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By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
..when I get some messages.
How are you supposed to answer a message from a complete stranger along the lines of -
Im George
or
Im driving to Manchester
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I had a meet last night???
Maybe 'Good for you!' or 'Lucky guy!' or 'Enjoy!'??
Other than delete, what can you suggest?  |
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By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"I have a fairly standard polite response. No, seriously it is still polite but equally clear that I am not interested in pursuing the communication.
Oh can I have a copy...  "
I bet theres copyright 
But very polite of you ladies... |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"I have a fairly standard polite response. No, seriously it is still polite but equally clear that I am not interested in pursuing the communication.
Oh can I have a copy...
I bet theres copyright
But very polite of you ladies..."
No copyright lol |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"..when I get some messages.
How are you supposed to answer a message from a complete stranger along the lines of -
Im George
or
Im driving to Manchester
or
I had a meet last night???
Maybe 'Good for you!' or 'Lucky guy!' or 'Enjoy!'??
Other than delete, what can you suggest? "
I am rarely lost for words unless im wearing a bit gag  |
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My favourite hate is the "How are you?" it makes me feel like replying with...
'What the fuck has it got to do with you how I am? I don't know you and you don't know me, why would you give a shit how I feel? Fact is you don't care so why ask?'
but in practice we just ignore. |
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had one yesterday saying 'am in Gatwick, she looks nice. meet now?'
responded with 'let me text her and ask her to walk out of work, how does that sound?'
he replied 'ok, will wait'
some never fail to amuse.... |
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"My favourite hate is the "How are you?" it makes me feel like replying with...
'What the fuck has it got to do with you how I am? I don't know you and you don't know me, why would you give a shit how I feel? Fact is you don't care so why ask?'
but in practice we just ignore."
Hi,
How are you?
Carambar |
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"had one yesterday saying 'am in Gatwick, she looks nice. meet now?'
responded with 'let me text her and ask her to walk out of work, how does that sound?'
he replied 'ok, will wait'
some never fail to amuse.... "
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"
Im George
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Sorry I prefer Sainsburys
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Im driving to Manchester
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OK, I'll warn them.
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I had a meet last night
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Well done. You should go and tell some of the other guys there is hope for everyone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..when I get some messages.
How are you supposed to answer a message from a complete stranger along the lines of -
Im George
or
Im driving to Manchester
or
I had a meet last night???
Maybe 'Good for you!' or 'Lucky guy!' or 'Enjoy!'??
Other than delete, what can you suggest? "
do you honestly get messages like that?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I usually answer these stupid 'meet now?' messages with, "We're waiting for our Aids results to come through but until then we intend to make the most of it, so sure, come on over. Bareback ok?"
Strangely they don't reply.  |
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I sometimes wonder why they can't be more imaginative. How about just replying simply with banannas...
Their message is shit in the first place lol they will be happy of the reply and won't give a monkeys about the content. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..when I get some messages.
How are you supposed to answer a message from a complete stranger along the lines of -
Im George
or
Im driving to Manchester
or
I had a meet last night???
Maybe 'Good for you!' or 'Lucky guy!' or 'Enjoy!'??
Other than delete, what can you suggest?
do you honestly get messages like that?
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Yes we do and also 'Hi' and nothing else  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't forget the ones who just put a full stop in the message text! "
That's what I send in reply to one line messages!
I take as much time and thought as they did in their mail to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'what are you looking for ? is the one that bugs me
experience tells me, it is them that is usually looking for something so i now turn it round and say
'what are YOU looking for ?'
it is surprising how many can ask but can't answer the same question ! |
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"My favourite hate is the "How are you?" it makes me feel like replying with...
'What the fuck has it got to do with you how I am? I don't know you and you don't know me, why would you give a shit how I feel? Fact is you don't care so why ask?'
but in practice we just ignore.
Hi,
How are you?
Carambar"
Pretty damn good as goes thank you for asking. How the hell are you? |
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"'what are you looking for ? is the one that bugs me
experience tells me, it is them that is usually looking for something so i now turn it round and say
'what are YOU looking for ?'
it is surprising how many can ask but can't answer the same question !"
Yeah the "what you looking for" is an eye roller. My inner dialog is screaming 'what the fuck do you think I wrote a fucking profile for you twat', whilst my replies vary.
When this question pops up a few messages in, I tend to reply with..... I can't really add much more than I have already written in my profile, unless there is something specific you want to know..... again rolling my eyes as their first message no doubt started with "I love your profile".
How they responde will determine if my next message is serious, sensible, playful or and utter pisstake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every day we get "Hi how are u"
to which we reply
"fine"
and they vanish.
do people think they'll get "We are great thanks and please, come over and fuck?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like the ones that start with 'I wouldn't normally ask/suggest this....' - to which I usually reply with 'Really? Then don't!'.
Hi how are you ones usually get deleted - or if in feeling cruel I'll reply 'fantastic! Getting noshed by three gorgeous girls right now so sorry haven't got time to reply!' |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Bless 'em, one and all I say! "
ok ladies,some guys message's maybe a bit curt,and ambiguous,but what do yous expect.
most of their other encounters with the opposite sex,would have been spent listening,not talking.
so their lack of communication skills,could in fact be your fault,and taken from experience,rather than any ignorance, and expectation on their part.
plus for some ladies,even a well crafted message,from a straight oscar wilde in his heyday,would not suffice.he would just be considered a poncy wanker,and deleted.
so even though it could be said,that some of the guys messaging skills maybe less than perfect.
it could also be said,that for some of the ladies,the decision that the guy was wanker,and to delete,was made some time before,the message was opened.
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i'm still thinking george sounded lovely.
now having said all that.
do any of yous fancy a shag.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got a one line message (from a stranger) last night that said, basically, 'wow your boobs are huge'.
I replied with "well spotted".
I wasn't sure what else to say really! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'what are you looking for ? is the one that bugs me
experience tells me, it is them that is usually looking for something so i now turn it round and say
'what are YOU looking for ?'
it is surprising how many can ask but can't answer the same question !"
Don't forget the "what u into?" Ones...my reply is always...people who can read..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a one line message (from a stranger) last night that said, basically, 'wow your boobs are huge'.
I replied with "well spotted".
I wasn't sure what else to say really"
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