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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why not just post jokes on here for all to see?
Ps I don't want a joke sent to me, sorry.
NBVN x "
No reason at all really just thought I’d share with those who want to share. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A man took 2 stuffed dogs to the Antiques shop. The shop keeper said, "This is a very rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of the last century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in original condition"
"Sticks!" He replied. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Robber stealing a toilet
Bystander: Stop him, he’s taking the piss.he was in a police station..
They say they have nothing to go on  "
Now you’re on a roll |
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By *uxuriantCouple
over a year ago
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My friend asked me to help with his crossword. “What’s the clue?” I asked.
“Overworked postman” he said
“Overworked postman? How many letters?” I queried.
“Fucking hundreds” he said. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you call a man from the 80’s with 3 wooden heads?
Edward Woodward
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Why does Edward Woodward have four D’s in his name?
Because otherwise he’d be Ewar Woowar  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What do you call a man from the 80’s with 3 wooden heads?
Edward Woodward
Why does Edward Woodward have four D’s in his name?
Because otherwise he’d be Ewar Woowar "
That needs a “ba boom, tssst!”  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My friend asked me to help with his crossword. “What’s the clue?” I asked.
“Overworked postman” he said
“Overworked postman? How many letters?” I queried.
“Fucking hundreds” he said."
This ones decent |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What do you call a man from the 80’s with 3 wooden heads?
Edward Woodward
Why does Edward Woodward have four D’s in his name?
Because otherwise he’d be Ewar Woowar
That needs a “ba boom, tssst!” "
Oh but I did one, when I typed it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m doing security at the moment in a stunning old building, the decorative ceilings are a sight to behold. They’re not the best ceilings I’ve ever seen but they’re definitely up there
I’ll see myself out  |
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