you but you probably just have a very wet arse. |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
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"Got that cucumber right up your arse with no lube.
Cucumbers are self lubricating, eeeevrrybody knows that
I hate to be the one to break this to you but you probably just have a very wet arse."
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"Made a good thread? Where is it?
If you ever find it, please let me know.
Nope, I'll let you hunt it down as it would keep you occupied for weeks before you finally give up  "
I know it doesn't exist! |
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"Sucked your own cock 
Lol. Great minds! 
Nope! Never appealed to me. "
Evidently it didn't appeal to God when he created us, either.
I used to think he was just a spoil sport but later came to realise that it was all part of a plan.
If men could suck themselves off they wouldn't bother with sex and as a consequence not enough new people would be born and thus replenish dwindling church congregations.
Everything happens for a reason. |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"Found the remote control down the back of the sofa?"
Not yet. I fear it is lost forever. Somebody talked me in to getting a really small one so that it makes certain size comparisons more impressive. |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"Found the remote control down the back of the sofa?
Not yet. I fear it is lost forever. Somebody talked me in to getting a really small one so that it makes certain size comparisons more impressive. "
My bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Found the ultimate film recommendation?
A wild you appeared! 
Ummm I seem to remember I did that the other day!
I like to keep you on your toes.
I would like another please "
Hooray! You haven’t left  |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Found the ultimate film recommendation?
A wild you appeared!
Ummm I seem to remember I did that the other day!
I like to keep you on your toes.
I would like another please
Hooray! You haven’t left "
Careful! Don't scare her off again |
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"Found the ultimate film recommendation?
A wild you appeared!
Ummm I seem to remember I did that the other day!
I like to keep you on your toes.
I would like another please
Hooray! You haven’t left
Careful! Don't scare her off again"
It’s true. I’m easily spooked. |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"But you will never know what!
Feel free to speculate.
Worked out a velocity of a swallow carring a coconut "
Its not that, but yes I did do that a while ago. Unfortunately the answer would blow your mind do I am unable to divulge any information regarding to it. |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Can I do it too?
C
Hmmmm you can, yes
Mmm interesting... Would I want to?? only you would be able to answer such a question.
I like a bit of mystery, count me in! What do I do now?"
You do it. |
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