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Yesterday I endured someone's fooking barbeque in every room of my house....
Today someone is having .... sniff..... sausages or chips.
If I open my windows I want AIR not your bloody dinner.
If you are reading this Dick and Netty close your bloody windows. |
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"Yesterday I endured someone's fooking barbeque in every room of my house....
Today someone is having .... sniff..... sausages or chips.
If I open my windows I want AIR not your bloody dinner.
If you are reading this Dick and Netty close your bloody windows."
Our neighbour likes to smoke ... erm ... not wanted garden plants? (can’t put the proper word) ... it’s a very strong smell. It’s everywhere ... I’m sure our postman thinks I spend my days off my tits 
I think there’ll be looooads of bbq smells everywhere today ... ummm at least your Dick and Netty don’t cook cabbage everyday?
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What’s the matter with people, can’t they control the wind direction, outside enjoying the weather, having food, chatting to friends and family. They should be indoors eating granola, how very Inconsiderate. |
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"What’s the matter with people, can’t they control the wind direction, outside enjoying the weather, having food, chatting to friends and family. They should be indoors eating granola, how very Inconsiderate."
I should imagine if you live in a built up area people should talk quietly if they’re in their gardens  |
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"What’s the matter with people, can’t they control the wind direction, outside enjoying the weather, having food, chatting to friends and family. They should be indoors eating granola, how very Inconsiderate.
I should imagine if you live in a built up area people should talk quietly if they’re in their gardens "
The OP was talking about the smell of a barbecue not about how noisy they are. |
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"What’s the matter with people, can’t they control the wind direction, outside enjoying the weather, having food, chatting to friends and family. They should be indoors eating granola, how very Inconsiderate.
I should imagine if you live in a built up area people should talk quietly if they’re in their gardens
The OP was talking about the smell of a barbecue not about how noisy they are. "
Don’t people talk at BBQ’s ? |
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"Good job it's the bank holiday, none of my neighbours will be emptying their cesspit.
There are worse things to smell on a sunny afternoon. "
Do you mean hot tub?  |
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"Yesterday I endured someone's fooking barbeque in every room of my house....
Today someone is having .... sniff..... sausages or chips.
If I open my windows I want AIR not your bloody dinner.
If you are reading this Dick and Netty close your bloody windows."
If you are reading this Dick and Netty why the fuck are you barbaquing indoors? |
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"Yesterday I endured someone's fooking barbeque in every room of my house....
Today someone is having .... sniff..... sausages or chips.
If I open my windows I want AIR not your bloody dinner.
If you are reading this Dick and Netty close your bloody windows.
Our neighbour likes to smoke ... erm ... not wanted garden plants? (can’t put the proper word) ... it’s a very strong smell. It’s everywhere ... I’m sure our postman thinks I spend my days off my tits
I think there’ll be looooads of bbq smells everywhere today ... ummm at least your Dick and Netty don’t cook cabbage everyday?
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"Yesterday I endured someone's fooking barbeque in every room of my house....
Today someone is having .... sniff..... sausages or chips.
If I open my windows I want AIR not your bloody dinner.
If you are reading this Dick and Netty close your bloody windows."
are you upset because you are eating gruel and their smells are reminding you of nicer food or are you just being grumpy get off my lawn granny?
I am sure I can fit in another old person stereotype but you get the picture |
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"What’s the matter with people, can’t they control the wind direction, outside enjoying the weather, having food, chatting to friends and family. They should be indoors eating granola, how very Inconsiderate."
Granola is a pretty noisy eat. I think soggy cornflakes would be better |
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"Yesterday I endured someone's fooking barbeque in every room of my house....
Today someone is having .... sniff..... sausages or chips.
If I open my windows I want AIR not your bloody dinner.
If you are reading this Dick and Netty close your bloody windows.are you upset because you are eating gruel and their smells are reminding you of nicer food or are you just being grumpy get off my lawn granny?
I am sure I can fit in another old person stereotype but you get the picture "
I'm usually good for a zimmer or some teeth jokes.....
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"Yesterday I endured someone's fooking barbeque in every room of my house....
Today someone is having .... sniff..... sausages or chips.
If I open my windows I want AIR not your bloody dinner.
If you are reading this Dick and Netty close your bloody windows."
Perfect! You get to enjoy the smells without having to put the work in
Close your eyes as you eat the soggy cornflakes and imagine it’s sausages |
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"Yesterday I endured someone's fooking barbeque in every room of my house....
Today someone is having .... sniff..... sausages or chips.
If I open my windows I want AIR not your bloody dinner.
If you are reading this Dick and Netty close your bloody windows.are you upset because you are eating gruel and their smells are reminding you of nicer food or are you just being grumpy get off my lawn granny?
I am sure I can fit in another old person stereotype but you get the picture
I'm usually good for a zimmer or some teeth jokes.....
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I’d always assumed that the reason you gave up eating meat was because you no longer had the teeth for it Granny. |
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"Yesterday I endured someone's fooking barbeque in every room of my house....
Today someone is having .... sniff..... sausages or chips.
If I open my windows I want AIR not your bloody dinner.
If you are reading this Dick and Netty close your bloody windows.are you upset because you are eating gruel and their smells are reminding you of nicer food or are you just being grumpy get off my lawn granny?
I am sure I can fit in another old person stereotype but you get the picture
I'm usually good for a zimmer or some teeth jokes.....
I’d always assumed that the reason you gave up eating meat was because you no longer had the teeth for it Granny. "
Says the man who has to liquidise jelly......  |
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"Oh Gran you wouldn't like me today!
I have a fire going, the first one I've ever made.
It was a necessary and it's at the back of the garden. I'm hoping it won't be troublesome for my neighbours!"
I don't normally mind to be fair. But you know on the first really nice day when you throw back the curtains and open the windows for air and think.......... FUCK it's like living in the kebab shop ....... still.......... I fart in their direction ! |
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