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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

What would you present on a plate for me ?

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By *o-jCouple  over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"What would you present on a plate for me ? "

Chances are it'd arrive in a box or cartons

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

cock in the hole, soz got a finger tremble toad in the hole

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

pie and chips....

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"What would you present on a plate for me ?

Chances are it'd arrive in a box or cartons "

cock in a box?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

oss meat

any way you want it! The French love it

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"pie and chips.... "
classy bird as ever DG

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"oss meat

any way you want it! The French love it "

cant beat a bit of rump

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"pie and chips.... classy bird as ever DG "

I know only the best for you....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

an egg

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"an egg"
with soldiers?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"an eggwith soldiers?"

no, just an egg

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By *o-jCouple  over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"pie and chips.... "

Push the boat out and offer her mushy peas AND gravy

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"an eggwith soldiers?

no, just an egg"

biatch

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"an eggwith soldiers?

no, just an eggbiatch "

well at least one thing would of been laid

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"pie and chips....

Push the boat out and offer her mushy peas AND gravy "

we dont have peas here...we only have paaaaaaaaays

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By *irtydanMan  over a year ago

Blackpool


"oss meat

any way you want it! The French love it cant beat a bit of rump "

i bet you love that rare ?

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By *uro anchorMan  over a year ago

Coventry

meat balls and a little sausage...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

sausage in a bun

lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Something light and delicious for the main course, like salmon and broccoli quiche. Home made, of course. With salad. Then having dined so virtuously, you can make a pig of yourself with an easy conscience on my famous chocolate peanut butter brownies.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Assiete of scallops with leeks in a light butter sauce, chorizo and fine beans. Fresh crusty bread and salt crusted butter.

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By *exy_couple_now_mancCouple  over a year ago

Oldham

Would the egg be fertilised ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its Friday, fish supper night. With a bottle of beer. No expense spared

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would you present on a plate for me ? "

faggots and peas...

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By *irtydanMan  over a year ago

Blackpool


"Assiete of scallops with leeks in a light butter sauce, chorizo and fine beans. Fresh crusty bread and salt crusted butter."
wow that sounds nice

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"What would you present on a plate for me ?

faggots and peas..."

yum yum what time is dinner??

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

A 3 star fish meal

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Assiete of scallops with leeks in a light butter sauce, chorizo and fine beans. Fresh crusty bread and salt crusted butter. wow that sounds nice "

I only make things I want to eat myself (apart from chutney).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

well i do have a thing about Pop Tarts

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"A 3 star fish meal"
jumbo fish fingers arent my cuppa tea

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"well i do have a thing about Pop Tarts "
oi...you eat ya pop tart...ive just been offered something delectable......psssssssssst do you have the blueberry ones?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Spaghetti bolognaise because that's what Im making so just do extra

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"A 3 star fish mealjumbo fish fingers arent my cuppa tea "

Not even with beans and smiley faces?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Spaghetti bolognaise because that's what Im making so just do extra "
proper tscetti?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Spaghetti bolognaise because that's what Im making so just do extra proper tscetti? "

That would be a no

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It would have to be home made curry with a lot of heat in it so you would have to strip to stay cool, you bring the cake where i would let you whip up my cream lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"well i do have a thing about Pop Tarts oi...you eat ya pop tart...ive just been offered something delectable......psssssssssst do you have the blueberry ones?"

they are not bad but i like the frosted chocolate fudge better with a nice moccachino,i'm waiting for the fanny flavoured ltd ed pop tart

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

you`d be cooking for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you`d be cooking for me "

Be still, my beating heart.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pot Noodle.... Bombay Bad Boy !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you`d be cooking for me

Be still, my beating heart."

cuz i cant cook

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you`d be cooking for me

Be still, my beating heart.

cuz i cant cook "

Learn, dude. Learn!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you`d be cooking for me

Be still, my beating heart.

cuz i cant cook

Learn, dude. Learn!"

I would give you a cooking lesson hon

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By *o-jCouple  over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

I'd take you out to dine ....

6 halves of lager and lime and a packet of salt and vinegar .....

And maybe a bag of chip if I'm still feeling flush

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By *abloBackMan  over a year ago

London

Steak and champagne

Save a glass for the blowout

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A juicy Rib-eye steak, medium rare, with a creamy Stilton sauce on the side, chips, onion rings, pan-fried mushrooms, lightly dressed green salad, and a big glass of red wine.

And if you don't like it, the dog and myself will have it instead.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A juicy Rib-eye steak, medium rare, with a creamy Stilton sauce on the side, chips, onion rings, pan-fried mushrooms, lightly dressed green salad, and a big glass of red wine.

And if you don't like it, the dog and myself will have it instead.

"

mmm that sounds nice what time is it ready

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By *acktilMan  over a year ago

Tewkesbury

1st course: Asparagus spears wrapped in pancetta with cherry tomatoes, drizzled in olive oil and roasted with just a hint of cardamon.

Main Course: Kleftico with a Moorish couscous and tebuoleh salad.

Dessert: Chocoholic bread and butter pudding. Not for the faint hart'd. Contains: 2 pints of double cream, 1 pound of 85% dark coco chocie, 2 white uncut loaves and 1/4 bottle of Jack. Oh an a few raisins.

All washed down with a nice bottle of 1986 perrier jouet belle epoque.

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By *bbandflowCouple  over a year ago

South Devon


"Assiete of scallops with leeks in a light butter sauce, chorizo and fine beans. Fresh crusty bread and salt crusted butter."

Sounds delicious. My OH is just serving up Brixham hake with fresh tomato sauce, new potatoes and garlic. Food it's nearly as god as sex

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By *acktilMan  over a year ago

Tewkesbury


"Assiete of scallops with leeks in a light butter sauce, chorizo and fine beans. Fresh crusty bread and salt crusted butter.

Sounds delicious. My OH is just serving up Brixham hake with fresh tomato sauce, new potatoes and garlic. Food it's nearly as god as sex "

May be we should do a dinner party where we all do a course. See mine above.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"1st course: Asparagus spears wrapped in pancetta with cherry tomatoes, drizzled in olive oil and roasted with just a hint of cardamon.

Main Course: Kleftico with a Moorish couscous and tebuoleh salad.

Dessert: Chocoholic bread and butter pudding. Not for the faint hart'd. Contains: 2 pints of double cream, 1 pound of 85% dark coco chocie, 2 white uncut loaves and 1/4 bottle of Jack. Oh an a few raisins.

All washed down with a nice bottle of 1986 perrier jouet belle epoque.

"

i fogot to say i dont like tomatoes

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By *acktilMan  over a year ago

Tewkesbury


"1st course: Asparagus spears wrapped in pancetta with cherry tomatoes, drizzled in olive oil and roasted with just a hint of cardamon.

Main Course: Kleftico with a Moorish couscous and tebuoleh salad.

Dessert: Chocoholic bread and butter pudding. Not for the faint hart'd. Contains: 2 pints of double cream, 1 pound of 85% dark coco chocie, 2 white uncut loaves and 1/4 bottle of Jack. Oh an a few raisins.

All washed down with a nice bottle of 1986 perrier jouet belle epoque.

i fogot to say i dont like tomatoes "

They can be removed from both 1st and main courses how does it rate?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"1st course: Asparagus spears wrapped in pancetta with cherry tomatoes, drizzled in olive oil and roasted with just a hint of cardamon.

Main Course: Kleftico with a Moorish couscous and tebuoleh salad.

Dessert: Chocoholic bread and butter pudding. Not for the faint hart'd. Contains: 2 pints of double cream, 1 pound of 85% dark coco chocie, 2 white uncut loaves and 1/4 bottle of Jack. Oh an a few raisins.

All washed down with a nice bottle of 1986 perrier jouet belle epoque.

i fogot to say i dont like tomatoes

They can be removed from both 1st and main courses how does it rate?"

Its acceptable , but i may pass on dessert, my arteries hardened on reading lol....maybe some cheese n biscuits?

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By *acktilMan  over a year ago

Tewkesbury


"1st course: Asparagus spears wrapped in pancetta with cherry tomatoes, drizzled in olive oil and roasted with just a hint of cardamon.

Main Course: Kleftico with a Moorish couscous and tebuoleh salad.

Dessert: Chocoholic bread and butter pudding. Not for the faint hart'd. Contains: 2 pints of double cream, 1 pound of 85% dark coco chocie, 2 white uncut loaves and 1/4 bottle of Jack. Oh an a few raisins.

All washed down with a nice bottle of 1986 perrier jouet belle epoque.

i fogot to say i dont like tomatoes

They can be removed from both 1st and main courses how does it rate?Its acceptable , but i may pass on dessert, my arteries hardened on reading lol....maybe some cheese n biscuits? "

Emm, Rockfort, White Stilton with ginger, 24 mth mature cheddar, baked camambert with thin slices of garlic inserted into the skin.

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

Haven't seen anything to beat my fishy fingers yet

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Haven't seen anything to beat my fishy fingers yet "
go stick ya fingers up captain birdeyes ass then...

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Haven't seen anything to beat my fishy fingers yet go stick ya fingers up captain birdeyes ass then... "

I'm not abusing the captain ! The mans a legend

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Haven't seen anything to beat my fishy fingers yet go stick ya fingers up captain birdeyes ass then...

I'm not abusing the captain ! The mans a legend"

he may like it.....have ya seen that pervy wink.....

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Haven't seen anything to beat my fishy fingers yet go stick ya fingers up captain birdeyes ass then...

I'm not abusing the captain ! The mans a legendhe may like it.....have ya seen that pervy wink..... "

Only when I sat on his knee. I shan't be doing that again

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Haven't seen anything to beat my fishy fingers yet go stick ya fingers up captain birdeyes ass then...

I'm not abusing the captain ! The mans a legendhe may like it.....have ya seen that pervy wink.....

Only when I sat on his knee. I shan't be doing that again "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would you present on a plate for me ? "
Soy glazed salmon

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By *randmrssmithMan  over a year ago

london

Bag of chips and a can of gotta splash the cash

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Bag of chips and a can of gotta splash the cash "
be still my beating heart

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am hungry can someone cook me dinner...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

the hacked up body parts of a jehovas witness..

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"the hacked up body parts of a jehovas witness.."
how appetising.....with a nice Chianti?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cherry flavour lube, chocolate body paint and squirty cream.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Cherry flavour lube, chocolate body paint and squirty cream.

"

you had me at chocolate body paint

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Starter

Pure tomato extract filtered and poured into an ice frosted glass with a drop of tobasco.

Main

A small light creamy risotto with wild mushrooms and flavoured with a small amount of the juice of steeped pochini mushroom for a slight meaty undertone

To accompany a crisp chilled glass of Australian white wine

Along with the risotto a perfectly cooked fillet steak delectably flavoured

.....

A light sorbet to refresh the pallet

Sweet

A true mascarpone cheesecake topped with blueberry raspberry and a strawberry jutes With frozen blackberrys which melt like sorbet on the tongue .. A sprig of fresh mint on the top

To finish

Dark rich Italian espresso accompanied with caramel crunch biscuits with almond essence and ginger for the perfect taste sensation

To complete the evening a bottle of fine claret decanted and allowed to breath before slowly being d*unk over conversation with nothing but the flickering glow of candles in the room to light and reflect your features

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By *aceytopWoman  over a year ago

from a town near you


"Starter

Pure tomato extract filtered and poured into an ice frosted glass with a drop of tobasco.

Main

A small light creamy risotto with wild mushrooms and flavoured with a small amount of the juice of steeped pochini mushroom for a slight meaty undertone

To accompany a crisp chilled glass of Australian white wine

Along with the risotto a perfectly cooked fillet steak delectably flavoured

.....

A light sorbet to refresh the pallet

Sweet

A true mascarpone cheesecake topped with blueberry raspberry and a strawberry jutes With frozen blackberrys which melt like sorbet on the tongue .. A sprig of fresh mint on the top

To finish

Dark rich Italian espresso accompanied with caramel crunch biscuits with almond essence and ginger for the perfect taste sensation

To complete the evening a bottle of fine claret decanted and allowed to breath before slowly being d*unk over conversation with nothing but the flickering glow of candles in the room to light and reflect your features

"

never mind Femme,im coming to dinner

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Starter

Pure tomato extract filtered and poured into an ice frosted glass with a drop of tobasco.

Main

A small light creamy risotto with wild mushrooms and flavoured with a small amount of the juice of steeped pochini mushroom for a slight meaty undertone

To accompany a crisp chilled glass of Australian white wine

Along with the risotto a perfectly cooked fillet steak delectably flavoured

.....

A light sorbet to refresh the pallet

Sweet

A true mascarpone cheesecake topped with blueberry raspberry and a strawberry jutes With frozen blackberrys which melt like sorbet on the tongue .. A sprig of fresh mint on the top

To finish

Dark rich Italian espresso accompanied with caramel crunch biscuits with almond essence and ginger for the perfect taste sensation

To complete the evening a bottle of fine claret decanted and allowed to breath before slowly being d*unk over conversation with nothing but the flickering glow of candles in the room to light and reflect your features

never mind Femme,im coming to dinner "

me too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And I forgot to mention I'd be in a tux and if the lady would like a massage to complete the evening

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How about a bit of welsh meat! Lamb dagger! X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Starter

Pure tomato extract filtered and poured into an ice frosted glass with a drop of tobasco.

Main

A small light creamy risotto with wild mushrooms and flavoured with a small amount of the juice of steeped pochini mushroom for a slight meaty undertone

To accompany a crisp chilled glass of Australian white wine

Along with the risotto a perfectly cooked fillet steak delectably flavoured

.....

A light sorbet to refresh the pallet

Sweet

A true mascarpone cheesecake topped with blueberry raspberry and a strawberry jutes With frozen blackberrys which melt like sorbet on the tongue .. A sprig of fresh mint on the top

To finish

Dark rich Italian espresso accompanied with caramel crunch biscuits with almond essence and ginger for the perfect taste sensation

To complete the evening a bottle of fine claret decanted and allowed to breath before slowly being d*unk over conversation with nothing but the flickering glow of candles in the room to light and reflect your features

never mind Femme,im coming to dinner

me too "

I'd better get some more wine then

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By *arambarMan  over a year ago

swindon


"Cherry flavour lube, chocolate body paint and squirty cream.

"

I've already eaten but I wouldn't say no to some of that!

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By *arambarMan  over a year ago

swindon

Femme, d'you fancy a wiener schnitzel...?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Femme, d'you fancy a wiener schnitzel...?"
for starters...yeah why not

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Starter

Pure tomato extract filtered and poured into an ice frosted glass with a drop of tobasco.

Main

A small light creamy risotto with wild mushrooms and flavoured with a small amount of the juice of steeped pochini mushroom for a slight meaty undertone

To accompany a crisp chilled glass of Australian white wine

Along with the risotto a perfectly cooked fillet steak delectably flavoured

.....

A light sorbet to refresh the pallet

Sweet

A true mascarpone cheesecake topped with blueberry raspberry and a strawberry jutes With frozen blackberrys which melt like sorbet on the tongue .. A sprig of fresh mint on the top

To finish

Dark rich Italian espresso accompanied with caramel crunch biscuits with almond essence and ginger for the perfect taste sensation

To complete the evening a bottle of fine claret decanted and allowed to breath before slowly being d*unk over conversation with nothing but the flickering glow of candles in the room to light and reflect your features

never mind Femme,im coming to dinner

me too

I'd better get some more wine then

"

Got any brown sauce?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Starter

Pure tomato extract filtered and poured into an ice frosted glass with a drop of tobasco.

Main

A small light creamy risotto with wild mushrooms and flavoured with a small amount of the juice of steeped pochini mushroom for a slight meaty undertone

To accompany a crisp chilled glass of Australian white wine

Along with the risotto a perfectly cooked fillet steak delectably flavoured

.....

A light sorbet to refresh the pallet

Sweet

A true mascarpone cheesecake topped with blueberry raspberry and a strawberry jutes With frozen blackberrys which melt like sorbet on the tongue .. A sprig of fresh mint on the top

To finish

Dark rich Italian espresso accompanied with caramel crunch biscuits with almond essence and ginger for the perfect taste sensation

To complete the evening a bottle of fine claret decanted and allowed to breath before slowly being d*unk over conversation with nothing but the flickering glow of candles in the room to light and reflect your features

never mind Femme,im coming to dinner

me too

I'd better get some more wine then

Got any brown sauce? "

Could make some ...... Sauce ... Would ruin the delicate flavours Hmmm better add a peach sorbet as well to freshen the pallet after sauce

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