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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wtf do I do now?!
I need my national insurance number to make sure i can claim my national insurance if i have a slip, trip or fall in the woods.
The automated lady voice on the other end of the phone, that told me, sounded very serious like a more stern version of Alexa. 
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By *ittycenMan
over a year ago
south west |
"Wtf do I do now?!
I need my national insurance number to make sure i can claim my national insurance if i have a slip, trip or fall in the woods.
The automated lady voice on the other end of the phone, that told me, sounded very serious like a more stern version of Alexa.
Just in case you are being serious... IGNORE!!! Well known scam, it will be the national crime agency or the hmrc next.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wtf do I do now?!
I need my national insurance number to make sure i can claim my national insurance if i have a slip, trip or fall in the woods.
The automated lady voice on the other end of the phone, that told me, sounded very serious like a more stern version of Alexa.
Help fabbers "
Give them your bank details and all the passwords to any sites your on
That'll fix it
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I saw this the other day. Classic...
Just had a call from HMRC to inform me I'm being investigated for Tax Fraud ??
Luckily the automated message allowed me to be put through to a member of HMRC's team to discuss it immediately to stop the warrant for my arrest being issued...
However if they where playing make believe with me I thought it was only fair I got to play to it with them ??
HMRC Scammer - Can I please take your name, address and national insurance number
Me - My name is Detective Inspector Steve Arnott of AC12 the Anti Corruption department for the metropolitan police.....
HMRC Scammer - Hung up
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough / Kettering |
Apparently my TV licence is going to be suspended and they just need my bank details to see where the problem lies ! I've turned the TV off at the mains just in case it spontaneously combusts as you can't be too carefull.  |
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"I saw this the other day. Classic...
Just had a call from HMRC to inform me I'm being investigated for Tax Fraud ??
Luckily the automated message allowed me to be put through to a member of HMRC's team to discuss it immediately to stop the warrant for my arrest being issued...
However if they where playing make believe with me I thought it was only fair I got to play to it with them ??
HMRC Scammer - Can I please take your name, address and national insurance number
Me - My name is Detective Inspector Steve Arnott of AC12 the Anti Corruption department for the metropolitan police.....
HMRC Scammer - Hung up
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I wish I'd done that! |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"Wtf do I do now?!
I need my national insurance number to make sure i can claim my national insurance if i have a slip, trip or fall in the woods.
The automated lady voice on the other end of the phone, that told me, sounded very serious like a more stern version of Alexa.
Help fabbers "
It’s a scam… can you call the national fraud helpline if you took a note of the number |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wtf do I do now?!
I need my national insurance number to make sure i can claim my national insurance if i have a slip, trip or fall in the woods.
The automated lady voice on the other end of the phone, that told me, sounded very serious like a more stern version of Alexa.
Help fabbers "
I had one yesterday ignore and move on since lockdown scammers and fraudulent texts as well more and more post office banks just trying to get personal details |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
I had 2 scam calls and 2 scam texts this week. I think a new company just bought a whole database of numbers.
I'd like to see that spreadsheet.
I stay silent until they hang up then report the number and block.
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Wtf do I do now?!
I need my national insurance number to make sure i can claim my national insurance if i have a slip, trip or fall in the woods.
The automated lady voice on the other end of the phone, that told me, sounded very serious like a more stern version of Alexa.
Help fabbers
It’s a scam… can you call the national fraud helpline if you took a note of the number "
You can report via your phone.
I assumed they did something their end after reporting, same as emails? |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
The prisons are going to be very overcrowded at this rate - although on the plus side if our National Insurance numbers have been suspended it should ease the burden on the NHS and Government pensions etc |
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" . I’ve had that one "
Well I’ve been very stressed indeed as apparently they’re sending someone to arrest me! Wish they would, a night in a cell sounds like heaven. Not had a moments peace for 18 months! |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
" . I’ve had that one
Well I’ve been very stressed indeed as apparently they’re sending someone to arrest me! Wish they would, a night in a cell sounds like heaven. Not had a moments peace for 18 months! "
My cell mate is going to be "Big Cyril" apparently...should I be worried? |
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" . I’ve had that one
Well I’ve been very stressed indeed as apparently they’re sending someone to arrest me! Wish they would, a night in a cell sounds like heaven. Not had a moments peace for 18 months!
My cell mate is going to be "Big Cyril" apparently...should I be worried? "
I would GM. You are quite pretty. You’ll soon be somebody’s bitch.  |
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Browsing YouTube as you do late at night, I stumbled across a guy who hacks the internet hackers. You know those that tell you that your PC is at risk but if you allow them remote access they can fix it for you 
I spend an enjoyable couple of hours watching this guy hack their systems, copy and delete all their files and close them down.
So very satisfying |
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"Browsing YouTube as you do late at night, I stumbled across a guy who hacks the internet hackers. You know those that tell you that your PC is at risk but if you allow them remote access they can fix it for you
I spend an enjoyable couple of hours watching this guy hack their systems, copy and delete all their files and close them down.
So very satisfying "
I love these guys  |
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My Amazon Prime is getting suspended, again!
And my DPD delivery is being held in a "local" warehouse in London unless I pay the fee.
Add to that the ongoing retrograde amnesia that stops me recalling the horrific car accident I was recently in, the tax fraud, the Nat West account I never opened having unkown payees set up on it, a courier wanting to collect my bank card, it's going to be a busy day.
Where is a member of the Nigerian royal family to be found to financially rescue me from all this? |
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Greetings
I’ve had most of the above by txt ,phone or email
Then one Monday morning arrived at work
Had a gift voucher from Amazon along with everybody else at work by email
We all decided it was a scam and deleted only to receive an email from the company 2 days later thanking us for our hard work during the pandemic and have given us all a £50 Amazon voucher
They all got reissued |
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"Greetings
I’ve had most of the above by txt ,phone or email
Then one Monday morning arrived at work
Had a gift voucher from Amazon along with everybody else at work by email
We all decided it was a scam and deleted only to receive an email from the company 2 days later thanking us for our hard work during the pandemic and have given us all a £50 Amazon voucher
They all got reissued "
. I'd do the same. I trust nobody who contacts me now, especially with money involved.
What a nice gesture though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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dont worry i can help you out, recently came into a fair bit of money as im related to a Nigerian prince who recently passed away and is sending me 3trillion Ugandan dollars |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
" . I’ve had that one
Well I’ve been very stressed indeed as apparently they’re sending someone to arrest me! Wish they would, a night in a cell sounds like heaven. Not had a moments peace for 18 months!
My cell mate is going to be "Big Cyril" apparently...should I be worried?
I would GM. You are quite pretty. You’ll soon be somebody’s bitch. "
Not sure which I'm most offended by being called pretty or that I'm only "quite" pretty
As for being somebody's bitch it will make a nice change from being somebody's itch!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get them saying pay £1.45 postage or we will keep your Hermes parcel........
I think ..... keep it. I haven't ordered anything."
I’ve had one like that for Royal Mail. Said it’s with customs and I need to pay £3.22.
Sounded scam like but at the time I was actually waiting for teeth whitening stuff from turkey! |
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"I get them saying pay £1.45 postage or we will keep your Hermes parcel........
I think ..... keep it. I haven't ordered anything.
I’ve had one like that for Royal Mail. Said it’s with customs and I need to pay £3.22.
Sounded scam like but at the time I was actually waiting for teeth whitening stuff from turkey!"
Royal Mail will pop a grey customs and excuse card through the door as well. |
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"I get them saying pay £1.45 postage or we will keep your Hermes parcel........
I think ..... keep it. I haven't ordered anything.
I’ve had one like that for Royal Mail. Said it’s with customs and I need to pay £3.22.
Sounded scam like but at the time I was actually waiting for teeth whitening stuff from turkey!
Royal Mail will pop a grey customs and excuse card through the door as well. "
*excise.
Damn my giant man hands! |
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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
If it is the usual HMRC threatening jail if I do not pay an outstanding tax bill, I usually start by asking how long HMRC have had an office in Kolkata, the line goes dead.
Kolkata is in India and it the epicentre of the Indian scamming plague. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If it’s a mobile number then it’s BS I always go through and it’s someone from India, they ask my name and I tell them you should know my name you called me, then I tell them to suck there head up there own Arse they soon hang up |
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"dont worry i can help you out, recently came into a fair bit of money as im related to a Nigerian prince who recently passed away and is sending me 3trillion Ugandan dollars"
You know that's only £1:84 in sterling right? |
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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago
North Norfolk area |
Whenever I get a call about no fault motor accidents, I always string them along for a while, then ask them for their name, tel no, company details and Co registration number etc etc, as I'm assisting the SFO in investigating fraudulent activity. Oh, and tell them I'm recording the conversation.
Funnily enough, always get cut off at point.....strange
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"Whenever I get a call about no fault motor accidents, I always string them along for a while, then ask them for their name, tel no, company details and Co registration number etc etc, as I'm assisting the SFO in investigating fraudulent activity. Oh, and tell them I'm recording the conversation.
Funnily enough, always get cut off at point.....strange
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I always ask if they could fill in the details for me? As I was d*unk at the time, and can't remember the details. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There are some great You tube videos of some American investigators turning the tables on the scammers. In some cases they infiltrate their computers and seize their data and threaten to give it to the police. The responses are gold! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve had a few of these calls recently and I happily play along for a good 15 mins or so to string them along as the way I see it, 15 mins of me winding them up is 15 mins they’re not taking to someone who sadly may be taken in.
When I get bored and want them to bugger off I start asking them really deep questions like how is their relationship with their family and their parents, then I ask if they believe in a god. Normally most of them say they do, so then I start asking them how they will explain to their god almighty at the pearly gates that they spent time trying to scam people out of money....they normally cut me off at that point, but hopefully I’ve given them food for thought when they go home for the night and consider their actions.
All in all, good fun really. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"dont worry i can help you out, recently came into a fair bit of money as im related to a Nigerian prince who recently passed away and is sending me 3trillion Ugandan dollars
You know that's only £1:84 in sterling right? "
£2.67, jokes on them i gave them my credit card details insteas of my bank account |
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"dont worry i can help you out, recently came into a fair bit of money as im related to a Nigerian prince who recently passed away and is sending me 3trillion Ugandan dollars
You know that's only £1:84 in sterling right?
£2.67, jokes on them i gave them my credit card details insteas of my bank account "
Smart move! That'll larn 'em. |
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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
"There are some great You tube videos of some American investigators turning the tables on the scammers. In some cases they infiltrate their computers and seize their data and threaten to give it to the police. The responses are gold! "
One guy even managed to hack into the call centre security camera system, the response when the scammers realised was hilarious. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wtf do I do now?!
I need my national insurance number to make sure i can claim my national insurance if i have a slip, trip or fall in the woods.
The automated lady voice on the other end of the phone, that told me, sounded very serious like a more stern version of Alexa.
Help fabbers "
I had the same
Don’t respond, I informed the government fraud line and they confirmed it. |
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