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"I been at work, that's where this single pringle has been.
I use that term for myself also 
I'm the stale one in the bottom of the tube that's all broken and pretty much crumbs   "
Sorry about that, I'm the one fretting and jumping around so probably partly responsible |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
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"I been at work, that's where this single pringle has been.
I use that term for myself also
I'm the stale one in the bottom of the tube that's all broken and pretty much crumbs "
Yeah but everyone always seem to take great pleasure in throwing the can back and emptying the crumbs into their mouth. |
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"I been at work, that's where this single pringle has been.
I use that term for myself also
I'm the stale one in the bottom of the tube that's all broken and pretty much crumbs
Sorry about that, I'm the one fretting and jumping around so probably partly responsible "
That explains my head ache, you shook me up n down! |
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"I been at work, that's where this single pringle has been.
I use that term for myself also
I'm the stale one in the bottom of the tube that's all broken and pretty much crumbs
Yeah but everyone always seem to take great pleasure in throwing the can back and emptying the crumbs into their mouth."
Only the greedy fuckers who'd eat a scabby horse |
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"I been at work, that's where this single pringle has been.
I use that term for myself also
I'm the stale one in the bottom of the tube that's all broken and pretty much crumbs
Sorry about that, I'm the one fretting and jumping around so probably partly responsible
That explains my head ache, you shook me up n down!"
Strange you should say that as I have a creeping one, it's just there niggling in the background.
Ps sorry for shaking you up |
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"I been at work, that's where this single pringle has been.
I use that term for myself also
I'm the stale one in the bottom of the tube that's all broken and pretty much crumbs
Sorry about that, I'm the one fretting and jumping around so probably partly responsible
That explains my head ache, you shook me up n down!
Strange you should say that as I have a creeping one, it's just there niggling in the background.
Ps sorry for shaking you up "
*Curls lip like Elvis*.... I'm all shook up |
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"I been at work, that's where this single pringle has been.
I use that term for myself also
I'm the stale one in the bottom of the tube that's all broken and pretty much crumbs
Sorry about that, I'm the one fretting and jumping around so probably partly responsible
That explains my head ache, you shook me up n down!
Strange you should say that as I have a creeping one, it's just there niggling in the background.
Ps sorry for shaking you up
*Curls lip like Elvis*.... I'm all shook up "
You should see my jagger impression |
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"I been at work, that's where this single pringle has been.
I use that term for myself also
I'm the stale one in the bottom of the tube that's all broken and pretty much crumbs
Sorry about that, I'm the one fretting and jumping around so probably partly responsible
That explains my head ache, you shook me up n down!
Strange you should say that as I have a creeping one, it's just there niggling in the background.
Ps sorry for shaking you up
*Curls lip like Elvis*.... I'm all shook up
You should see my jagger impression "
Fucking hell I just tried to do one and...well... I won't be trying again |
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"I been at work, that's where this single pringle has been.
I use that term for myself also
I'm the stale one in the bottom of the tube that's all broken and pretty much crumbs
Sorry about that, I'm the one fretting and jumping around so probably partly responsible
That explains my head ache, you shook me up n down!
Strange you should say that as I have a creeping one, it's just there niggling in the background.
Ps sorry for shaking you up
*Curls lip like Elvis*.... I'm all shook up
You should see my jagger impression
Fucking hell I just tried to do one and...well... I won't be trying again "
bottom lip and tongue |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
Pub.....?
Then d*unk at home trying to do a srir fry late at night pissed.
Fell asleep. Fire alarm. Then they wake up think shit food... run into kitchen & it all looks like piper alpha. You open a window after trying to put it out with water (which funilly enough doubles the flame? Go figure that one? Why do dat?), then end up throwing it in your next door neighbours back garden.
Meanwhile,... several hours have passed you wake up - it's morning & you feel like a Gorrilla has just crapped in your mouth? Your eyes look like something out of a Christopher Lee Hammer House of Horror film. You scratch your nuts (ladies, you may want to scratch something different?), then pull back the bedroom curtains only to find next doors cat is eating what you threw out the window. The dirrrtttty b*****d!
Is that close enough?
Oh well....  |
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"Single!!!
Wouldn’t mind seeing if I can change that !!
You are old enough to be my son, I think not
I'm not though
 no you aren’t but a little to far unless you have a boat "
I'm a fish, I can just swim |
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"Single!!!
Wouldn’t mind seeing if I can change that !!
You are old enough to be my son, I think not
I'm not though
no you aren’t but a little to far unless you have a boat
I'm a fish, I can just swim "
You got 30 minutes start swimming or you have failed |
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"Single!!!
Wouldn’t mind seeing if I can change that !!
You are old enough to be my son, I think not
I'm not though
no you aren’t but a little to far unless you have a boat
I'm a fish, I can just swim
You got 30 minutes start swimming or you have failed "
Damn I've only just seen this and I'd need time to reach the beach first |
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"Single!!!
Wouldn’t mind seeing if I can change that !!
You are old enough to be my son, I think not
I'm not though
no you aren’t but a little to far unless you have a boat
I'm a fish, I can just swim
You got 30 minutes start swimming or you have failed
Damn I've only just seen this and I'd need time to reach the beach first "
To late  |
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"Single!!!
Wouldn’t mind seeing if I can change that !!
You are old enough to be my son, I think not
I'm not though
no you aren’t but a little to far unless you have a boat
I'm a fish, I can just swim
You got 30 minutes start swimming or you have failed
Damn I've only just seen this and I'd need time to reach the beach first
To late "
I'm going to go cry in the corner, if I do it long enough I can make a river to get to the sea faster from home |
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"Single!!!
Wouldn’t mind seeing if I can change that !!
You are old enough to be my son, I think not
I'm not though
no you aren’t but a little to far unless you have a boat
I'm a fish, I can just swim
You got 30 minutes start swimming or you have failed
Damn I've only just seen this and I'd need time to reach the beach first
To late
I'm going to go cry in the corner, if I do it long enough I can make a river to get to the sea faster from home "
Well that would be impressive mr fish, I may just reconsider. I will give you an hour to cry and make your way over here |
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