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What time does your alarm clock go off?
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"Seven in the morning..I'm already thinking of possible catastrophic reasons I could be late  "
I might go for on the way out the door I saw an old lady struggling to cross the road the traffic was herendous so I had no choice but to walk this lady across five lanes of ignorant drivers then after that I saw a purse snatcher running away with a young ladys handbag and I wrestled him to the ground and detained him untill the authorities came sorry I'm late boss
Probably end up being traffic was a b!t@h sorry I'm late boss lol |
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On the early shift it’s 5.20 and I am hardly ever in bed before midnight, I have been sat watching TV at 1AM and still need to have a shave before going to bed, I do this shit all week I am nakerd by Thursday pmsl. But the following week it is late shift don’t start till 1PM so I can be a lazy sod ha ha. I am happy to be woken up at any time threw the night if it’s by a women sitting on my big truser snake
So who wants to wake me up ?? lol |
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all the time..I have to keep awake..if I fall asleep that's when the people come out that live behind the walls...they steal stuff,move stuff around...but I,ve got them sussed as long as I don't sleep things are fine...and boy have they got a big suprise coming to them when the cavity wall blokes turn up next week... |
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