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The late late nocturnal ©™ thread - the Brokeback Mountain special
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Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls  and pervy night flamingos . Talk about anything you want.
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"Darn it Hope! Not even a real reply. "That Hope is a real biatch | |||
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"Yo" Well done, Hope! You are tonight's FirstFace. Ash left his wallet lying around, so we've managed some excellent prizes. Hope, you are now the proud owner of an airline ticket to Portugal  | |||
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Until I came home to another leak from the twat upstairs  | |||
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"Ooo sexy." Whyyyyyyyy thank you, Meli  You're not half bad yourself 
We hope you've had a jolly lovely day... | |||
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" "We see you, Wonko. It's splendid to read you this eeeeeeeeeeeevening  | |||
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"Darn it Hope! Not even a real reply.
That Hope is a real biatch "Nah, she's loveable and quick.  | |||
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"Yo Well done, Hope! You are tonight's FirstFace. Ash left his wallet lying around, so we've managed some excellent prizes. Hope, you are now the proud owner of an airline ticket to Portugal "Why thanks Mrs KC. Do you think I would manage to sneak in via the kit bag? | |||
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"Darn it Hope! Not even a real reply.
That Hope is a real biatch
Nah, she's loveable and quick. "Not when running for a bus | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find | |||
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"Yay, KC! How's it hanging? I had a lovely day today
Until I came home to another leak from the twat upstairs "Can you not ask him for other vegetables instead? | |||
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"Err hi "Good grief, it's Mr Mystique! How are things your end of the East Lancs? Good to see you, though there are better bits of you to have as the avatar | |||
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"Howdy ya'll, 90 degrees partly cloudy this afternoon" Howdy Bill, a marvellous Texan morning to you! It was about 15°C here, generally sunny but I've been stuck indoors all day  | |||
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"Yay, KC! How's it hanging? I had a lovely day today
Until I came home to another leak from the twat upstairs
Can you not ask him for other vegetables instead? "He's lucky I didn't shit on his bed, Wonko! Xx | |||
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"Yay, KC! How's it hanging? I had a lovely day today
Until I came home to another leak from the twat upstairs "Mine are hanging round my knees, Red Leaky Twats?! Isn't that an episode of Fawlty Towers?! I hope you resolve your leaky twat very soon | |||
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How was your long day Mrs KC? | |||
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"hola!" Buenas tardes, Mark. How's things in the Roch valley this fine nocturnal eeeeeeeeeeeevening? | |||
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"Evening everyone! We’ve just opened a bottle of wine for our last night away - hope you are all looking forward to the long weekend.
xx"Welcome, Sarah_Kieran and it's splendid to see you! Enjoy your wine  and have a safe trip home | |||
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"Yay, KC! How's it hanging? I had a lovely day today
Until I came home to another leak from the twat upstairs
Mine are hanging round my knees, Red Leaky Twats?! Isn't that an episode of Fawlty Towers?! I hope you resolve your leaky twat very soon "I hope so too, KC. I need my kitchen back xx | |||
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"The lads are both, by sheer coincidence, "unavailable", so welcome to a hastily cobbled together Late Late Nocturnal©™ thread .
Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos . Talk about anything you want.
Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.
Let's nocturnal. Smileyface"Evening Party Perverts | |||
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"Yay, KC! How's it hanging? I had a lovely day today
Until I came home to another leak from the twat upstairs
Can you not ask him for other vegetables instead?
He's lucky I didn't shit on his bed, Wonko! Xx"At least he could use it to grow more leeks then | |||
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"[Sauce splodged by poster at 27/05/21 22:21:02]" Oh dear, Curiouseseseseses, you seem to have splurged on your shirt
The day was long, I had no proper break, I've been to the gym and had a stir fry (thank you Mr KC )
Tomorrow I'm jabbing in the morning and working in the afternoon.... | |||
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"Yay, KC! How's it hanging? I had a lovely day today
Until I came home to another leak from the twat upstairs
Can you not ask him for other vegetables instead?
He's lucky I didn't shit on his bed, Wonko! Xx
At least he could use it to grow more leeks then "Not like you to look on the bright side, Wonko. I like this new you | |||
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"Hi, so BB mountain, I've not seen it. I have seen the clip of them making Karl Pilkington watch it though, it is rather amusing. " Hello Mr Late Night! Jim and Ash are working on a remake of the film in the form of interpretive dance. We await the video afterwards | |||
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"hola! Buenas tardes, Mark. How's things in the Roch valley this fine nocturnal eeeeeeeeeeeevening?" unseasonably warm and the pooch is absolutely on one but I've got a long weekend in manchester city centre coming up so can't complain
how are you guys? | |||
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"Yay, KC! How's it hanging? I had a lovely day today
Until I came home to another leak from the twat upstairs
Can you not ask him for other vegetables instead?
He's lucky I didn't shit on his bed, Wonko! Xx
At least he could use it to grow more leeks then
Not like you to look on the bright side, Wonko. I like this new you "Dos get used to it | |||
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"The lads are both, by sheer coincidence, "unavailable", so welcome to a hastily cobbled together Late Late Nocturnal©™ thread .
Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos . Talk about anything you want.
Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.
Let's nocturnal. Smileyface
Evening Party Perverts
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Party Sprockett! You've got it! Yeah baby, you've got it | |||
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"Yo Well done, Hope! You are tonight's FirstFace. Ash left his wallet lying around, so we've managed some excellent prizes. Hope, you are now the proud owner of an airline ticket to Portugal
Why thanks Mrs KC. Do you think I would manage to sneak in via the kit bag? "Hope, you would almost certainly fit in the ball bag  | |||
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"Yay, KC! How's it hanging? I had a lovely day today
Until I came home to another leak from the twat upstairs
Mine are hanging round my knees, Red Leaky Twats?! Isn't that an episode of Fawlty Towers?! I hope you resolve your leaky twat very soon
I hope so too, KC. I need my kitchen back xx"Oh dear, are you swimming in your kitchen? Give it to him Red - both barrels | |||
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"hola! Buenas tardes, Mark. How's things in the Roch valley this fine nocturnal eeeeeeeeeeeevening? unseasonably warm and the pooch is absolutely on one but I've got a long weekend in manchester city centre coming up so can't complain
how are you guys?"It was too warm in the office today, definitely
We're good ta. We might be in the Manchester vicinity at the weekend too | |||
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"Yo Well done, Hope! You are tonight's FirstFace. Ash left his wallet lying around, so we've managed some excellent prizes. Hope, you are now the proud owner of an airline ticket to Portugal
Why thanks Mrs KC. Do you think I would manage to sneak in via the kit bag?
Hope, you would almost certainly fit in the ball bag "How rude | |||
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"[Sauce splodged by poster at 27/05/21 22:21:02] Oh dear, Curiouseseseseses, you seem to have splurged on your shirt
The day was long, I had no proper break, I've been to the gym and had a stir fry (thank you Mr KC )
Tomorrow I'm jabbing in the morning and working in the afternoon...."I am terrible for unexpected splurging 
Mr KC deserves a gold star on his chart for today. Sounds like a busy day for you tomorrow, I am spending the next week coasting before saying au revoir to my job and moving on to pastures new. | |||
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"Yo Well done, Hope! You are tonight's FirstFace. Ash left his wallet lying around, so we've managed some excellent prizes. Hope, you are now the proud owner of an airline ticket to Portugal
Why thanks Mrs KC. Do you think I would manage to sneak in via the kit bag?
Hope, you would almost certainly fit in the ball bag
How rude "It was meant to have a double entendre sort of effect  | |||
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"Yo Well done, Hope! You are tonight's FirstFace. Ash left his wallet lying around, so we've managed some excellent prizes. Hope, you are now the proud owner of an airline ticket to Portugal
Why thanks Mrs KC. Do you think I would manage to sneak in via the kit bag?
Hope, you would almost certainly fit in the ball bag
How rude
It was meant to have a double entendre sort of effect "I know I just forgot the | |||
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"hola! Buenas tardes, Mark. How's things in the Roch valley this fine nocturnal eeeeeeeeeeeevening? unseasonably warm and the pooch is absolutely on one but I've got a long weekend in manchester city centre coming up so can't complain
how are you guys?
It was too warm in the office today, definitely
We're good ta. We might be in the Manchester vicinity at the weekend too "ah nice I've got a hotel that has been rearranged a few times over the last 18 months (well too posh for me!) and a couple of decent restaurants booked... just need to fill the rest of the time now. weather looks good so beer gardens sound promising  | |||
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"[Sauce splodged by poster at 27/05/21 22:21:02] Oh dear, Curiouseseseseses, you seem to have splurged on your shirt
The day was long, I had no proper break, I've been to the gym and had a stir fry (thank you Mr KC )
Tomorrow I'm jabbing in the morning and working in the afternoon....
I am terrible for unexpected splurging
Mr KC deserves a gold star on his chart for today. Sounds like a busy day for you tomorrow, I am spending the next week coasting before saying au revoir to my job and moving on to pastures new. "I might not draw Mr KC's attention to his gold star until the weekend. But he will be most grateful for it
Are you moving to a new meadow?! | |||
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"Hi to all "Hello Lady Bug, great to have your company! Did you get up to anything exciting today? | |||
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"Yo Well done, Hope! You are tonight's FirstFace. Ash left his wallet lying around, so we've managed some excellent prizes. Hope, you are now the proud owner of an airline ticket to Portugal
Why thanks Mrs KC. Do you think I would manage to sneak in via the kit bag?
Hope, you would almost certainly fit in the ball bag
How rude
It was meant to have a double entendre sort of effect
I know I just forgot the "*Phew* I thought you'd like the Chelsea ball bag | |||
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"[Sauce splodged by poster at 27/05/21 22:21:02] Oh dear, Curiouseseseseses, you seem to have splurged on your shirt
The day was long, I had no proper break, I've been to the gym and had a stir fry (thank you Mr KC )
Tomorrow I'm jabbing in the morning and working in the afternoon....
I am terrible for unexpected splurging
Mr KC deserves a gold star on his chart for today. Sounds like a busy day for you tomorrow, I am spending the next week coasting before saying au revoir to my job and moving on to pastures new.
I might not draw Mr KC's attention to his gold star until the weekend. But he will be most grateful for it
Are you moving to a new meadow?! "I am moving to a new office, mr will have to make do with the existing meadows. | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find "Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then. And people told me I would never make it hahaha | |||
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T is in bed & I’m heading up once I’ve finished this glass of Prosecco. I was trying. No drinking in the week. Managed 3 nights - that’s ok isn’t it?
J x | |||
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"Good evening all xx We hope you’ve all enjoyed the sunshine today? Have ordered more for the long weekend
T is in bed & I’m heading up once I’ve finished this glass of Prosecco. I was trying. No drinking in the week. Managed 3 nights - that’s ok isn’t it?
J x"its friday somewhere in the world | |||
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"hola! Buenas tardes, Mark. How's things in the Roch valley this fine nocturnal eeeeeeeeeeeevening? unseasonably warm and the pooch is absolutely on one but I've got a long weekend in manchester city centre coming up so can't complain
how are you guys?
It was too warm in the office today, definitely
We're good ta. We might be in the Manchester vicinity at the weekend too
ah nice I've got a hotel that has been rearranged a few times over the last 18 months (well too posh for me!) and a couple of decent restaurants booked... just need to fill the rest of the time now. weather looks good so beer gardens sound promising "Have fun on your little weekend trip! | |||
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"Hello KC's, hello nocturnalling people. Hope everyone is well. Summer must be here as I got sunburn on the back of my neck today. It stings but I don't care because the sunshine is long overdue and much needed by all. I wear my twat tan with pride "Hello Nell! It is good news that some sun has been located, I was starting to wonder if we'd entered Hades
You're a lovely twat, so the tan will be just fine | |||
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"Hello KC's, hello nocturnalling people. Hope everyone is well. Summer must be here as I got sunburn on the back of my neck today. It stings but I don't care because the sunshine is long overdue and much needed by all. I wear my twat tan with pride
Hello Nell! It is good news that some sun has been located, I was starting to wonder if we'd entered Hades
You're a lovely twat, so the tan will be just fine "Aawwww thanks, you day the nicest things | |||
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"The lads are both, by sheer coincidence, "unavailable", so welcome to a hastily cobbled together Late Late Nocturnal©™ thread .
Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos . Talk about anything you want.
Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.
Let's nocturnal. Smileyface
Evening Party Perverts
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Party Sprockett! You've got it! Yeah baby, you've got it "As long as I "have it" in bed with me jamas on thats amazeballs. | |||
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"Good evening all xx We hope you’ve all enjoyed the sunshine today? Have ordered more for the long weekend
T is in bed & I’m heading up once I’ve finished this glass of Prosecco. I was trying. No drinking in the week. Managed 3 nights - that’s ok isn’t it?
J x"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jennie, well done for not drinking on some days
I don't think we saw much sun today - I was in the office and the gym Hoping it sticks around for the weekend! | |||
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"[Sauce splodged by poster at 27/05/21 22:21:02] Oh dear, Curiouseseseseses, you seem to have splurged on your shirt
The day was long, I had no proper break, I've been to the gym and had a stir fry (thank you Mr KC )
Tomorrow I'm jabbing in the morning and working in the afternoon....
I am terrible for unexpected splurging
Mr KC deserves a gold star on his chart for today. Sounds like a busy day for you tomorrow, I am spending the next week coasting before saying au revoir to my job and moving on to pastures new.
I might not draw Mr KC's attention to his gold star until the weekend. But he will be most grateful for it
Are you moving to a new meadow?!
I am moving to a new office, mr will have to make do with the existing meadows. "We hope you frolick successfully to your pastures new | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha"Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew | |||
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"Good evening all xx We hope you’ve all enjoyed the sunshine today? Have ordered more for the long weekend
T is in bed & I’m heading up once I’ve finished this glass of Prosecco. I was trying. No drinking in the week. Managed 3 nights - that’s ok isn’t it?
J x
its friday somewhere in the world "That’ll do for me!! | |||
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"Hello KC's, hello nocturnalling people. Hope everyone is well. Summer must be here as I got sunburn on the back of my neck today. It stings but I don't care because the sunshine is long overdue and much needed by all. I wear my twat tan with pride
Hello Nell! It is good news that some sun has been located, I was starting to wonder if we'd entered Hades
You're a lovely twat, so the tan will be just fine
Aawwww thanks, you day the nicest things "My caring and cuddly exterior are oft commented upon. "Like a cute and fluffy bunny" is a common sort of comment | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew "Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol | |||
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"The lads are both, by sheer coincidence, "unavailable", so welcome to a hastily cobbled together Late Late Nocturnal©™ thread .
Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos . Talk about anything you want.
Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.
Let's nocturnal. Smileyface
Evening Party Perverts
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Party Sprockett! You've got it! Yeah baby, you've got it
As long as I "have it" in bed with me jamas on thats amazeballs.
"You've definitely got it. I'm in my dressing gown | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha"Welcome Mr B Funk. And might I say, that's a rather marvelous beard, sir | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew
Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol"No certificate, you just get me flirting with you. #freshmeat x | |||
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"Hi, so BB mountain, I've not seen it. I have seen the clip of them making Karl Pilkington watch it though, it is rather amusing. Hello Mr Late Night! Jim and Ash are working on a remake of the film in the form of interpretive dance. We await the video afterwards "I’ll take a front row ticket please
Hi Mrs KC and everyone on this evening | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Welcome Mr B Funk.
And might I say, that's a rather marvelous beard, sir "Why thank you red!! It took a lot of patience and a hell of a lot of time to grow... And then with one swift and quite scarily worded work email lead to it being drastically shortened. Ah well its time to grow it once again and embrace the inner hobo wizard look that I so so miss | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew
Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol
No certificate, you just get me flirting with you. #freshmeat x"Oh no I better hope that my social awkwardness doesn't kick in and fail to reciprocate haha | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew
Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol"There’s biscuits if you’re super quick and post first reply | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew
Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol
There’s biscuits if you’re super quick and post first reply "Damn it.... I missed the biscuits.. Maybe next time... | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew
Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol
No certificate, you just get me flirting with you. #freshmeat x
Oh no I better hope that my social awkwardness doesn't kick in and fail to reciprocate haha"You're doing fine, Funk. No pressure here. We're all friends. Xx | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew
Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol"You can win a variety of real and imagined prizes for coming FirstFace - competition is intense! Otherwise, the company of wonderful twats, should be merit enough | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew
Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol
No certificate, you just get me flirting with you. #freshmeat x"She's off! | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew
Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol
You can win a variety of real and imagined prizes for coming FirstFace - competition is intense! Otherwise, the company of wonderful twats, should be merit enough "We ARE all wonderful twats, aren't we? | |||
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"Hi, so BB mountain, I've not seen it. I have seen the clip of them making Karl Pilkington watch it though, it is rather amusing. Hello Mr Late Night! Jim and Ash are working on a remake of the film in the form of interpretive dance. We await the video afterwards
I’ll take a front row ticket please
Hi Mrs KC and everyone on this evening "Good evening, Temptation! Would you like stalls or the circle? | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew
Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol
There’s biscuits if you’re super quick and post first reply
Damn it.... I missed the biscuits.. Maybe next time...
"Don’t count on it lol - this lot are very fast on the biscuit grabbing ... I got a Jaffa cake once but only because the winner didn’t like them | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew
Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol
You can win a variety of real and imagined prizes for coming FirstFace - competition is intense! Otherwise, the company of wonderful twats, should be merit enough "All these new friends eh... I feel spoilt rotten x | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew
Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol
There’s biscuits if you’re super quick and post first reply
Damn it.... I missed the biscuits.. Maybe next time...
"Ash took all the Jaffa Cakes AND the HobNobs AND the custard creams! Absolutely disgraceful | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew
Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol
You can win a variety of real and imagined prizes for coming FirstFace - competition is intense! Otherwise, the company of wonderful twats, should be merit enough
We ARE all wonderful twats, aren't we? "Red, we are the twattiest twats in Twats-ville | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew
Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol
You can win a variety of real and imagined prizes for coming FirstFace - competition is intense! Otherwise, the company of wonderful twats, should be merit enough "A variety of prizes? ... hmmm ... something better than biscuits ??? | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew
Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol
You can win a variety of real and imagined prizes for coming FirstFace - competition is intense! Otherwise, the company of wonderful twats, should be merit enough
We ARE all wonderful twats, aren't we?
Red, we are the twattiest twats in Twats-ville "A-fucking-men to that, sista!! | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew
Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol
You can win a variety of real and imagined prizes for coming FirstFace - competition is intense! Otherwise, the company of wonderful twats, should be merit enough
A variety of prizes? ... hmmm ... something better than biscuits ??? "What would you suggest temptation??? We are all intrigued | |||
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"I'd take a jaffa cake but to be fair I do love a hobnob" You can have the HobNobs, but the Jaffas are mine! And I don't share! Not even with Norse beardy types | |||
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"I'd take a jaffa cake but to be fair I do love a hobnob You can have the HobNobs, but the Jaffas are mine! And I don't share! Not even with Norse beardy types "You shared with me | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew
Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol
You can win a variety of real and imagined prizes for coming FirstFace - competition is intense! Otherwise, the company of wonderful twats, should be merit enough
A variety of prizes? ... hmmm ... something better than biscuits ??? "Check out Hope's FirstFace
Just don't encourage Ash to check his bank account | |||
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"I'd take a jaffa cake but to be fair I do love a hobnob You can have the HobNobs, but the Jaffas are mine! And I don't share! Not even with Norse beardy types
You shared with me "I did. But you're special, KC. Just don't get used to it | |||
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"I'd take a jaffa cake but to be fair I do love a hobnob You can have the HobNobs, but the Jaffas are mine! And I don't share! Not even with Norse beardy types
You shared with me
I did. But you're special, KC.
Just don't get used to it "Jaffa cakes are puzzling the box says cake yet they're in the biscuit aisle.... What gives do with have snack dysphoria going on? | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew
Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol
You can win a variety of real and imagined prizes for coming FirstFace - competition is intense! Otherwise, the company of wonderful twats, should be merit enough
A variety of prizes? ... hmmm ... something better than biscuits ???
Check out Hope's FirstFace
Just don't encourage Ash to check his bank account "All the prizes are imaginary! It took me months to realise that Jim wasn't ACTUALLY going to knit me a Dr Who scarf or post a packet of jelly babies. Heart. Broken. | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew
Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol
You can win a variety of real and imagined prizes for coming FirstFace - competition is intense! Otherwise, the company of wonderful twats, should be merit enough
A variety of prizes? ... hmmm ... something better than biscuits ???
Check out Hope's FirstFace
Just don't encourage Ash to check his bank account
All the prizes are imaginary! It took me months to realise that Jim wasn't ACTUALLY going to knit me a Dr Who scarf or post a packet of jelly babies.
Heart. Broken."I can confirm that the coffee in Shrewsbury is real. It's really real
But I am sorry about the scarf, Nell. Peace, love and bananas | |||
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"Helloooooo Mrs KC, I bought a new electric toothbrush today "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Ace! Don't forget your toothbrush! It's a very important thing to remember. What kind of e-brush did you invest in then? | |||
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"Okay i'm back, what did i miss?" The prizes are imaginary. 1 person is owed an imaginary Dr who scarf. Many are owed biscuits and jaffa cakes but red doesn't share them... Unless you are kc. And the original topic was something to do with gay cowboys I think? | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew
Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol
You can win a variety of real and imagined prizes for coming FirstFace - competition is intense! Otherwise, the company of wonderful twats, should be merit enough
A variety of prizes? ... hmmm ... something better than biscuits ???
Check out Hope's FirstFace
Just don't encourage Ash to check his bank account
All the prizes are imaginary! It took me months to realise that Jim wasn't ACTUALLY going to knit me a Dr Who scarf or post a packet of jelly babies.
Heart. Broken.
I can confirm that the coffee in Shrewsbury is real. It's really real
But I am sorry about the scarf, Nell. Peace, love and bananas "I'll find out in July about the coffees. I'm owed 5 at least and I may be sick from caffeine overload. I'll aim away from Jim's nice shoes..... | |||
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"Okay i'm back, what did i miss?" Ummmmmmmmmmm. Well. We have a new boy Nell is a twat Hope likes ball bags Red has an upstairs twat Mrs Curious is grazing new pasture Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand Ace bought a toothbrush. What a nocturnal thread | |||
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"Okay i'm back, what did i miss? The prizes are imaginary. 1 person is owed an imaginary Dr who scarf. Many are owed biscuits and jaffa cakes but red doesn't share them... Unless you are kc. And the original topic was something to do with gay cowboys I think? "Coffee with -Erect-Jim- in Shrewsbury is real. Really real | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew
Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol
You can win a variety of real and imagined prizes for coming FirstFace - competition is intense! Otherwise, the company of wonderful twats, should be merit enough
A variety of prizes? ... hmmm ... something better than biscuits ???
Check out Hope's FirstFace
Just don't encourage Ash to check his bank account
All the prizes are imaginary! It took me months to realise that Jim wasn't ACTUALLY going to knit me a Dr Who scarf or post a packet of jelly babies.
Heart. Broken.
I can confirm that the coffee in Shrewsbury is real. It's really real
But I am sorry about the scarf, Nell. Peace, love and bananas
I'll find out in July about the coffees. I'm owed 5 at least and I may be sick from caffeine overload. I'll aim away from Jim's nice shoes....."Yes, best to avoid the blue boots. I think there's a Loyalty Jim scheme where you can upgrade for something more than coffee. I think Jamie Hants knows about that  | |||
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"Okay i'm back, what did i miss? The prizes are imaginary. 1 person is owed an imaginary Dr who scarf. Many are owed biscuits and jaffa cakes but red doesn't share them... Unless you are kc. And the original topic was something to do with gay cowboys I think? "You're doing well, my Paduan | |||
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"Okay i'm back, what did i miss? The prizes are imaginary. 1 person is owed an imaginary Dr who scarf. Many are owed biscuits and jaffa cakes but red doesn't share them... Unless you are kc. And the original topic was something to do with gay cowboys I think?
Coffee with -Erect-Jim- in Shrewsbury is real. Really real "I think this is being said too much for it to be believed? lol | |||
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"Okay i'm back, what did i miss? The prizes are imaginary. 1 person is owed an imaginary Dr who scarf. Many are owed biscuits and jaffa cakes but red doesn't share them... Unless you are kc. And the original topic was something to do with gay cowboys I think?
Coffee with -Erect-Jim- in Shrewsbury is real. Really real I think this is being said too much for it to be believed? lol"We had ² soya lattes and ¹ cup of tea. In a cafe. In Shrewsbury. With Jim. And his blue boots | |||
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"Okay i'm back, what did i miss? The prizes are imaginary. 1 person is owed an imaginary Dr who scarf. Many are owed biscuits and jaffa cakes but red doesn't share them... Unless you are kc. And the original topic was something to do with gay cowboys I think?
You're doing well, my Paduan "Thank you obi wan kinky | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew
Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol
You can win a variety of real and imagined prizes for coming FirstFace - competition is intense! Otherwise, the company of wonderful twats, should be merit enough
A variety of prizes? ... hmmm ... something better than biscuits ???
Check out Hope's FirstFace
Just don't encourage Ash to check his bank account
All the prizes are imaginary! It took me months to realise that Jim wasn't ACTUALLY going to knit me a Dr Who scarf or post a packet of jelly babies.
Heart. Broken.
I can confirm that the coffee in Shrewsbury is real. It's really real
But I am sorry about the scarf, Nell. Peace, love and bananas
I'll find out in July about the coffees. I'm owed 5 at least and I may be sick from caffeine overload. I'll aim away from Jim's nice shoes.....
Yes, best to avoid the blue boots. I think there's a Loyalty Jim scheme where you can upgrade for something more than coffee. I think Jamie Hants knows about that "It's a Chinese takeaway if I recall correctly. | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew
Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol
You can win a variety of real and imagined prizes for coming FirstFace - competition is intense! Otherwise, the company of wonderful twats, should be merit enough
A variety of prizes? ... hmmm ... something better than biscuits ???
Check out Hope's FirstFace
Just don't encourage Ash to check his bank account
All the prizes are imaginary! It took me months to realise that Jim wasn't ACTUALLY going to knit me a Dr Who scarf or post a packet of jelly babies.
Heart. Broken.
I can confirm that the coffee in Shrewsbury is real. It's really real
But I am sorry about the scarf, Nell. Peace, love and bananas
I'll find out in July about the coffees. I'm owed 5 at least and I may be sick from caffeine overload. I'll aim away from Jim's nice shoes.....
Yes, best to avoid the blue boots. I think there's a Loyalty Jim scheme where you can upgrade for something more than coffee. I think Jamie Hants knows about that "Jamie Hants has gone. | |||
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"Okay i'm back, what did i miss? The prizes are imaginary. 1 person is owed an imaginary Dr who scarf. Many are owed biscuits and jaffa cakes but red doesn't share them... Unless you are kc. And the original topic was something to do with gay cowboys I think? "being over here i don't think i'll collect any prizes anyway, but i'd try talking to red to share, and i dont know any gay cowboys unless they are riding shetland ponies and are on the down low | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew
Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol
You can win a variety of real and imagined prizes for coming FirstFace - competition is intense! Otherwise, the company of wonderful twats, should be merit enough
A variety of prizes? ... hmmm ... something better than biscuits ???
Check out Hope's FirstFace
Just don't encourage Ash to check his bank account
All the prizes are imaginary! It took me months to realise that Jim wasn't ACTUALLY going to knit me a Dr Who scarf or post a packet of jelly babies.
Heart. Broken.
I can confirm that the coffee in Shrewsbury is real. It's really real
But I am sorry about the scarf, Nell. Peace, love and bananas
I'll find out in July about the coffees. I'm owed 5 at least and I may be sick from caffeine overload. I'll aim away from Jim's nice shoes.....
Yes, best to avoid the blue boots. I think there's a Loyalty Jim scheme where you can upgrade for something more than coffee. I think Jamie Hants knows about that
Jamie Hants has gone. "City Jeans, thank you for gracing us with your UNLOS knowledge. We will miss Jamie on the nocturnal thread. She is something of a yo-yo Fabber so she might return to our midst. Jamie and her animal facts | |||
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"Why blue boots....... This has confused and intrigued me.... What kind of blue boots?? Hold on where they.... Cowboy boots? The type of boots that may have been worn by gay cowboys and thus the reference to broke back mountain had been born... Mwahahahaah (maniacal laughs aren't as impressive in text format) " Jim has lovely blue boots. We wouldn't want Nell to caffeine-puke on them | |||
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"Okay i'm back, what did i miss? The prizes are imaginary. 1 person is owed an imaginary Dr who scarf. Many are owed biscuits and jaffa cakes but red doesn't share them... Unless you are kc. And the original topic was something to do with gay cowboys I think? being over here i don't think i'll collect any prizes anyway, but i'd try talking to red to share, and i dont know any gay cowboys unless they are riding shetland ponies and are on the down low"Yeah well I think they drink a lot of coffee and wear blue boots.... This is the only Intel I have so far... | |||
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"Hi to all
Hello Lady Bug, great to have your company! Did you get up to anything exciting today?"I had a good day, but it was pretty dull. The forums entertain me in the evenings! | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew
Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol
You can win a variety of real and imagined prizes for coming FirstFace - competition is intense! Otherwise, the company of wonderful twats, should be merit enough
A variety of prizes? ... hmmm ... something better than biscuits ???
Check out Hope's FirstFace
Just don't encourage Ash to check his bank account "Wowwww That’s it ... I’m laying in wait for tomorrow’s first face | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew
Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol
You can win a variety of real and imagined prizes for coming FirstFace - competition is intense! Otherwise, the company of wonderful twats, should be merit enough
A variety of prizes? ... hmmm ... something better than biscuits ???
Check out Hope's FirstFace
Just don't encourage Ash to check his bank account
All the prizes are imaginary! It took me months to realise that Jim wasn't ACTUALLY going to knit me a Dr Who scarf or post a packet of jelly babies.
Heart. Broken.
I can confirm that the coffee in Shrewsbury is real. It's really real
But I am sorry about the scarf, Nell. Peace, love and bananas
I'll find out in July about the coffees. I'm owed 5 at least and I may be sick from caffeine overload. I'll aim away from Jim's nice shoes.....
Yes, best to avoid the blue boots. I think there's a Loyalty Jim scheme where you can upgrade for something more than coffee. I think Jamie Hants knows about that
Jamie Hants has gone. "Wha?? | |||
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"Helloooooo Mrs KC, I bought a new electric toothbrush today
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Ace! Don't forget your toothbrush! It's a very important thing to remember. What kind of e-brush did you invest in then?"An Oral-B Pro 2 2500 Black Edition, only £28, but I couldn't believe the price of some of them though | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew
Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol
You can win a variety of real and imagined prizes for coming FirstFace - competition is intense! Otherwise, the company of wonderful twats, should be merit enough
A variety of prizes? ... hmmm ... something better than biscuits ???
Check out Hope's FirstFace
Just don't encourage Ash to check his bank account
Wowwww That’s it ... I’m laying in wait for tomorrow’s first face "What is this first face??? I'm confused | |||
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"Awwww thanks you two! Freya here, checking in, saying hiya and... Singing Joni Mitchell tunes " Freya, you are welcome here on the nocturnal thread! Lovely to see you at this nocturnal hour
Have you been in a big yellow taxi yet? | |||
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"Helloooooo Mrs KC, I bought a new electric toothbrush today
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Ace! Don't forget your toothbrush! It's a very important thing to remember. What kind of e-brush did you invest in then?
An Oral-B Pro 2 2500 Black Edition, only £28, but I couldn't believe the price of some of them though "The tooth fairy has to earn there money back somehow | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew
Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol
You can win a variety of real and imagined prizes for coming FirstFace - competition is intense! Otherwise, the company of wonderful twats, should be merit enough
A variety of prizes? ... hmmm ... something better than biscuits ???
Check out Hope's FirstFace
Just don't encourage Ash to check his bank account
All the prizes are imaginary! It took me months to realise that Jim wasn't ACTUALLY going to knit me a Dr Who scarf or post a packet of jelly babies.
Heart. Broken.
I can confirm that the coffee in Shrewsbury is real. It's really real
But I am sorry about the scarf, Nell. Peace, love and bananas
I'll find out in July about the coffees. I'm owed 5 at least and I may be sick from caffeine overload. I'll aim away from Jim's nice shoes.....
Yes, best to avoid the blue boots. I think there's a Loyalty Jim scheme where you can upgrade for something more than coffee. I think Jamie Hants knows about that
Jamie Hants has gone.
Wha?? "Mr Jeans is sadly correct  | |||
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"Hey night owls x" Hey Molly, thanks for joining us here on the nocturnal thread | |||
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"Hi to all
Hello Lady Bug, great to have your company! Did you get up to anything exciting today?
I had a good day, but it was pretty dull. The forums entertain me in the evenings!
"I think Ash and Jim's interpretive dance will be terribly entertaining. Watch this space | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew
Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol
You can win a variety of real and imagined prizes for coming FirstFace - competition is intense! Otherwise, the company of wonderful twats, should be merit enough
A variety of prizes? ... hmmm ... something better than biscuits ???
Check out Hope's FirstFace
Just don't encourage Ash to check his bank account
All the prizes are imaginary! It took me months to realise that Jim wasn't ACTUALLY going to knit me a Dr Who scarf or post a packet of jelly babies.
Heart. Broken.
I can confirm that the coffee in Shrewsbury is real. It's really real
But I am sorry about the scarf, Nell. Peace, love and bananas
I'll find out in July about the coffees. I'm owed 5 at least and I may be sick from caffeine overload. I'll aim away from Jim's nice shoes.....
Yes, best to avoid the blue boots. I think there's a Loyalty Jim scheme where you can upgrade for something more than coffee. I think Jamie Hants knows about that
Jamie Hants has gone.
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"Helloooooo Mrs KC, I bought a new electric toothbrush today
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Ace! Don't forget your toothbrush! It's a very important thing to remember. What kind of e-brush did you invest in then?
An Oral-B Pro 2 2500 Black Edition, only £28, but I couldn't believe the price of some of them though "Colour me surprised that your new e-toothbrush is black, Ace. Back in black | |||
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"Hellooooooo and good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr Funk, thank you for joining us in this nocturnal nonsense! Welcome, bienvenidos, wilkommen and welkom. You are among the most bananas people you'll find
Well fanf**kingtastic exactly where I belong then.
And people told me I would never make it hahaha
Thank Funk, you've made it! You're very welcome here among the pervy nocturnal crew
Do we earn certificates or a merit badge for being part of this illustrious and tempestuous crew lol
You can win a variety of real and imagined prizes for coming FirstFace - competition is intense! Otherwise, the company of wonderful twats, should be merit enough
A variety of prizes? ... hmmm ... something better than biscuits ???
Check out Hope's FirstFace
Just don't encourage Ash to check his bank account
Wowwww That’s it ... I’m laying in wait for tomorrow’s first face
What is this first face??? I'm confused"The first poster on the nocturnal thread is christened FirstFace and wins a prize. Real or imagined | |||
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"Awwww thanks you two! Freya here, checking in, saying hiya and... Singing Joni Mitchell tunes " Ahhhhh Joni Mitchelllllll Both Sides, Now is a favourite since Love Actually | |||
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"yo everyone what's going on? " Yo yo yo, Slayer! What's going on is nocturnal nonsense of the most immense kind. Welcome | |||
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"Good evening everyone. "*Waves* good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening lovely Lorraine, great to hear from sunnier climes! How's Florida this fine day? | |||
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*Waves* good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening lovely Lorraine, great to hear from sunnier climes! How's Florida this fine day?"Hot as hades but beautiful. | |||
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"I like boots. I also have blue boots. They're suede. I have many boots: red, brown, green, tan, black & navy. Kinky boots "Wild bill these are not to be mistaken with the blue boots owned by Jim. These are reds kinky non jaffa cake sharing boots lol | |||
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"I have no doubts to the loveliness of Jim's blue boots however the design is important as I am gathering information for wildbill Lol I'm not sure how to describe Jim's blue boots. They're kinda boot shaped and designed for the insertion of one foot per boot. They have laces "
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This made me laugh much harder than it should have done"We're doing our nocturnal job if you're chuckling along with us. We don't like SadFace if we can avoid it. Just GreenFace | |||
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That made me laugh almost as much as that song we won’t mention again ... please "I have no idea what you're referring to, Melchey baby | |||
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"So _ildbillkid The boots are blue and erm yeah they have laces that's kind of all I got for you right now mate I'm pretty pants at this spy malarkey. " jim has the elan to wear them, wearing them over here would depend on what color of blue and no laces | |||
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"Good evening everyone.
*Waves* good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening lovely Lorraine, great to hear from sunnier climes! How's Florida this fine day?
Hot as hades but beautiful. "Manky-chester has been as dark as Hades recently, but today was a bit nicer. Hopefully we can have at least one week of summer! | |||
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"I like boots. I also have blue boots. They're suede. I have many boots: red, brown, green, tan, black & navy. Kinky boots "RedBoots | |||
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"So _ildbillkid The boots are blue and erm yeah they have laces that's kind of all I got for you right now mate I'm pretty pants at this spy malarkey. jim has the elan to wear them, wearing them over here would depend on what color of blue and no laces "I suppose that's true for texans. I don't know if Jim's had stirrups or spikes built in but I'm sure we will find out eventually. The quest continues | |||
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"Eeeeeeeeving all!!!! I went out for couple of drinks with coworkers. Had good fun. Came home and watching Friends: Reunion. "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Hunky, that sounds like a jolly good nocturnal evening you've had there. Hope F*r*i*e*n*d*s is good | |||
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"I like boots. I also have blue boots. They're suede. I have many boots: red, brown, green, tan, black & navy. Kinky boots
RedBoots "back in the day i had a pair of pearlescent white ones | |||
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"So _ildbillkid The boots are blue and erm yeah they have laces that's kind of all I got for you right now mate I'm pretty pants at this spy malarkey. jim has the elan to wear them, wearing them over here would depend on what color of blue and no laces
I suppose that's true for texans.
I don't know if Jim's had stirrups or spikes built in but I'm sure we will find out eventually.
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"I have no doubts to the loveliness of Jim's blue boots however the design is important as I am gathering information for wildbill Lol I'm not sure how to describe Jim's blue boots. They're kinda boot shaped and designed for the insertion of one foot per boot. They have laces
This made me laugh much harder than it should have done
We're doing our nocturnal job if you're chuckling along with us. We don't like SadFace if we can avoid it. Just GreenFace "Technically this description also applies to my bed socks that a lovely elderly lady knitted for me after hearing me complain about having cold feet at night. She knitted me a pair of giant baby booties Bless her, she was great. | |||
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"I like boots. I also have blue boots. They're suede. I have many boots: red, brown, green, tan, black & navy. Kinky boots
Wild bill these are not to be mistaken with the blue boots owned by Jim.
These are reds kinky non jaffa cake sharing boots lol"These are not the boots you are looking for *said in Jedi whisper | |||
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"So _ildbillkid The boots are blue and erm yeah they have laces that's kind of all I got for you right now mate I'm pretty pants at this spy malarkey. jim has the elan to wear them, wearing them over here would depend on what color of blue and no laces
I suppose that's true for texans.
I don't know if Jim's had stirrups or spikes built in but I'm sure we will find out eventually.
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"So _ildbillkid The boots are blue and erm yeah they have laces that's kind of all I got for you right now mate I'm pretty pants at this spy malarkey. jim has the elan to wear them, wearing them over here would depend on what color of blue and no laces
I suppose that's true for texans.
I don't know if Jim's had stirrups or spikes built in but I'm sure we will find out eventually.
The quest continues
Negative on the spikes and stirrups. These were not kinky boots. They were Shrewsbury boots "Thems be some Fancy boots then x | |||
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"I have no doubts to the loveliness of Jim's blue boots however the design is important as I am gathering information for wildbill Lol I'm not sure how to describe Jim's blue boots. They're kinda boot shaped and designed for the insertion of one foot per boot. They have laces
This made me laugh much harder than it should have done
We're doing our nocturnal job if you're chuckling along with us. We don't like SadFace if we can avoid it. Just GreenFace
Technically this description also applies to my bed socks that a lovely elderly lady knitted for me after hearing me complain about having cold feet at night. She knitted me a pair of giant baby booties Bless her, she was great."Nell, you should take a photo of you in your BlueSocks | |||
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"Helloooooo Mrs KC, I bought a new electric toothbrush today
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Ace! Don't forget your toothbrush! It's a very important thing to remember. What kind of e-brush did you invest in then?
An Oral-B Pro 2 2500 Black Edition, only £28, but I couldn't believe the price of some of them though
The tooth fairy has to earn there money back somehow"Some are over £100 though, probably be cheaper to have the lot out and fitted with some dentures | |||
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"Can I hide in here it’s gone a little weird out there "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Busty! Would you like to hide in the bosom of the nocturnal crew? We'll kiss everything better | |||
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"I like boots. I also have blue boots. They're suede. I have many boots: red, brown, green, tan, black & navy. Kinky boots
RedBoots back in the day i had a pair of pearlescent white ones"Best not talk about them, Bill..... | |||
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"So _ildbillkid The boots are blue and erm yeah they have laces that's kind of all I got for you right now mate I'm pretty pants at this spy malarkey. jim has the elan to wear them, wearing them over here would depend on what color of blue and no laces
I suppose that's true for texans.
I don't know if Jim's had stirrups or spikes built in but I'm sure we will find out eventually.
The quest continues rodeo cowboys want their's to be flashy"I don't know why I am telling you this... But we are not looking for reds kinky boots..... | |||
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"Can I hide in here it’s gone a little weird out there "Yeah there's like a whole appreciation forum for boots here lol | |||
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"Can I hide in here it’s gone a little weird out there
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Busty! Would you like to hide in the bosom of the nocturnal crew? We'll kiss everything better "Yes please | |||
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"I have no doubts to the loveliness of Jim's blue boots however the design is important as I am gathering information for wildbill Lol I'm not sure how to describe Jim's blue boots. They're kinda boot shaped and designed for the insertion of one foot per boot. They have laces
This made me laugh much harder than it should have done
We're doing our nocturnal job if you're chuckling along with us. We don't like SadFace if we can avoid it. Just GreenFace
Technically this description also applies to my bed socks that a lovely elderly lady knitted for me after hearing me complain about having cold feet at night. She knitted me a pair of giant baby booties Bless her, she was great.
Nell, you should take a photo of you in your BlueSocks "I'll pm you Mrs KC. I'm not sure the fab forum public is ready for that level of sexiness just yet | |||
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"Can I hide in here it’s gone a little weird out there "Hey, Lovely *waves. What's occurring out there? You've not been in the virus forum, have you? Without your tin hat | |||
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"Good evening one and all, I'm contemplating going back to work tomorrow after being ill all week and finally starting to feel better " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Piscean, it's good to hear you're starting to feel better. Hopefully you are hot out of the gallops in the morning and racing ahead | |||
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"Good evening one and all, I'm contemplating going back to work tomorrow after being ill all week and finally starting to feel better " If you have been ill all week and only now feeling better don't go to work be 'ill' for one more day and have a 4 day weekend | |||
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"Helloooooo Mrs KC, I bought a new electric toothbrush today
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Ace! Don't forget your toothbrush! It's a very important thing to remember. What kind of e-brush did you invest in then?
An Oral-B Pro 2 2500 Black Edition, only £28, but I couldn't believe the price of some of them though
The tooth fairy has to earn there money back somehow
Some are over £100 though, probably be cheaper to have the lot out and fitted with some dentures "Dentures are WAY more than £100, Ace | |||
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RedBoots back in the day i had a pair of pearlescent white ones
Best not talk about them, Bill..... "hey, they were for going out on the town boots not everyday | |||
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"Can I hide in here it’s gone a little weird out there
Yeah there's like a whole appreciation forum for boots here lol
Boots "That's right.... So... Jim has blue boots with laces and likes coffee, red has many boots including a red pair and will noo doubt be kinky as they don't share jaffa cakes, and kc has black boots with zips but they aren't kinky they are sensible and sturdy. Oh and wild ill the texan had some pearlescent white ones. Oh and there's talk of some sexy old lady knitted bed socks. And the tooth fairy has started robbing people blind with the extortionate prices of electric toothbrushes due to being hit hard on furlough. | |||
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